by Max Barry

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Manchester World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Manchester

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Manchester is ranked 6,364th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Queendom of MamuciumAnarchy“Mission Accomplished”
2.The Queen's State of CannigrumCapitalizt“You Can't Stop Progress”
3.The Queendom of ZayineInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
4.The Queendom of Saint James KnightsCorporate Bordello“Corazon”
5.The Queen's State of James GraceNew York Times Democracy“Everlasting Til Death Do We Part”
6.The Queendom of LauInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
7.The Queendom of ZygoPsychotic Dictatorship“From Many, One”
8.The Queen's State of DoiranCivil Rights Lovefest“Terms of Peace”