The Lowest Crime Rates in Bloopsjooj
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Girl and her Cat of Westinor | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “I love you till the stars die out” | |
| 2. |  The Beans on Toast of Beans on Toast | Moralistic Democracy | “Beans” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of The Jamdoin | Left-wing Utopia | “Come On and Slam and Welcome to The Jamdoin” | |
| 4. |  The People's Republic of Irandana | Conservative Democracy | “FREEDOM! LOYALTY! WORK!” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Soilnstuffestan | Authoritarian Democracy | “Look it” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Bialyia | Corrupt Dictatorship | “I Will Consider It.” | |
| 7. |  The Queendom of Staezatka | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Kaffe er alt” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Everything That Is Holy | Conservative Democracy | “The Rising Sun from the burning ashes!” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Seepy | Left-wing Utopia | “ I Wake Up, I Say Ohh Ahh Still So Eepy Sleepy” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Samikalo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “My cofe is carpet” |
