---TO THE MOOSE FARM---
Thank the intern moose for the inappropiate typo, it has made my day reading all the notices about the unfortunate mistake. Having lots of lols XD (with all due respect to the moosefarm).
Lady Freya would like to taste the vegan moose stew escorted by some baby moose to pet.
*The advisor is seen outside the door of the glorious leader's bedroom.*
Advisor: "Sir you can't do this for much longer! You've been in there for days, come out won't you!?"
The advisor creaks the door open until a loud shot rings in the air and a bullet penetrates the door, luckily missing the advisor.
Boris: "Leave me be!
Advisor: "The revolver is ceremonial, you can't be using it. Why do you refuse to come out?!"
The advisor opens the rest of the door and see's a very rotund man sitting in a bean bag chair
Boris: "I might've gained a few pounds over the days..."