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Tubbius just had to actually walk around a lot in search of things! Now, He is in a desk chair, munching on sweets in front of a fan.

North kekistani isles

Snoodum wrote:What is? Everything? Or is this a plot twist and you mean nothing is excellent? Right now I could certainly get behind the latter.

I forgot to quote the previous post, apologies.

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Biology class today was totally over my head... Gotta memorize the names of a bunch of amino acids and if they're polar or nonpolar and their relating charges (acidic, basic) this week. >.< I'm sure it'll make perfect sense eventually but I think I need to go home and study for a lifetime first! :P

Treadwellia, Hycronesia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Biology class today was totally over my head... Gotta memorize the names of a bunch of amino acids and if they're polar or nonpolar and their relating charges (acidic, basic) this week. >.< I'm sure it'll make perfect sense eventually but I think I need to go home and study for a lifetime first! :P

Beer leader slides a 6 pack of beer leader caffeinated lager across the bar. Little early in the semester for this but an imaginary has to do what an imaginary friend has to do.

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:While she would like to claim credit, Lady Zaharra must admit that it was not her. She definitely agrees, though. After all, skulls are biodegradable, and a good source of calcium for rodents in the wild.

Beer leader is a absolutley giving her credit for this.

Treadwellia and Loftegen 2

Zapatian workers state

The copper states wrote:Yes, finally someone who has read THE Time Machine! (I understand there are probably a lot of Lazarenes that did, but I rarely meet such people in my life)

Treadwellia wrote:You make this English teacher happy.

So Santa Claus is an English teacher. I learn more and more every day...

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Zapatian workers state

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Biology class today was totally over my head... Gotta memorize the names of a bunch of amino acids and if they're polar or nonpolar and their relating charges (acidic, basic) this week. >.< I'm sure it'll make perfect sense eventually but I think I need to go home and study for a lifetime first! :P

Do you have to memorize the structural formulae as well?

Your Imaginary Friend and Loftegen 2

Zapatian workers state

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Biology class today was totally over my head... Gotta memorize the names of a bunch of amino acids and if they're polar or nonpolar and their relating charges (acidic, basic) this week. >.< I'm sure it'll make perfect sense eventually but I think I need to go home and study for a lifetime first! :P

Nonpolar
1. Gly
2. Ala
3. Leu
4. Ile
5. Pro
6. Met
7. Val
8. Phe

Polar
9. Thr
10. Ser
11. Cys
12. Trp
13. Tyr
14. Asn
15. Gln

Acidic
16. Lys
17. Arg
18. His

Basic
19. Glu
20. Asp

Treadwellia, Your Imaginary Friend, Hycronesia, and Loftegen 2

Grossadmiral der lowe

I am gonna be working in an Imgryu Roleplay post, and sadly I don’t think it will be as long as the post I previous done.

Your Imaginary Friend, Loftegen 2, and Leonism

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader slides a 6 pack of beer leader caffeinated lager across the bar. Little early in the semester for this but an imaginary has to do what an imaginary friend has to do.

Thank youu<3 *slurp slurp*

Zapatian workers state wrote:Do you have to memorize the structural formulae as well?

Fortunately no! I think maybe I'll try to make a poster of them with their structure included anyway though, just to like go the extra distance and get information about them firmly stuck in my skull. Thanks for the list! :)

Guiness Freaks, Loftegen 2, and Zapatian workers state

North kekistani isles

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Thank youu<3 *slurp slurp*Fortunately no! I think maybe I'll try to make a poster of them with their structure included anyway though, just to like go the extra distance and get information about them firmly stuck in my skull. Thanks for the list! :)

Make sure not to drink too much, as that may affect your decisions as leader.

Loftegen 2

The History of Loftegen 2

Part One

The Beginning

In the year 997 CE, the Pindarean Empire was crumbling. In a desperate effort to stabilize, and thus save, the heart of his empire, Emperor Teleftaíos XIV asked a favor of the woman called Mara Anzjana. A mighty sorceress, she marched with Teleftaíos' armies and single handedly turned the tide of a dozen major battles. His enemies within and without crushed, Teleftaíos expressed his gratitude to Mara Anzjana by offering her all of the provinces south of the Iron Mountains to rule as her own, a gift she accepted. Or so the history books tell. There are legends that say the southern provinces were her price, rather than a gift, and that Teleftaíos was none too happy to pay it. Only one person knows the truth, and she refuses to speak of it.

Arrival

It was the spring of 998 CE when Mara Anzjana arrived in Altenburg, capital of the eponymous Duchy. She did not arrive at the head of an army. She had no courtiers, and no servants. She walked alone into the Great Hall of Castle Altenberg, where Duke Orsino III was holding his spring audiences with his vassals. Mara Anzjana announced who she was, and asked if the Duke had received word of Emperor Teleftaíos' gift to her. The Duke replied that he had, and further stated that the emperor could pursue marital relations with a donkey, and that he would not bend his knee to any woman.

Mara Anzjana ordered Orsino to vacate his throne, informing him that he was no longer the Duke of anything, whereupon Orsino invited Mara Anzjana to pursue marital relations with a horse. Mara Anzjana frowned thoughtfully, then pointed at Orsino. His body exploded in a blast of blood, gore, shattered bone, and shredded flesh. Before the stunned assembly, Mara Anzjana took that horror drenched seat and said, "I am Mara Anzjana, Empress of the Land of the Seven Suns. Does anyone here dare defy me?"

None answered her, but all sank to their knees and bowed before her.

How is everyone today?

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2

Sulfux wrote:How is everyone today?

Good, how are you?

Loftegen 2 wrote:Good, how are you?

I'm good, thanks for asking!

Sulfux wrote:How is everyone today?

Mmph MMPH mmph mmph!

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Pls no copy pasterino

Sulfux wrote:How is everyone today?

Good

Guiness Freaks and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:Mmph MMPH mmph mmph!

That's no good. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Denado wrote:That's no good. Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

Tubbius frowns and tries again. MMPH mmph MMPH?

Denado, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Treadwellia wrote:Tubbius frowns and tries again. MMPH mmph MMPH?

He's doing WHAT in the kitchen with Dinah?!

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2

Denado wrote:He's doing WHAT in the kitchen with Dinah?!

I hear he's cleaning her <censored> with a <redacted> while she polishes his <deleted>.

Loftegen 2

The History of Loftegen 2

Part Two

The First Great Reform

As grand a sounding name as 'Empire of the Seven Suns' was, a unified county it was not. The region was a mess of petty kingdoms, principalities, duchies, thanedoms, and other such entities. There were scores, if not hundreds, of ethnic groups, religions, languages, and dialects.

On Midsummer's Day, 998 CE, Empress Mara Anzjana issued a decree establishing an official, empire-wide language for the conduct of government business. Rather than choosing from among the existing languages of her realm, she selected her own personal language, to the consternation of all. She also expressly declared that purely local affairs could continue to be conducted in the local language, which puzzled many.

Not long after, she was forced to deal with a rebellion. The Thane of Eisenburg, who had been present in the Great Hall just months earlier, decided to break away from Imperial rule. This time Mara Anzjana did take an army with her. With a few thousand men she met the Thane's army in the field south of Eisenburg. The Empress's army was outnumbered five to one, and many thousands of the Thane's subjects had come to watch him destroy his foe.

Bidding her troops stand fast, the Empress went forward alone, toward the Thane's banner.

"Edward Ironblade," she is said to have called out. "Here I stand. Strike me down if you can."

The Thane rode out, his armor shining in the sun, his lance long and keen. "I do not fear you, witch, for the gods of the Iron Mountain are with me, and have sent me portents of your downfall."

"Then why do you wait, Edward?" the Empress answered, spreading her arms. "Come and do the bidding of your gods."

Enraged, the Thane set spurs to his horse, leveled his lance, and charged.

The Empress met the tip of the lance with an upraised bare hand. As it struck home the lance and its wielder dissolved in a shower of glowing cinders. The Thane's steed thundered past, before drawing up, befuddled by the sudden disappearance of its rider.

Mara Anzjana then addressed the late Thane's army. "Who's next?"

Eisenburg submitted without a fight.

Denado wrote:He's doing WHAT in the kitchen with Dinah?!

Tubbius sighs and shakes His head. Some folks just don't speak good Mmph.

Denado, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Loftegen 2 wrote:I hear he's cleaning her <censored> with a <redacted> while she polishes his <deleted>.

Oh, they're just doing good, wholesome household chores. I was worried there was something untoward happening here!

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

Zapatian workers state

I have a good idea for a poll. Since it seems from the poll history in Lazarus that choices in music were done before, perhaps our corporate slavemasters could hold surveys breaking the population down by geographical area, age bracket, and gender.

Treadwellia, Guiness Freaks, and Loftegen 2

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