WA Delegate: The United Republic of Richomp (elected )
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Today's World Census Report
The Least Corrupt Governments in Dauiland
World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.
As a region, Dauiland is ranked 23,772nd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Articulate Republic of Rahul Raghuraman||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Forever advancing!”|
|2.||The BLM of Nazbeth||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Black Lives Matter”|
|3.||The Golden Haven of Liberlitatia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Luckiest nation in the multiverse!”|
|4.||The United Republic of Richomp||Left-Leaning College State||“oeconomia ad libertatem ad enviorment”|
|5.||The Sweet Islands of Candy and Chocolate||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Tout est bon avec du sucre!”|
|6.||The Community of IDI Games||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Motto”|
|7.||The Factbook Writers of Our Official FB Nation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Dauiland’s Official Factbook Storage”|
|8.||The Republic of TLU Canon Info||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Lets not go that way”|
|9.||The Free State of Crimtonian Spectre||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Live Free or Die”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of Sheev Palaptine||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I am the Senate. It's treason then!”|
- : Embassy established between NSCP and Dauiland.
- : The Sweet Islands of Candy and Chocolate unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The Sweet Islands of Candy and Chocolate suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The BLM of Nazbeth agreed to construct embassies with NSCP.
- : The Articulate Republic of Rahul Raghuraman updated the World Factbook entry.
- : The Pirate Sounding Name of Swaklaton of the region NSCP proposed constructing embassies.
- : The BLM of Nazbeth suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The BLM of Nazbeth unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The Articulate Republic of Rahul Raghuraman suppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
- : The United Republic of Richomp unsuppressed a post on the Regional Message Board.
Dauiland Regional Message Board
Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and moonshine has made a resurgence.
Odil sat down, turning the possibilities over in his head. Only the day before he’d bitten into his daily bread ration, only to have his teeth slam against a hard plastic object. Fighting back the urge to swear in pain, he looked closer and saw the unmistakable shape of a (relatively ancient) USB disk drive.
Confused, he picked it up; upon closer examination, there was a small piece of paper taped around the side of it.
‘Keep this—stand by.’
Given that he’d called for assistance, he had a pretty good idea of where this mysterious disk drive had come from (who else would go to such lengths to hide something so inconsequential?) —and yet how did they manage to sneak something into the very lair of the beast? Surely there had to be at least one person on the inside, if not for assistance, then at least for information. There was one encouraging piece of information that the flash drive had delivered to him, however. Without a device he couldn’t actually access the data there, but he could comfort himself with the knowledge that his allies had expanded their reach—they had friends in high places.
Three days later
“Oi, for god’s sake, can I use the toilet in peace? Give a man his dignity!” Shaking his head in pretend disgust, Odil shut the door to his bathroom and reached underneath the sink cabinet. Looking around in the darkness, his fingers brushed against something that definitely wasn’t metal. As he’d expected, it was a blue backpack. His brother, Tarius, while loyal to the Crimtonian Spectre government, hadn’t given up his value of hospitality. He was one of the few that knew of Odil’s imprisonment-or his being alive. He’d handed Odil this backpack earlier, telling him, “All this prison food isn’t going to keep you cheerful-perhaps you’d like some of these snacks.” Appreciative of the care, Odil reached for the strap through the metal detector—until the guard operating it waved his hand away and took it to another room—for inspection, he supposed.
Disappointed—but not surprised, Odil was escorted back to his cell, where a meal sat waiting. Careful this time to not break his teeth in half, he tore the loaf of bread in two, where this time a note fell out.
‘The backpack’s in the bathroom, under the sink.’
Puzzled, he tried to figure out what this note meant. Clearly, this had to be the work of one of his friends-and what was waiting for him there? Of course, it had to be the package Tarius had packed for him, and yet why did something so innocent necessitate this level of secrecy?
Pulling the bag free of its confines, he received an answer-the clank of metal on metal confirmed his suspicion that this bag was not packed full of sweets. He grinned as he peered in and saw the contents. There was another note, too.
So excited you published this!! Yes, I read it already, but I’ll give the same feedback now that I gave then: this is great! A huge improvement on the original, both in terms of the quality of writing and the details you’ve added (and yes, I’m dissing myself here). Looking forward to the next chapters!
Also, Lib, have you quietly read all of the Endgame chapters I’ve published?