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Haiku was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 183

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Warcracy of Tanou (elected )

Founder: The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing Demons

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Welcome to Haiku
Explore our many islands
and enjoy your stay

Embassies: Futaba Aoi, Philosophy 115, Nudist Dreamland, The SOP, The Western Isles, Gay, The Dirt Alliance, Loamhedge, Grand Coalition, Calefacta Aquas Piscinae, The Maritimes, Gay Equality, Conservative League, Winterfell, Chinese Republic, The Embassy, and 32 others.Esamir, Auretania, The Socialist States of the Philippines, Technologica, Sonnel, Imperium of the Wolf, Bear Country, Solid Kingdom, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Great Universe, The Bear Country, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Forest, Oatland, Hollow Point, Gypsy Lands, The Nordics, Lardyland, Rogue CONclave, Barbaria, MentosLand, The Meme Must Go On, Bhutan, The International Polling Zone, Scania, The New North West, Castocium, Dream Land, Edmundian Empire, Region of Poe, and Europe but better.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Democratic, Featured, Medium, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Haiku contains 23 nations, the 649th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Avoided in Haiku

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, Haiku is ranked 5,147th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Borderlands of ThistledomCorporate Police State“Sit down, shut up, and drink your tea.”
2.The Haikus of MashmaruAnarchy“Five. Seven. Five.”
3.The Musical Plague of Tap-Dancing DemonsPsychotic Dictatorship“What a lot of fun, you guys have been real... swell!”
4.The Romantic Fruit Merchants of Goblin MarketCapitalizt“Apples and Quinces, Lemons and Oranges, Plump Cherries”
5.The Republic of TanuoAnarchy“A Pink World. One Day.”
6.The Boastful Bragging of BraggartBenevolent Dictatorship“I am the best! ”
7.The Backward Republic of UkiahInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Three lines, no waiting!”
8.The Community of HaikustanScandinavian Liberal Paradise“A nomad I am, always so harmonious, I hail Haikustan!”
9.The Shinobiashi of Sakura ZensenLeft-wing Utopia“Mono no aware”
10.The Card and Haiku Puppet of FuentanacardsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Haiku equals happy”

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Haiku Regional Message Board

Roctaiciestahland wrote:Good greeting from us;
We at TourAdvisors,
Wish to see your sights.

Is a great project of The
Embassy - 'Nuff said.

I'll show you the world-
Shining, shimmering, splendid.
Magic carpet ride

I listen outside.
A solitary cricket
chirps. A peaceful night.

Hello this is Yi
I just moved to this region
So now I am here

Yij wrote:Hello this is Yi
I just moved to this region
So now I am here

Measure the value
of an additional friend
in more than numbers.

Goblin Market wrote:Measure the value
of an additional friend
in more than numbers.

Many thanks go to
the Romantic Fruit Merchants
of Goblin Market

24 nations
(if I counted correctly)
are now in Haiku

Numbers are useful
I'm not a romantic but
value statistics

I do value friends
but will rather collect them;
"gotta catch'em all" :)

I have to ask though:
Do you only write haikus
Or other stuff too?

Everything worth saying here
can be thus expressed.

The summer turned hot
Melting under the suns heat
Autumn far away

The 10th of August,
Summer drifts by in a haze
Of uncertainty.

I hate heat waves though
They turn wearing clothes into
A sticky ordeal

Sweet sixteen birthday
A derecho striking home
You can do the math

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