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Adelsin wrote:Time for moose stew everybody!!

*sets up tables and brings out piping hot overflowing bowls of stew*

Sneyland, go set up the moose petting zoo.... and please taste the troughs for alcohol.... I've been catching more drunk moose as of late... somebody is slipping vodka onto our farm. Also, I've approved your leave to that family trip to Nebraska.... ya know.... to look at cornfields... I've approved 3 days off next week so yea enjoy buddy, you've earned it!

Ok. *sets up moose petting zoo* *tastes troughs for vodka*. Thanks for the days off.

Earth states union

Earth states union

and yes i reused the flag, too lazy to make a new one

Kappan.... we're ganna have to let you go.... the moose farm isn't producing the kind of revenue we had hoped. As a courtesy we've provided you a redundancy package consisting of extra bowls of moose stew for a period of a month and open access, 12 hours a day, to the baby moose petting zoo.. for one month.

I'm sorry about this buddy. This has been one of the hardest decisions I've had to make in my 35 years of moose farming

Sneyland wrote:Ok. *sets up moose petting zoo* *tastes troughs for vodka*. Thanks for the days off.

Please ensure Mr Kappan is removed from the payroll system.

Custadia wrote:A welcoming party awaits. The Custadian Hospitality Corps' chefs are preparing a national favourite, "Vodka Surprise"!

Diplomatic talks have been postponed in Custadia after the warmer-than-expected welcome led to many Imperials suffering from a hangover on their first morning in the country. Prohibition has quite obviously weakened the once famous capability of Imperial Leonist people for drinking...

Meanwhile, the Invictus is safely moored in a military port, under the watchful eyes of local military forces.

Anyone want to play online chess?

Adelsin wrote:Please ensure Mr Kappan is removed from the payroll system.

I was getting paid?!

On another note, the Lazarene Minecraft server village now has 8 iron golems, it seems the insurrection will begin soon.

Tubbius the Flabby and Mrs. Tubbius have both just now woken up hotter than They would like to be. Off go the bedsheets, up goes the air conditioning, and off go pajamas! In this instance, as The Two Tummies toddle to the nursery arm in arm, They agree that simple Tubbras and underwear are ample attire for a bit!

Kappan wrote:I was getting paid?!

Yes. $19.24 per hour.

Adelsin wrote:Yes. $19.24 per hour.

Well, knowing the financial troubles you're in, I'd like to donate a certain amount to the moose farm. How does one million Adels from my personal fortune sound?

Mzeusia wrote:Well, knowing the financial troubles you're in, I'd like to donate a certain amount to the moose farm. How does one million Adels from my personal fortune sound?

>:( wat, no we don't need ur grubby monies we independent

Mzeusia wrote:Well, knowing the financial troubles you're in, I'd like to donate a certain amount to the moose farm. How does one million Adels from my personal fortune sound?

That's a whole lot of "Rolling in the Deep."

Oh, wait, Adels.

Adelsin wrote:>:( wat, no we don't need ur grubby monies we independent

Oh, okay. Good luck anyway.

Treadwellia wrote:That's a whole lot of"Rolling in the Deep."

Oh, wait, Adels.

Yeah. Maybe we should get Adelsin to sing to us.

Leonism wrote:Diplomatic talks have been postponed in Custadia after the warmer-than-expected welcome led to many Imperials suffering from a hangover on their first morning in the country. Prohibition has quite obviously weakened the once famous capability of Imperial Leonist people for drinking...

Meanwhile, the Invictus is safely moored in a military port, under the watchful eyes of local military forces.

Delighted by the prospect of more time to spend with their Imperial counterparts, the naval brass have asked the hospitality corps to entertain for another night. On the menu: another Custadian favourite... "Whiskey Surprise!"

Meanwhile, near the docks, men in trilbies and duffel coats discreetly take pictures of the Invictus, hiding in a grimy old warehouse and using cameras with long lenses. They take particular note of the battleship's laser point-defence systems.

Added some gnarly pictures to my factbook :p Now The Sigometh Dynasty looks like I imagined it

Still have a lot to add and improve tho

New Week of Tuesday Tarting!

We're starting to see repeats of the same people. This is exciting because it shows that we are making progress! However, we need more people on the Tarting Squad so we can go even further!

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Tuesday Tarting wrote:New Week of Tuesday Tarting!

We're starting to see repeats of the same people. This is exciting because it shows that we are making progress! However, we need more people on the Tarting Squad so we can go even further!

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Having endorsed everyone on the lists, I thought I would re-post the dispatch so it could get some more attention!

Beer leader has been busy building gardens and bat boxes and he totally forgot about his citizens.

Guiness Freaks wrote:Beer leader has been busy building gardens and bat boxes and he totally forgot about his citizens.

I didn't realise boxes were built for bats.

Your Imaginary Friend wrote:Nope, is it notable?

I'd say it was pretty notable, Ferrari won their home race for the first time since 2010.

Not to mention how even though the Mercedes of Bottas and Hamilton eventually finished 2nd and 3rd respectively, they still kept the pressure on Charles Leclerc, the eventual race winner.

I've forgotten how to find the list of nations each nation needs to endorse. Could someone show me?
Thanks.

The moose poll is so random

Deadhorses wrote:The moose poll is so random

Ah! You must not have met our resident moose farmers Adelsin and Sneyland.

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