The Most Secular in Colt 45
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Colt 45 is ranked 1,303rd in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Infinite Supply of Colt 45 | Corporate Bordello | “Taste The Cool” | |
| 2. |  The Infinite Supply of Colt 45 Double Malt | New York Times Democracy | “Colt 45 Double Malt” | |
| 3. |  The Infinite of Colt 45 Malt Liquor | New York Times Democracy | “Malt Liquor” |
