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WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Zombiedolphins (elected )

Founder: The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples

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The region of Loamhedge is open to any nation who can share the region in a reasonably civil manner.

Off-site forum: Link

LinkNSWiki page, with a bit of history(link appears dead)

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    Featured regions from 1st of June 2018 - 31st of October 2018

    BulletinNews by Congratulations On Being Featured . 298 reads.

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    So you've been invaded...

    MetaGameplay by Consular . 10,980 reads.

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    FactbookMiscellaneous by Todds Diplomat . 7,209 reads.

Embassies: The Illuminati, New Tamedia, Ivory Tower, Avadam Inn, End 500, Haiku, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, Future Earth, Bus Stop, International Debating Area, AEGIS Alliance, Homelands, Gypsy Lands, Ebenezer, The Sentient Hub, and 23 others.The Dank Meme Alliance, Province of Mactan, Coin Collecting Club, Lardyland, SECFanatics, MentosLand, Zero Zero Zero Zero, The Great Universe, Existence, Arconian Empire, Fredonia, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics, Hollow Point, Freshness, Appreciation Station, Pravda, Mission Crabs, Europe but better, Abyssum, The levellers, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Republic Of Thanos, and Union of Conservative Nations s.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Neutral, Offsite Forums, Silly, Small, and Snarky.

Regional Power: Moderate

Loamhedge contains 8 nations, the 1,700th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Loamhedge

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

As a region, Loamhedge is ranked 10,135th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Awfully Nice Nation of HalkiaNew York Times Democracy“Forever in its Shadow”
2.The Constitutional Monarchy of NightmailENew York Times Democracy“Sliver thimbles.”
3.The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall AbbeyCorporate Police State“I Am That Is”
4.The Federation of KeanrooScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Excellent!”
5.The Incorporated States of Mas HysteriaCapitalizt“A moment of calm before the end.”
6.The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The MountainCapitalizt“meh”
7.The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent PeoplesCivil Rights Lovefest“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
8.The Republic of ZombiedolphinsCivil Rights Lovefest“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”

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Loamhedge Regional Message Board

we are all your fans CP


i know i'm one for sure.

FWIW I’m not counting “friends” as “fans”

But thanks


Read all about it! Going’s ons in the levellers!

A LHLS release
Issue 2

•Trust rep sent out to raider region

•New army enlistment drive

•Region threat level at all time low

Rocketsaw declared as new leader of the PPKF

Trust rep sent to raider region

The trust rep known as Aurasys has been sent to the raider region of Lily with the goal of improving the regional democracy, however there has been some division within the trust over this new mission. The chairman of the trust has stated “I believe lily to be an unsafe region and a potential threat to our region.” While Aurasys is yet to comment.

While this is certainly a noble endeavour this paper fears that the gesture may not be appreciated and thus in a worst case scenario this mission could go so far as to incur a raid. But others are far more optimistic with Hoodisione saying “I see it as an exciting chance to spread democracy.

New army enlistment drive

The government has launched a brand new army enlistment drive with the hope of growing the Levellers defence force to a good size. This paper wishes to join in that statement and strongly encourages people to enlist their WA nations in the LDF. However despite the strong push this paper understands that only one new recruit was acquired during this drive, the brave nation of Calibert who upon his enlistment was awarded the rank of sergeant. This paper wishes you good luck in your army career!

Region threat level at an all time low

Despite threats from both Cormac and from the PPKF the government has placed the regional threat level at an all time low. This was likely due to tensions subsiding as Pacifica focuses on its election season in which Cormac looks set to serve a full year as President(dictator) of Pacifica. This paper officially wishes to appeal to the Pacifica founder to remove Cormac and prevent a monarchy from being installed. Finally this paper also wishes to congratulate our boys in the LDF for their hard work keeping us safe!

Rocketsaw declared as new leader of the PPKF

Rocketsaw has been declared as the new leader of the PPKF by the dictator, Loxenia. While to any on looker this may seem like a great step forwards for the dictatorship it is in fact anything but! While Loxenia appears to have handed over power they are in fact still vetoing Rocketsaw latest reforms as such this paper is in the belief that the PPKF remains a dictatorship under the thumb of Loxenia.

Most worrying is Loxenia plans to allow the evil of Christenmark to return, if that was to occur this paper wishes to impress upon it’s readers that if he was to return a raid would be carried out (hopefully). However at this time he is considered no threat to us.

Thank you for reading this LHLS publication, written and edited by Bovido Has
Read dispatch

Aegis government commission

AEGIS Alliance


As you may have noticed, the region AEGIS Alliance is deconstructing embassies with this region. This is because it has been invaded by the inter-regional organisation known as 'The Legion', and will be used as a springboard for future invasion attempts. I am a representative from this organisation, notifying you of this. We feel the need to tell you this, as you are an alive and active region that it may be of interest to.

We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused you or your region.


A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

Cromulent Peoples wrote:A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

(This was about the recent NS nuclear war. Internet points to anybody getting the reference.)

How many points do I get Joshua "how about a nice game of chess?"

Cromulent Peoples wrote:(This was about the recent NS nuclear war. Internet points to anybody getting the reference.)

But the forthcoming Zombie Apocalypse there is no shelter in not wanting to play reindeer games.

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