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Nationstates Hospital contains 3 nations.
Today's World Census Report
The Longest Average Lifespans in Nationstates Hospital
Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.
As a region, Nationstates Hospital is ranked 7,801st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
|1.||The Tired and Underpaid Bunch of Registered Nurses||Moralistic Democracy||“We're here to save your butt, not kiss it.”|
|2.||The Empire of The Kneebar||Moralistic Democracy||“Ye all fight or die....”|
|3.||The Republic of Stor-Rhodesie||Corporate Police State||“What a time it is”|
- : The Republic of Stor-Rhodesie arrived from The Boneyard.
- : 0-0-0-0 of the region Zero Zero Zero Zero proposed constructing embassies.
- : Rbbf of the region SECFanatics proposed constructing embassies.
- : Dr hypnotize ceased to exist.
- : The Nomadic Tribe of Tuskena ceased to exist.
- : Dr hypnotize arrived from Balder.
- : United cats twizzy departed this region for Cat Burglars.
- : United cats twizzy arrived from Graveyard.
- : The Grand Diarchy of Harmonic Empire of the region Codex Ylvus proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Nomadic Tribe of Tuskena arrived from The Shadow Nexus.
Nationstates Hospital Regional Message Board
The Interdimensional Hitchhiker was here!
A guy went into the exam room and the nurse asked him to disrobe and put on the gown. He said, "I have a problem and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me."
She said, "I'm a professional; I would never do that."
So he disrobed and she noticed that his penis was one inch long. She burst out laughing, and ran out the door. She composed herself, and came back in saying, "I'm so sorry, that was so unprofessional of me. Now what was your problem?"
He answered, "My penis is swollen."
*A Completely black armoured van pulls up and a group of people in SWAT team gear walk in with a floating stretcher. On the stretcher is a Injured woman with serious cuts all over and what appears to be a black infection all over her chest. One of the men speaks.*
“She has been injured in a classified experiment in Area 51. This is to remain secret. Can you cure her.”
Can't cure her. Do your own dirty work.
Merry Christmas from our region to yours!
**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**
Urrggh, urrghhh urgh. UUUURRRG!
(Translation: Greetings friends, we are now part of this region for a short time.)
I hope you don't have the corona virus.
Urrrg, uggggg uuurrrrrrrrgggghhh?!