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Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Darkstar vii

Last WA Update:

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To hell with invaders. The Holy Pastry is on our side.

And all the nukes and soldiers we have. Those come in handy, too.


Embassies: The Illuminati, Farkistan, POLATION, Turkic Union, The Rose Garden, Solar Alliance, The Embassy, The Enclave Conglomerate, The Bar on the corner of every region, Melhorian Sea, Yarnia, Avadam Inn, Grand New Earth, Thanksgiving, Union of Nationalists, and SECFanatics.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Conservative, Founderless, Future Tech, Minuscule, Password, Religious, Role Player, and Social.

Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake is home to a single nation.

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The Most Developed in Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake

The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.

As a region, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake is ranked 21,310th in the world for Most Developed.

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1.The Rogue Nation of Maple Syrup ImporterIron Fist Consumerists“Importing Maple Syrup”

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Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake Regional Message Board

So, Z-Day is nearly upon us once again. As leader of the region, I have developed a plan that I believe will keep us safe through this year's zombie apocalypse.

As you may already know, we will all be presented with three options: Fighting off the zombies, researching a cure, and embracing the hordes of the undead. Since I would rather not have our glorious region ravaged by zombies, especially after all we've fought through since Darkstar VII left us, I would suggest we stick with the first two options, and my aforementioned plan reflects this.

The plan is threefold, and is as follows:

1) SHIELD HQ, Primus unum, Maple Syrup Importer, and Sin-Eater will be assigned to Extermination. It's your job to create Tactical Zombie Elimination Squads to destroy as many of these undead creatures as you can.

2) In the meantime, Foxmen, Jelliot, Arctolandia, Puppeted peoples, and Empire pocket, as well as myself, will be assigned to Research. We will attempt to find a cure as quickly as possible, and when we have completed research, we will be able to launch Cure Missiles across the region to exterminate zombies in the more heavily-infected nations among us.

3) One of the options granted to Founders (or, in our case, WA delegates with executive power like myself) during the apocalypse will be to close our borders to outside regions. Since our borders are already closed, I will simply ensure they remain closed, especially during the duration of the apocalypse.

Outside intelligence suggests the zombie hordes will be even stronger this year, so it's imperative that we all follow this plan. Otherwise, our glorious Holy Regime will be ripped apart by the undead.

Cheers.

- Mand'alor

P.S. At the end of the 36-hour apocalypse, the region will return to normal. However, the global goal for this year's apocalypse is at least a 25% global survival rating, and I think we should help that happen.

Arctolandia

36 hours until Z-Day is expected to commence, gentlemen. May the Holy Pastry protect us.

Gentlemen, there are many proposals I wish to submit to the World Assembly, but there is a mandate in place that requires a delegate to have two endorsements before being allowed to submit proposals. As we currently only have one other WA member in the region besides myself (which would be Foxmen), this is currently impossible. I implore those of you who are able to join the World Assembly.

(Reminder that if they catch you having more than one nation in the WA, they'll threaten to ban all of your nations until you remove one from the WA.)

15 minutes until the apocalypse, gentlemen.

Good luck.

Um, guys? Anyone with cure missiles... It would be great if you guys could help me out. Nearly a quarter of my entire population is infected.

Anyone who can help the nations in our region who need assistance repelling the zombies, please do so. We only have three hours to go and I hope to the Holy Pastry we can survive this.

Assuming there are enough of you left to stop this madness.

Well.

We survived, I think?

Uh, hey guys?

Someone needs to join the WA and endorse me. At the moment we have no delegate, and therefore no executive power in our region. Foxmen just went down and he was my only endorsement.

Guys, the situation is concerning me. We need a WA delegate so that we have executive controls over the region. I implore any of you who can to join the WA and endorse me so that we can continue to preserve the Holy Regime.

Hello my friends! As you are all such good fellows, I am personally inviting all of you to the first ever annual MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION! All the details can be found in this Dispatch and Forum thread,

Hark! Hark I say! The spirit of Christmas is upon us and there is a major celebration fast approaching NationStates! The hallowed halls of Mr Money Headquarters are decked with holly and the sound of angels singing echoe through the mighty corridors. Behold, my Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, the

MR MONEY CHRISTMASTIDE CELEBRATION 2016

In celebration of Christmas, -mr money- is hanging up the tinsel, Tree and mistletoe and preparing a mighty feast never before seen in NationStates history! The FIRST EVER Annual Christmas Celebration with Mr. Money promises to be an unforgettable night of enjoyment, laughter, mirth and merriment for all!

For 2 NIGHTS, starting on the 22nd December on the Mr Money Headquarters Message Board, Forum page and maybe a specially commissioned offsite Forum, Mr Money is offering a feast of many courses, including roast duck, turkey, assortment of roasted vegetables, sausages and bacon and his signature Gravy! There is also chocolate cake, cookies, Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cake and a multitude of other puddings and edible delights!

For the vegetarians, we have vegetables not cooked in goose fat but goose fat free! We even have gluten free this year!!!

All Potatoes used are supplied courtesy of my good friend, The Salaxalans exclusively for both evenings alongside Mr. Money's own Potato Co. (see Forum page for details)
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All are welcome, from the Monarch to the Peasant, this is a party for all classes! For the Monarchs, we have a special Christmas Ball of Waltzes. A special gift of 1,000 shall also be offered to each attending Monarch, so by all means, invite your Monarch.

And of course, Mr. Money has lots and lots of BEER

He's got Ales, Whiskys, Bitters, Lagers, Stouts, Vodkas, Rums, Meads, Ciders, Cocktails, Wines, various other Spirits, basically he bought his own Pup! Expect some intense merriment!

But wait...THERE'S MORE!

This year, we are having a series of Competitions to award some very special prizes! The winners and runners-up in each category will recieve a prize from Mr Money himself! The categories are,

Best Dressed Nation
The attendee with the best Flag shall recieve a special prize from Mr Money!
Best Christmas Joke
Self evident I hope!
Best Motto
A very special prize for the winner of this one!

And last but not least...

Nation of the Year
This is awarded to the attendee that all the guests believe has made the most worthy contribution to NationStates or has the best rated ambitions for the future.

Well what else can I say? I hope you will join me for a truly festive celebration and I look forward to seeing as many of you as possible.

REMEBER! It's on the 22nd and 23rd December 2016! Don't come in the wrong month or mistakenly turn up in December 2116.

Share and upvote this WFE! We need to get this to everyone!

If you're looking for the Festivus Celebration, I'd advise you to visit Lost food products and Star Trek People

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Please upvote the Dispatch, pin it to the WFE and spread the word! I hope to see as many of you there as possible.

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