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The Most Primitive in Cotonou

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Cotonou is ranked 11,397^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Bentley Creek	Conservative Democracy	“Gone fishing”
2.	The State of Mel Lyon	Anarchy	“Whatever it takes”
3.	The State of Barnet	Capitalizt	“Off We Go”
4.	The State of Ville de Cotonou	Anarchy	“State”
5.	The State of Gbagboland	Left-wing Utopia	“Please - Do Not Recruit Here”
6.	The State of Feader-Hope	Corrupt Dictatorship	“A Spot In The Road”
7.	The District of Ostdeutschlander	Moralistic Democracy	“Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!”
8.	The State of Sargassia	Anarchy	“No Borders”