WA Delegate: The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia (elected )
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Embassies: LazCorp, A Lazarene Card Farm, The North Pacific, The East Pacific, the South Pacific, the West Pacific, Osiris, Balder, the Rejected Realms, Gay, One big Island, Hell, Caer Sidi, Thalassia, 10000 Islands, The Free Nations Region, and 5 others.Warzone Asia, Warzone Airspace, Warzone Africa, Grace of Gaia, and Anteria.
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Defense Forces in Lazarus
Nations ranked highly spend the most on national defense, and are most secure against foreign aggression.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 4,113th in the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
|1.||The Holy Empire of Rommanda||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Strenght Through Unity, Unity Through Faith”|
|2.||The Grand Republic of Versail||Corrupt Dictatorship||“For the glory of the Republic!”|
|3.||The Armed Republic of Celtician||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dílis go Bás”|
|4.||The Dictatorship of Where the dead live||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Fear democracy”|
|5.||The Holy Empire of Snoodum||Corrupt Dictatorship||“All hail God-Emperor Snudgskooge”|
|6.||The Monastic Technocracy of Expendia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc”|
|7.||The Hell Hole of Terrians||Corporate Police State||“DEATH TO HUMANS !”|
|8.||The Holy Republic of Gandhiana||Psychotic Dictatorship||“For great justice.”|
|9.||The Empire of Gaberel||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Progress through oppression”|
|10.||The Oppressed Peoples of Super Fun Fun Happy Time||Iron Fist Consumerists||“All Hail Donald Trump, our fearless leader!”|
- : The United States of The Republic of Wallonia was refounded.
- : The State of Dayaar Mongolia departed this region for United World Nations.
- : The State of Dayaar Mongolia was refounded.
- : The Central Government of United Tibet departed this region for United World Nations.
- : The Central Government of United Tibet was refounded.
- : The Republic of Hausaland departed this region for United World Nations.
- : The Republic of Hausaland was refounded.
- : The Democratic Republic of Microlesberg departed this region for United World Nations.
- : The Democratic Republic of Microlesberg was refounded.
- : The National Assembly of United Cypriot Republic departed this region for United World Nations.
Lazarus Regional Message Board
Greetings, fellow esteemed Lazerenes!
All of Arclandia hopes this message finds each and every one of you enduring well through a year that seems to be comprised largely of plot twists and cliffhangers but only enough narrative to render them barely relevant to any of the characters' contexts. You may have noticed that our Diplomacy Corps made use of the automated WA endorsement functions, and if it hasn't happened yet, it will. We wish to be transparent about informing you that this is indeed a brazen effort at gaining endorsements through mutual back-scratching with the added bonus that such exchanges strengthen the region as a whole.
In the endorsement process, the Diplomacy Corps did separately annotate that there was an impressive and artistic parade of flags on display. They also took note that the region's most endorsed nations are led with an eye to human rights. Such ideological and artisanal beauties are surely the hallmarks of a fine region, and we are right at home in it.
Arc Ignius Rex
Arclandian Civil Conscience Thinktank
Arclandian Diplomacy Corps
Arclandian Trading Commission
Artisan Guild of Arclandia
and all Esteemed Leadership by proxy
*Lady Vera exits the castle of Saint Satanis and proceeds to her awaiting vehicle, an all black Tesla Model 3. The back door swivels up and she sits in the back seat.*
"The Vapula Prolex", she speaks aloud.
*the door on the Tesla closes and speeds off to its destination without a driver in the front seat. A phone call comes over the bluetooth in the cabin. It is Dr. Leanne St. John*
"Hello Speaker, have you arranged things" asks Lady Vera.
"Yes, my Lady, The GeneralProtectorateMinistry of The Vapula Prolex is all assembled. The Magisters are also there representing the Magi Council," she reported.
"Yes, my Lady he has left the hotel and is currently en route to The Prolex."
"Thank you Dr, St. John. We will see you there soon." Lady Vera disconnects the call.
*Lady Vera pulls out her speech and reviews the contents. The Model 3 Approaches The Prolex. She is dressed in a state dress of purple damask. She has a tiara upon her head encrusted in black diamonds shaped into pentacles. Her skin is flawless and paper white, her eyes are completely black. Her lips are blood red. When the Tesla reaches the entrance to The Prolex she steps out with the aid of an awaiting Stewart. Camera bulbs flash wildly. Her dress hasn't an enormous train but manages to flow behind her. She enters The Prolex where government and a diplomat are waiting for her evening speech*
"Ladies and Gentleman.[Chaírete] (Hello). I am honored to be here on the land where secularism, human rights and freedom are held sacrosanct-Demonos! When I first decided to embark on this diplomatic tour, I was in a big dilemma. Which country should I begin from? After a lot of thinking and introspection, The Principality appealed to me the most. Her Excellency, Lady Vera was kind enough to let me visit her genial nation. She was filled with excitement and hospitality and made it her own mission to make my trip the most comfortable. I express my gratitude to Her Highness Lady Vera for her kindness and generosity. My fellow Ashoyians, you have made our country proud by abiding with the laws of Demonos,respecting its culture and above all, respecting its masses. Ashoy and Demonos have been strategic partners for about 700 years. That is quite long! It is believed that the two countries had flourishing trade betwixt them. However as time passed, the world changed and the two countries slowly but surely lost contact. My visit to Demonos marks the revival of the prehistoric friendship between Ashoy and Demonos- A friendship built on trust,cooperation and ethics. Friends, I am happy to announce that our nations have agreed on a visa free travel agreement which will allow Ashoyians and Demonosians to travel between the two super powers without any restrictions! Also, Ashoy has decided to invest 150 Billion Atins into the Information technology of Demonos. This investment will provide a lot of employment to our brothers and sisters of Demonos. The two nations have also agreed on a joint military drill that will help Ashoyian and Demonosian Defense Forces to be prepared for any unexpected incursions. Lastly, the two nations have also agreed upon the removal of trade restrictions which will help revive the flourishing trade that took place over 700 years ago! My fellow Ashoyians, our nations have embarked on a new journey- a journey of friendship which will surely last for an eternity! Its been a pleasure meeting the Ashoyian diaspora in Demonos.
God bless Ashoy, God bless Demonos, God bless Lazarus.
MINISTERS, Ashoy clearly indicates that they wish to establish other structures. Trade between The Imperial Republic and The Principality’s industries. The Principality is a socialist, AI-backed, centrally planned economy. We must speak now of what this means for The Crux.
WE COMMAND the DEMONOS ECONOMIC MINISTRY EXECUTIVE, To form a foreign monies treasury. ALL currency traded for Crux must be deposited and given compensation to greater than market value price. We further command that ALL foreign monies be accounted for upon entry of The Principality from Ashoy.
WE COMMAND THE MAGISTER OF CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION, to take account of all monies entering from abroad. Foreign bearers of alien currency notoriously and legally entering Demonos MAY NEVER be deprived of monetary possession. NO FEE OR TAX may be imposed upon bearers of ATINS. We further command that THE MAGISTER open an exchange booth at ports of entry to offer exchange of alien currency to CRUX based on fair market value. We further commend that ASHOY PASSPORT HOLDERS be granted entry without the need of a visa approved by the Demonos Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
WE COMMAND THE MINISTRY OF LABOR, to form a committee and produce, before the next full moon is out a foreign industry investigation. The Imperial Republic of ASHOY will begin sending entrepreneurs to our lands looking to set up industries alongside our Information technology. WE COMMAND THE MINISTRY OF LABOR to work with the DEMONOS ECONOMIC MINISTRY EXECUTIVE to program our industry for the influx of foreign investment.
WE COMMAND THE DEMONOS DEFENSE AGENCY to work alongside Ashoy to perform military drills and war games that reflect sentiments of allegiance and friendship. We further command the THE MAGISTER OF DEFENSE to work alongside Ashoy chiefs of military staff to benefit the defense of our mutual countries in the spirit of peace and mutual prosperity.
That set aside. Mr. AHAN SHETTY. Welcome to our Principality. We hope these commands may help bring about another golden age. We have known Lazarus so that it has become our home. We must do all that we can to advance our region's culture, economies, and sciences. We are grateful for your visit and look forward to having your people among us. We are, after-all, all Lazarene. We welcome your investment of faith an good nature. May peace be between our nations, for as long as we shall govern.
"This is a case of white privilege," one of the "Ethnic Lives Matter" rioters said, apparently too stupid to recognize what had been happening for the last four days.
"I'm as white as death," Lady Zaharra said. "I'm going to show you my skeleton juicer."
"Lady, I'm sorry!" came the terrified scream.
"Too little, too late," Lady Zaharra said.
*Lady Vera awoke. She had changed out of state robes and tiara into a uniform of state with epaulets sometime after the speech at The Vapula Prolex. She felt hungover. She rang a small bell on her nightstand. A steward appears.*
"You rang my Lady?"
"Are you aware of what publicly and or privately happened last night," she inquired. She arose from her bed and outstretched her arms.
The steward began to disrobe Lady Vera. "Your majesty was seen leaving the Prolex with Ahan Shetty and you proceeded to the Vapula Symphony Orchestra."
"Yes, we remember now, Holst's The Planets. They had a complete holographic exposé of space above the heads of the audience." Her memory was jogging as the steward began unfastening a corset.
"The tabloids reported this morning," continued the steward matter-of-factly, "that your majesty and his excellency were seen leaving before the 'Saturn' movement and headed toward the The Black Pitch."
"Guess we ended up rocking out at that metal concert, after-all. That's when things began to get fuzzy." Lady Vera walked over to a dresser in the anti-chamber of her bedchamber's water closet. The steward remained in place.
"Did our person come back to the castle quite intoxicated," Lady Vera asked with a private small smile.
"Quite." answered the steward aloud as Lady Vera had disappeared from sight. The steward added, "you didn't bite his excellency last night my lady. The Privy Council will be pleased."
*Lady Vera steps out of her dressing room in an all black gown with a hooded robe over her shoulders.*
"That's a relief. His excellency is a lamb." She ended her comment before the steward heard too much. "And his excellency? Where is he? Is he safe?"
The steward bowed, "He was given a room here in the castle. The Shadows believed him returning to the hotel may pose a security risk."
"Steward, alert The Shadows they performed marvelously. Not a single bad thing happened, then. Very excellent work."
"Will that be all, my lady?"
"Thank you, steward, you're dismissed."
*Although the day's sun came over Demonos, and, her populace slept, Lady Vera sat at her desk and started to consider matters of her nation. The steward's footsteps faded down the hall, beyond her room until only the scribbling of her pen was audible*
Sorry for the double post. Lazarus is a bit slow today.
There is no need to scratch my back. We've already got someone who does that. However, Arc Ignius Rex, through your proxies, it's nice to have you here and that was a very nice thing you all have said.
I took Hong Kong in Latin before you, Lazarus can’t take it anymore
What makes you assume we wanted it in the first place?