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Today's World Census Report

The Least Corrupt Governments in Lardyland

World Census agents tempted government officials with financial and other inducements to bend the rules and recorded how often their proposals were declined.

As a region, Lardyland is ranked 23,116th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of ThiricalpialorachinCorporate Bordello“Peter Renwalt”
2.The Confederacy of HaeniolFree-Market Paradise“Cat.”
3.The Commonwealth of SilestoneCorporate Bordello“A puppet of Sylestone”
4.The Theocracy of The Lardy Orthodox ChurchCapitalist Paradise“All hail Lolios, god of Lard!”
5.The Military-industrial complex of Dogetopian Weapon WarehouseCapitalist Paradise“We have many weapons for sale. Wanna try one?”
6.The Space time continuum of 2toneCapitalist Paradise“ok”
7.The United Kingdom of No anime toneInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mans really about it”
8.The United Kingdom of Rooster BonesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nah”
9.The AWOOOOOOOOO of CaptainLardIron Fist Consumerists“AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA HUMNA HUMNA HUMNA”
10.The Democratic States of East ConcordRight-wing Utopia“Unity, Discipline, Work”
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Captain Lard wrote:i ate an entore food

captan lar why are you so fat and stupid

Beautifully made wrote:captan lar why are you so fat and stupid

because i am stupid and fat,

Hellö åll, höpe yöu’re åll håving å gööd weekend. Just published my låtest Fåctböök ön one of my favourite foods!😋Enjoy!

Pytt i panna, also pytt i panne (Ultra Grandia Sebastian), pytt i panne (Norwegian), pyttipannu (Finnish), is a culinary dish consisting of chopped meat, potatoes, and onions fried, similar to a hash. The term is Swedish for "small pieces in pan". It is a popular dish in Sweden, Norway and Finland, and in Denmark, where it bears the name biksemad, literally meaning "mixed food". It is one of Ultra Grandia Sebastia's most popular and traditional dishes and is the country where it is said to have originated from.

Traditionally consisting of potatoes, onions, and any kind of chopped or minced meat such as sausage, ham or meatballs, diced and then pan fried, it is often served with a fried egg, pickled beetroot slices, sour pickled gherkin slices, capers and sometimes ketchup or brown sauce.The dish was originally made from leftovers of past meals but now it is far more common to prepare pytt i panna from prime ingredients. Frozen pytt i panna of many varieties can be bought in almost every Ultra Grandia Sebastian, Swedish, Danish, Norwegian and Finnish supermarket. Many variants of the dish exist, including vegetarian and vegan dishes.


Pytt i panna is often abbreviated to pytt, especially when referring to variants such as oxpytt (pytt i panna made with beef) or krögarpytt ("inn master's pytt", made with more finely diced potatoes and beef).
Pytt Bellman eller Doppsko – gräddstuvad pyttipanna

Biff Greta – skiljer sig främst genom att köttet smaksätts med senap.

Biff Rydberg – görs på råstekt potatis och kött av hög kvalitet. Serveras med rå äggula.

Kycklingpytt – köttet består uteslutande av tärnad kyckling.

Laxpytt – köttet ersätts av tärnad lax.
Vegetarisk pytt – köttet ersätts av tärnade rotfrukter, tofu, halloumi, svamp eller Quorn.

Trädgårdspytt – en vegetarisk pytt med tärnad potatis, tärnade rotfrukter som t.ex. morötter, rotselleri, palsternacka och lök samt kryddad med timjan och rosmarin. Den lämpar sig även som tillbehör till andra maträtter.

Krögarpytt – en finskuren/småtärnad variant av pytt, där köttet uteslutande plägar vara oxkött.

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