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Nationstates Hospital RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses

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If you're not sick or injured, get to work!

Embassies: Gypsy Lands, Graveyard, The Graveyard, The Cemetery, and Hollow Point.

Tags: Minuscule.

Nationstates Hospital contains 2 nations.


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The Most Popular Tourist Destinations in Nationstates Hospital

World Census experts tracked millions of international tourists in order to determine the world's favourite nations to sight-see.

As a region, Nationstates Hospital is ranked 11,384th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered NursesMoralistic Democracy“We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.”
2.The Empire of The KneebarMoralistic Democracy“Ye all fight or die....”

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Nationstates Hospital Regional Message Board

Post by Morbaitlund suppressed by a moderator.

Interdimensional hitchhiker

The Interdimensional Hitchhiker was here!

Post self-deleted by Registered Nurses.

A guy went into the exam room and the nurse asked him to disrobe and put on the gown. He said, "I have a problem and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me."

She said, "I'm a professional; I would never do that."

So he disrobed and she noticed that his penis was one inch long. She burst out laughing, and ran out the door. She composed herself, and came back in saying, "I'm so sorry, that was so unprofessional of me. Now what was your problem?"

He answered, "My penis is swollen."

Padfootia 10

*A Completely black armoured van pulls up and a group of people in SWAT team gear walk in with a floating stretcher. On the stretcher is a Injured woman with serious cuts all over and what appears to be a black infection all over her chest. One of the men speaks.*

“She has been injured in a classified experiment in Area 51. This is to remain secret. Can you cure her.”

Can't cure her. Do your own dirty work.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Urrggh, urrghhh urgh. UUUURRRG!

(Translation: Greetings friends, we are now part of this region for a short time.)

I hope you don't have the corona virus.

Urrrg, uggggg uuurrrrrrrrgggghhh?!

(*The what?*)

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