Governor: The City of Calamba
WA Delegate (non-executive): The Great Kingdom of Mephistia (elected )
Founder: The City of Calamba
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Embassies: Guinea Kiribati, The Embassy, New Mexico, North Carolina, Minnesota, Iowa, South Carolina, Illinois, Colorado, South Dakota, Massachusetts, North Dakota, Virginia, Mississippi, Arizona, New Hampshire, and 14 others.Missouri, Washington, Nebraska, Idaho, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Kentucky, Maryland, Utah, Delaware, Wyoming, Nevada, Kansas, and Bulacan.
Laguna contains 12 nations, the 1,529th most in the world.
Activity • History • Administration
Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in Laguna
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Laguna is ranked 12,223rd in the world for Nudest.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Sublime Trotskyist State of Dasi Dasi | Democratic Socialists | “Organ harvesting is a victimless crime!” | |
2. | The Travelling Casino of Puppet State 777 | Mother Knows Best State | “Bringing Luck to Featured Regions” | |
3. | The Republic of Pink Lady | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mie and Kei” | |
4. | The Municipality of Lumban | New York Times Democracy | “Embroidery Capital of the Philippines” | |
5. | The City of San Pablo | New York Times Democracy | “City of Seven Lakes” | |
6. | The Municipality of Nagcarlan | Corporate Bordello | “Vegetable Basket of Laguna” | |
7. | The Municipality of Famy | New York Times Democracy | “Home of Bamboo Weavers” | |
8. | The City of Calamba | New York Times Democracy | “Spring Resort Capital of the Philippines” | |
9. | The Queendom of Totally Not Star Federation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
10. | The City of Cabuyao | New York Times Democracy | “One Cabuyao, One Vision” |
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Regional Happenings
- : The Jovian Class Dreadnought of RIS Saturn 51-XT departed this region for United Nations of PM.
- : The Furballland Featured You of A Featured Region departed this region for United Nations of PM.
- : The Tired Minimum Wage Worker of Lost Pizza Guy departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Republic of Bob Ross Land departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Airbus A350 of Featured Airways departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Nude Utopia of Streakers departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Wild pack of Featured painted dog departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Republic of A elf on the Featured shelf departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits departed this region for Transylvania.
- : The E5 Series Shinkansen of The Featured Region Express departed this region for Transylvania.
Laguna Regional Message Board
FA flight 33 has landed at Laguna International airport! The local time is 9:11 AM. We will be here till we depart for the next featured region. Happy featuredness!
*The plane refuels with the help of The Featured Airways Ground Crew*
Ahoy! RV Unrelenting Sea is passing through to explore your featured region. Our hearty congratulations!
Bob Ross rushes in with the myth, the legend, Jack Black.....?
Jack Black starts singing, "Beautiful region, could use some...." He takes a a deep inhale. "ROCK & ROLL!"
Bob Ross says, "Anyways, Happy little region. Here's a painting!"
Bob Ross drops a painting of a Rock band.
As a train pulls into the Laguna train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at Laguna station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The Train Conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.
When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''
The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the Laguna station to the next station.
Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on): Coach Class: Dead region, region with little to no activity, or I don't like the region (somewhat), but can tolerate them on the train. Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, Bite My Biscuits rated this region Legendary, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region.
Coach Class (Dead Region)
Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?
*grrrrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have came with a message the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day Laguna*
Want some meat 🥩?
It is I A elf on the Featured shelf
Congratulations on being the featured region of December 8th Laguna, I’ll put in a good word for you all with the big man.
I need to meet with the governer for this inactivity
You Have a New Flag!
That Flag Looks Amazing!
Thanks guys, I guess I'm the WA delegate
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