The Most Primitive in Jesus
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Jesus is ranked 22,449th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Principality of The Mihran Satrapy | Corporate Police State | “For the Shahanshah” | |
| 2. |  The Vineyards of Aged Pinot Grigio | Capitalist Paradise | “Here's to anything.” |
