The Safest in Irk
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Irk is ranked 24,351st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dictatorship of Tallest Purple | Libertarian Police State | “Weren't you banished to Foodcourtia?” | |
| 2. |  The Paranoia of Dib | New York Times Democracy | “Don't tell me you actually thought you'd win this!” | |
| 3. |  The Waffles of GIR- | Capitalizt | “I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom doom doom....” |
