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🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶

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The queens entered the werkroom and found a lipstick message in one of the mirrors, written by Altherna.

Miss Betty wiped the mirror clean using some detergent and wipes, after reading Altherna’s mirror message out loud

“When people talk about living art… that was her! She truly was so out of this world, I’m really glad I met her!” Said Valéria, looking sad. Other queens followed suit into complementing Altherna and how she was such a sweetheart

“But Condragulations Madame Marco, second win already! WEEEEEERK” Madame Thénardier hugged the other Madame

“Well to be fair… she only won cause my team didn’t keep up with me!”Guida Escarlate sighed

“Maybe if instead of trying to hoard the spotlight you shared it with others you would have won”Totarina replied in a very dry tone. Guida Escarlate prepared to attack the military queen, but she was immediately stopped.

“Actually true. Since episode 3 that you’ve been acting high and mighty! Honey just because you’re famous in your Banana Republic of a country doesn’t mean that you’re all that. ESPECIALLY, when you don’t even have Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent.”Beannete exploded against Guida Escarlate, who was too taken aback by the Northern Queen to even answer back.

“You are unique and you have the nerve to wear those ugly ass outfits on the runway and sure you’re talented I can give you that, but charisma? I don’t see it. You’re just U.N.T.”Estella completed the read, leaving Guida with her mouth wide open and very defensive. Meanwhile, Madame Marco was just having a little celebration with Ruth Goldberg

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It was a new day in the werkroom, and the tension was now lower because they had the sweet release of their bed. Guida Escarlate looked very tense still, but everyone else seemed to have forgotten the events of the previous evening.

“So sad Altherna isn’t here with us today” Valéria sighed once more. (Did she have a crush on Altherna? MAYBE)

“Well this is a competition after all, people being eliminated is normal”Rosa Quartzo replied while flexing her muscles ”Although right now this seems more like a Madame Marco meet and greet with the number of wins, she has… Can I at least get an autograph?”

She spoke playfully, and Madame Marco laughed it off, but some contestants ( cough cough Estella and Guida cough cough) didn’t take it very well

Most of the queens just brushed them off and let them be messy in a corner. Shortly after a bell rang giving Estella and Guida a very short time to recompose themselves.

Nany Invictus entered the werkroom out of drag, and upsies no face picture out of drag (we are contractually obligated not to show her face, or we get sued).

"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”

The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, acting as if they were good girls who had never done anything bad in their lives

“Having worked with hip pads so many episodes now, I’m sure you all know everything you need to know about them. Today’s Mini Challenge is “Trivia Pursuit! Hip Pad Edition!”. Good luck ladies!”

Totarina excelled at the challenge, with an encyclopaedic knowledge about hip pads, even knowing their compositions because she studied it in the mission details

“Totarina, Condragulations you won a cash tip of 1000 euros sponsored by Quem Quer Ser Milionário!”

All the girls clap for her, who shyly accepted her prize

“Additionally, this week you will embrace your Inner Poison Ivy and design your very own outfit using Plants! You can make a base out of fabric, however, your outfit must be almost completely made out of plants. If we look at it and we see fabric… Well, I guess you’ll discover by yourselves if you take that risk. Plants will be provided by the Crown Gardens and the Princely Greenhouse. Fabric will be provided by Tecidos&Companhia! Ladies Start your Engines! And May the Best Drag Queen… WIN!"

Suzy Vodka-Laranja, Madame Marco and Beannete Minete somehow made their outfits entirely with plants, even getting to the point where they made their own fabric by using plant fibre (how? We don’t know but they did, and it was fabulous). Their creations were just out of this world, so much so that looking at them one could think they were designer made (the production team can guarantee they weren’t because we were there). Bruxa Má do Oeste, Valéria CP, Miss Berry Wintour, Totarina, Siena Caiena and Guida Escarlate did a myriad of pieces some of which were fully plant made, while others used a fabric base, but were so aesthetically pleasing and well designed that it would be impossible to critic them negatively. Estella Rubra, Ruth Goldberg, Rosa Quartzo and Madame Thénardier had good designs but they paled in comparison to the rest, some were too simple, while others just weren’t pleasing to look at. They all tried to serve their looks on the runway, but it was clear that Madame Marco, Suzy Vodka-Laranja and Beannete Minete were just on a league of their own.

"Now Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward."

"Bruxa Má do Oeste, Valéria CP, Miss Berry Wintour, Totarina, Siena Caiena, Guida Escarlate and Estella Rubra… you are safe, you may retreat to the untuck lounge”

The 7 queens did as they were told

"This means that you 6 represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"

“Madame Marco, this week you once again excelled. You are elevating the level every single time. This Garment is just perfection, I want one!”

“Rosa Quartzo, I’m sorry my dear, but this is just not enough. You have incredible fashion sense, but you are truly not a designer”

“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, this garment is so well done I am so taken aback by it. Tonight you truly showed how much you shine, and your taste is just exquisite. This is truly your redemption week”

“Madame Thénardier, tonight you suffered a great fall, while you have been doing good this is just… Sub-par”

“Beannete Minete, I know you are a seamstress, in fact, you have made some of my own pieces and honey… You did amazing! I feel like this week is your redemption to the public, along with Suzy.”

“Ruth Goldberg, unfortunately, my dear this week you didn’t serve looks, you served… mediocrity. I expected more out of you”

Nany did a pause before continuing

“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”

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Back on the stage, Nany Invictus looked to the 6 competitors before delivering some final remarks about their performance.

“Madame Marco, tonight you were a glamazon, and your look slayed the competition”

“Madame Thénardier, your fashion tonight was stale”

“Beannete Minete, your fashion was intoxicating and we are addicted”

“Rosa Quartzo, your look tonight looked like it needed some water… and some fertilizer”

“Suzy Vodka-Laranja, plants became you and Poison Ivy who? Suzy is the new plant hero”

“Ruth Goldberg, for a beautiful queen, you lacked taste. And your look was mediocre”

Nany did a dramatic pause before revealing the results

“Suzy Vodka-Laranja… you are safe, you may join the other girls”She quickly did as she was told, mouthing a thank you to the judges

“Madame Marco, condragulations you are the winner of this week’s challenge! You won three custom-made dresses made from all-natural materials from SaveTheForest.com”She thanked Nany profusely, but one could note that Suzy and Beannete looked a bit surprised at the revelation

“Beannete Minete, my dear, keep going honey. You are safe!”Beannete did a slight bow and went to the back of the stage, joining Valéria, Suzy and Bruxa Má

The three queens left on the stage looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges.

“Madame Thénardier, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination”

“Rosa Quartzo, unfortunately, you are also up for elimination”

“Ruth Goldberg… you are safe to slay another day! You may join the other girls!”She thanked Nany with tears rolling down her eyes, she had a very emotional day.

The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with Rosa Quartzo looking incredibly insecure while Madame Thénardier was just talking about how she was going to revenge her fallen sister and wasn’t going home tonight

“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to Run the World (Girls) by Queen B, Beyoncé!” The camera cuts to the panel of judges looking incredibly excited/i] “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”

[i]Madame Thénardier embodied the spirit of the song, serving a really good lipsync, with stunts and very fitting dance moves. She was giving Beyoncé but her own take on Beyoncé that was fresh and exciting. Meanwhile, Rosa’s insecurities showed and while she didn’t do badly, she was clearly almost a backup dance to Madame Thénardier because she didn’t stand out nearly as much. And she did stumble on some beats, making her moves look crunchier than they should.

After they were done Nany clapped a bit, but some of the judges had their fingers up in the air and waved them at Madame Thénardier. Nany quickly put her poker face back on, looking very secure and confident of the decision she was about to make.

“Madame Thénardier! Shantay, you Stay!”

The Queen from Herya hugged the queen from Alentejo and Algarve and returned to the back of the stage

“Rosa Quartzo, you shone bright like a diamond even tho you were a Quartz… Now its time for you to Sashay away!”

The queen from Alentejo and Algarve nodded to Nany and then sadly walked to the back of the stage. Tears rolled down her face and Valéria and Beannete quickly went to hug her

“There’s an awful lot of awful things we could be thinking of, but for just one day, let’s only think about love!”

Rosa Quartzo exited the stage, giving a flex, with everyone else clapping for her. Beannete and Valéria were clearly affected by her leaving and were crying a bit

"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"

The Queen screamed “Gayman”

“Now let the Music Play!” Run the World (Girls) by Beyoncé was heard on the runway and the queens exited the stage doing a choreographed number to the song, serving Beyoncé Realness.

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🎶Caxina's Drag Race! Start your Engines! Caxina's Drag Race May the Best Drag Queen Win🎶

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[EN Version]
The queens entered the werkroom and found a lipstick message in one of the mirrors, written by Rosa Quartzo. Beannete and Valéria look more shaken than the rest of the queens, and still a bit in shock about this elimination.

Madame Thénardier wiped the mirror clean using some detergent and wipes, after reading Rosa Quartzo’s mirror message out loud

“She was really the sweetest person you could ever meet! A bit delusional yeah but that’s my sister…” Said Valéria, looking sad. She cried a little while saying this.

“Truly… When she started doing drag, she was so enthusiastic and was truly a ray of sunshine. I’m so proud of her” Beannete cried while saying this, and the queens from Kukinalia hugged her showing some support

The two queens kept having a moment, while the rest just congratulated Madame Thénardier and Madame Marco

“You lip synced the house down boots!”Siena Caiena praised the queen from Herya

“And Madame Marco condragulations! Third win! Can you please stop winning and leave some challenges for the rest of us?”Ruth Goldberg laughed at the situation”Not but for real… stop winning challenges gurl”

The queens laughed at the situation, but some were getting clearly flustered at her success (do I really need to say names? We all know who they are)

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It’s a new day in the werkroom and Beannete looks a bit sadder than usual. Valéria once again looks to her usual cheerful state, but one could see the Beannete was just out of focus.

“I just want to get it started! And maybe I don’t know see someone else win a challenge” Suzy Vodka-Laranja laughed, and the other queens followed suit

“I’m truly suffering from success here I swear to God! I just want to spend some time drinking cocktails and having a kiki with you all”Madame Marco laughed at the joke and replied in the same tone, but she did sound a bit overconfident
Some Queens coughed at her remark, but Madame Thénardier and Siena Caiena tried to keep the air of the room light and goofy

While the queens had fun Nany Invictus entered the room at the sound of a buzzer. She was out of drag and as per usual, only showing the neck down (yas kween).

"Hello Hello Hello! How are you, ladies? Feeling blessed and highly favoured?”

The queens immediately turned their heads to Nany, still cheerful and laughing

“Well, we could do something new, but why not keep going on hip pads? Today’s Mini Challenge we’re making a competition about hip pads (this is clearly not because we sell your things on ebay)!”

Totarina excelled at the challenge, to no one’s surprise because she studied in the mission details everything about hip pads. She just did everything they asked and more. Besides this challenge was basically a do-over of last week’s mini challenge

“Totarina, Condragulations you won… nothing because we’re tired of giving prizes”

All the girls laughed hard at the revelation

“And this week you will act in a commercial named Breastword, about a resort for Drag Queens! Totarina since you won the mini challenge you can decide the teams for this challenge- Ladies Start your Engines! And May the Best Drag Queen… WIN!"

Totarina immediately picked Madame Thénardier and Siena Caiena for her team and then grabbed Valéria since she was clearly feeling good vibes from her. Then she grouped Guida Escarlate with Bruxa Má, Beannete and Miss Betty because those three would keep Guida’s ego in check. Lastly keeping Madame Marco with Ruth Goldberg and Estella so that that team would be chaotic.

Madame Thénardier was a clear stand-out, Totarina’s team all did pretty well, and things considered, delivering a funny commercial with captivating lines and scenes. The leftover team also had a really good dynamic, not as good as the Military Queen team, but still delivering a clear second-best performance. Meanwhile… Team number two just had a mediocre performance. Their jokes weren’t bad, but they weren’t good, and no one stood out from the crowd. It was a bit directionless and unfunny even. A clear downgrade for the last performance Guida was in. A humbling performance even

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"Now Ladies, it’s time to bring out your inner Opulence! Category is... Gold!"

Ruth Goldberg, Siena Caiena and Madame Marco brought the best garments of the night. There was not even a competition, they had the clear top 3 best garments on the runway. And they knew how to serve them. Each one had its own unique twist, with Ruth serving a bit more conservative look, a very stunning gown but at the same time so irreverent and creative, Siena serving a beautiful body suit that made her into a goddess on earth and Madame Marco with a Papal outfit, completed with a papal tiara. Totarina, Estella Rubra, Valéria, Bruxa Má and Guida Escarlate brought garments that while stunning and clear representations of their drag persona were just a step behind those other three runways. Meanwhile, Madame Thénardier, Suzy Vodka Laranja, Beannete Minete and Miss Betty had outfits that fit the theme but they just were more basic and their runway walk wasn’t able to sell it as well.

"Now Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward."

"Ruth Goldberg, Estella Rubra, Madame Marco and Suzy Vodka Laranka…your team is safe you may go untuck backstage”

The 4 queens did as they were told

"This means that your two teams represent the tops and the bottoms of the week"

“Totarina, this was another great week for you! You lead your team to such a good sketch and here on the runway you are giving us what we need from you!”

“Bruxa Má do Oeste, my dear in the challenge you, alongside your team, were a bit flat-lined. A very meh job. But here on the runway, this is just a cut above the rest of your teammates, and I have to congratulate you for this runway.”

“Madame Thénardier, your performance in the challenge was just… Amazing! Darling, you delivered every line, every moment you were on the screen we immediately were attracted to you because you were in character, and you were making the entire sketch come together. Really, an amazing job. Here on the runway… you’ve done better previously, but I feel like with your performance in the challenge this runway is really just an afterthought because you blew us away and completely out of the water”

“Beannete Minete, tonight you suffered a great fall from grace. Last week you almost won and this week this is just… a tad bit basic? And I don’t know but I thought you would have done better in the challenge cause really it seemed as if you were lost.”

“Valéria CP, on the challenge, again, your team worked amazingly well. Really! You all did a great job, and you did amazing with your lines. And here on the runway, this is really Valéria realness and I’m living for it.”

“Guida Escarlate, unfortunately, my dear this week you didn’t deliver a good performance… Really this was mediocre. However, on the runway, this is High-Drag and I really enjoy this outfit”

“Siena Caiena your job on the challenge was stellar but here on the runway, you are just on another level. Like Mama, this is cover of Vogue, Paris Fashion Week, and it’s so you! This is such a practical outfit, but you just look like… a golden goddess”

“Miss Betty, my dear, even if I wanted to I can’t remember anything you said on the challenge and even here on the runway… my dear this is not up to par with the rest. You tried to sell it your best but really that wasn’t enough.”

Nany did a pause before continuing

“While the judges and I deliberate, you girls go join the others in the Untuck Lounge”

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Back on the stage, Nany Invictus looked to the 8 competitors before delivering some final remarks about their performance.

“Siena Caiena, maybe all that shine’s isn’t gold, but you are 20 karat”

“Bruxa Má do Oeste, on the challenge you were more like copper”

“Beannete Minete, tonight we lost you, can we find you next week?”

“Madame Thénardier, your performance shone brighter than a diamond”

“Totarina, you lead your team so well… you deserve a golden medal”

“Guida Escarlate, you went from Broadway to off-off-Broadway”

“Valéria CP, on the challenge you served top podium”

“Miss Betty, you are still hiding yourself. When is the cocoons falling off?

Nany did a dramatic pause before revealing the results

“Madame Thénardier, condragulations my dear you are the winner of this week’s challenge. You won a one week stay at Palácio da Junqueira, courtesy of The Crown Estate of Caxina”Madame Thénardier thanked Nany in tears

“The rest of your team is safe! You may join the other girls”Everyone from the first team went back to the stage

The four queens left on the stage looked anxiously at Nany and the rest of the judges, with Beannete looking emotionless in comparison with the rest.

“Beannete Minete, I’m sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination” The Pink Haired queen sighed but she didn’t seem surprised

“Miss Betty, unfortunately, you are also up for elimination”

“Bruxa Má do Oeste and Guida Escarlate… you two are safe. You may join the other girls!”They thanked Nan, doing a slight bow.

The screen briefly cuts into confessionals, with Miss Betty was just talking about how she wasn’t going home tonight, while Beannete just talked about how she didn’t plan to lipsync. She was going to stand in one place and just wait to go home. She didn’t feel like she could keep going on this competition

“Two Queens stand before me. Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lipsync performance to What You Get is What You See by “Tina Turnt Her” I mean Tina Turner!” The camera cuts to the panel of judges with the bad bitch of the Judges, Julia Eucalipto, looking very excited “Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself FROM ELIMINATION! The time has come for you to lip-sync… for your life! Good luck and don’t funk it up!”

Miss Betty served a very adequate lipsync to the song. She knew the words; she had the moves. Was it the best lipsync you have ever seen on this show? No. Was it a good lipsync that you would probably give money to if it was in a bar? Yes. Either way, while Miss Betty lip-synced for her mothertucking life, Beannete took off her shoes and just stood there in one place. The rest of the cast screamed at her to do something, but she was there, statuesque, frozen in place. She had given up.

After they were done Nany clapped a bit, but Julia Eucalipto was clearly dissapointed. Nany without even waiting for the producers just spoke out loud.

“Miss Betty Wintour! Shantay, you Stay!”

The Blonde Queen from Caxina hugged the pink haired queen from Caxina and returned to the back of the stage

“Beannete Minete, you are and you will always be, a Drag Superhero. Now Sashay Away!”

The Drag Mother of Valéria and Rosa Quartzo thanked Nany and went to the back of the stage where she finally put on a last parting smile

“How’s My Head? Well, haven’t had any complaints! Oh wait that’s not very mothering of me. What can I say except: In here…”she places her hand on her heart”I Already won”

Beannete Minete left the stage with her signature strong strut, with the rest of the girls cheering her on

"Now if you can’t love yourself how in the hell are you gonna love somebody else can I get a gayman up in here?!"

The Queen screamed “Gayman”

“Now let the Music Play!” What You Get is What You See by Tina Turner was heard on the runway and the queens exited the stage doing a very chaotic dance that was truly serving Mother Tina Turner.

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