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Berdyansk and the Azov RMB

WA Delegate: The Socialist States of United Euterpe (elected )

Founder: The United Plum States of Shkod

Last WA Update:

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The world's weird fringe region, containing wonderful countries, ranging from democratic crusaders, to DPRK-esque dictatorships to anarchies to indigenous tribes. Enjoy your stay! :D



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    Shkod Overview

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    Rangipo Overview

    FactbookOverview by Rangipo . 22 reads.

Embassies: The Embassy, Empire of Novaya Equestria, The West Republic, Fredonia, Non Aligned Movement, Evil, Ozymandium, The Alliance of Dictators, The Slide Countries, Aovelale, The Great Universe, Hollow Point, and RAMS.

Tags: Featured, Magical, Password, Small, and World Assembly.

Berdyansk and the Azov contains 7 nations, the 2,470th most in the world.

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The Most Politically Free in Berdyansk and the Azov

These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

As a region, Berdyansk and the Azov is ranked 9,108th in the world for Most Politically Free.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Anarcho-Flexist Territory of The Ricardo Milos FollowersAnarchy“GOLOSOVANIYE”
2.The Federal Republic of RangipoCorporate Bordello“Money don't grow on trees.”
3.The Democratic Surgeon Commune of HirurgiLiberal Democratic Socialists“In strange aeons you will find that even death may die”
4.The United Socialist States of Western MediterraniaDemocratic Socialists“Al costat del gran mar”
5.The Socialist States of United EuterpeLeft-Leaning College State“We do not budget for the dead”
6.The United Plum States of ShkodLeft-Leaning College State“Oof”
7.The Holy Atlēpētl of Seltsames DeutschlandIron Fist Consumerists“Vitsliputsli über alles”

Regional Happenings

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Berdyansk and the Azov Regional Message Board

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Post by A Giant Meteor suppressed by Shkod.

A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:

CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED

before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.

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Post by RMSboatymcboatface suppressed by Shkod.

Hey Hey! You're Featured Today! Congratulations My Friends!
\_O_/ Yay! :D

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Post by Birthday Cake Herby suppressed by Shkod.

Beep beep! Congrats on being featured! Anyone for some cake?

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Post by Bishkekk suppressed by Rangipo.

NEW ORDERS

I am now your leader.

Carkt ti nwellu nor kjasstanu ber sipphweq

Del latei mojh drzcy nod "Repulikem det Viowu normi Kazarchk"

Scij do ruzce, I doe veljusz mi coe; SHKOD

Zermji foskultann z eiternjch dach noid I ljkrzeq.

PANJA DU CARCHSTWUT LOJKE AZKUNN BERIUNSTIMZOL Shkod!

The region has been experiencing invasions and barbaric despoiling committed by hordes of mindless barbarians of otherwordly regions. The actions have been taken and for security purposes, the region is now protected via an undecypherable and unhackable password. Stay safe, people of Berdyansk and the Azov.

Berdyansk and the Azov was always at war with the griefers.

Today is a sad day for us who are true Believers. Today, approximately two hours ago, a great leader has left the mortal world for a better place. Our Demitlatoani, the assistant and good friend of the High Prototlatoani himself, has been smited with an act of Vitsliputsli.

While on a meeting in the Trego Autonomous Region, he was slain and eaten by a vile beast, whose size was no match even for the Demipope. We are mourning his death together as a nation, and as separate people and cultures.

You can watch the funeral ceremony performed by the people of the Trego region here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g7dSF6bTMU

To celebrate the birthday of our Lord and Savior, Karl Marx, (albeit a day too late :v) cue the Ricardo national anthem!

There are hidden stories all around us,
growing in abandoned villages in the mountains
or vacant lots in the city,
petrifying beneath our feet in the remains
of societies like nothing we’ve known,
whispering to us that things could be different.
But the politician you know is lying to you,
the manager who hires and fires you,
the landlord who evicts you,
the president of the bank that owns your house,
the professor who grades your papers,
the cop who rolls your street,
the reporter who informs you,
the doctor who medicates you,
the husband who beats you,
the mother who spanks you,
the soldier who kills for you,
and the social worker who fits your past and future into a folder in a filing cabinet
all ask
“WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT US?
It would be anarchy.”

* * * * *

And the daughter who runs away from home,
the bus driver on the picket line,
the veteran who threw back his medal but holds on to his rifle,
the boy saved from suicide by the love of his friends,
the maid who must bow to those who can’t even cook for themselves,
the immigrant hiking across a desert to find her family on the other side,
the kid on his way to prison because he burned down a shopping mall they were building over his childhood dreams,
the neighbor who cleans up the syringes from the vacant lot, hoping someone will turn it into a garden,
the hitchhiker on the open road,
the college dropout who gave up on career and health insurance and sometimes even food so he could write revolutionary poetry for the world,
maybe all of us can feel it:
our bosses and tormentors are afraid of what they would do without us,
and their threat is a promise —
the best parts of our lives are anarchy already.

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