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Loamhedge RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Republic of Zombiedolphins (elected )

Founder: The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent Peoples

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry

The region of Loamhedge is open to any nation who can share the region in a reasonably civil manner.

Off-site forum: Link

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    Featured regions from 1st of June 2018 - 31st of October 2018

    BulletinNews by Congratulations On Being Featured . 310 reads.

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    So you've been invaded...

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    FactbookMiscellaneous by Todds Diplomat . 7,275 reads.

Embassies: The Illuminati, Ivory Tower, Avadam Inn, End 500, Haiku, The Embassy, The Bar on the corner of every region, Future Earth, Bus Stop, International Debating Area, Gypsy Lands, The Sentient Hub, The Dank Meme Alliance, Coin Collecting Club, Lardyland, MentosLand, and 19 others.The Great Universe, Arconian Empire, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics, Fredonia, Hollow Point, Freshness, Pravda, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, United States of Femdom, Codex Ylvus, Union of Liberal Nations, Europe but better, Union of Lardy Nations, 1980s America, RAMS, Click Here, Seven To Many, Dispatchia, and SEC Fanatics.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Neutral, Offsite Forums, Silly, Small, and Snarky.

Regional Power: Moderate

Loamhedge contains 6 nations, the 2,614th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Highest Crime Rates in Loamhedge

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Loamhedge is ranked 2,856th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bad Idea in Retrospect of Ennui On The MountainLeft-Leaning College State“meh”
2.The Incorporated States of Mas HysteriaCapitalizt“A moment of calm before the end.”
3.The Most Serene Cloisters of The Redwall AbbeyCorporate Police State“I Am That Is”
4.The Awfully Nice Nation of HalkiaNew York Times Democracy“Forever in its Shadow”
5.The Embiggened Republic of Cromulent PeoplesLeft-wing Utopia“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
6.The Republic of ZombiedolphinsCivil Rights Lovefest“Logic is blind and often knows only its own past”

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Loamhedge Regional Message Board

House 33 wrote:The regional flag here is truly spectacular!

quite lovely!

Hey all, how's it going? Just joining in on the Regional Message Board! I do have a question for Cromulent Peoples: how are you doing today?

Julian 1 wrote:I do have a question for Cromulent Peoples: how are you doing today?

Me? I’m doing just fine.

Heavens me, I do believe we had some activity overnight. Hope y’all are behaving yourselves.

Sips tea

Sweet merciful chthulu, there’s automated raiding software now.

yea when I lost my WA delegate status I figured they were raiding.

That Factbook entry on Beta Bash is literally a manual page.

*furls brow*

*looks around*

What was that all about?

I am at a loss . Maybe they dont want me to get all those WA delegate perks for being a longtime delegate

Hey so I came across a post on the forums about the NSWiki. Apparently the old one ( went kaput but someone else is trying to make a successor site ( An archive of the old (.net) site is being hosted on the new (.org) site. I updated the links in the factbook entry. I'd update the new site but f*** me if I can figure out how to log into the thing. Looking at the thread it looks like there's other people have the same login problems I saw (for the past several months!) so I don't know how long the new wiki will last.

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