The Most Secular in big
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, big is ranked 8,466th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The All Encompassing Empire of Large | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Big” | |
| 2. |  The Reach of Kilometer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Better by a mile” | |
| 3. |  The District of North Vancouver | Father Knows Best State | “Money is no issue in hell” | |
| 4. |  The Village of Belcarra | Authoritarian Democracy | “Rock makes us strong” | |
| 5. |  The Municipality of Pitt Meadows | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Heeey macaranea” | |
| 6. |  The City of Coquitlam | Moralistic Democracy | “The Spirit of the Rivers is the Strength of the People” | |
| 7. |  The City of Burnaby | Moralistic Democracy | “Praise to the great tower gods” | |
| 8. |  The The Second Land of Redundant of Redundant | Moralistic Democracy | “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo” | |
| 9. |  The Campus of University Of British Columbia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “praise be his hallowed name KEVIN MILLIGAN” | |
| 10. |  The University of Simon Fraser University | Corporate Police State | “do not overdose in the bathroom on a weekend thank you” |
