Duck World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Duck is ranked 5,151^st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Lady of Duckness	Anarchy	“pikathink”
2.	The Free Land of Mr Duckie	Anarchy	“Quack quack”
3.	The Republic of Duckroll	Anarchy	“Roll the duck”
4.	The Colony of Duck dodgerz	Civil Rights Lovefest	“More bread please”
5.	The Free Land of Lord Ducker of Duckistan	Anarchy	“Quack!”
6.	The Rogue Nation of The Duck side of the Moon	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“All hands on duck!”
7.	The Jingoistic States of Mu Tsu	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Prepare to die!”
8.	The Republic of Roll The Duck	Corporate Bordello	“Quack”