The Most Primitive in JJ McCullough Fan Club
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, JJ McCullough Fan Club is ranked 24,893rd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Rowan II | Mother Knows Best State | “Patience is the key to paradise.” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Verdefuego | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Through Peaks and Valleys, One Nation Prevails” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Trosyia | Corporate Police State | “Through Peaks and Valleys, One Nation Prevails” |
