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Nordic Lands RMB

WA Delegate: The New Confederation of Vulkanas (elected )

Founder: The NorrŠn Hei­inn Keiserrike of Askerike

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Welcome to Nordic Lands!
Founded: May 18th, 2010
100 Nation Milestone: Nov. 3rd, 2010
200 Nation Milestone: Mar. 16th, 2014
Featured: Nov. 17th 2011, Sept. 24th 2012 and May 28th 2013

We are a Nordic themed region but we welcome all nations of all cultures.

We do NOT communicate with NS Moderators, as their decisions are largely unfair and arbitrary at best.

For immediate administrative concerns please email

For any other concerns please feel free to telegram the Founder, Delegate, or Regional Officers

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LinkMAP For inquiries on the map please contact our map editor, Vaesland

(Please wait 7 days after joining before claiming land)
LinkRegional Anthem

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    Nordic Lands Map Rules

    MetaGameplay by Vaesland . 46 reads.

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    Demographics of the Nordic Lands

    FactbookMiscellaneous by Svenskis . 285 reads.

Embassies: One big Island, Astyria, The Confederacy of Free Lands, The Wolf Clan, International Northwestern Union, Lardyland, The Great Universe, Brasil, The Great Region, Elparia, The Order Of The Afternoon, Westfalen Westphalia, Union of Lardy Nations, Old Zealand, Lorania, Nezasnorden, and 1 other.Nordic Territories.

Tags: Casual, Featured, Free Trade, Independent, Map, Medium, Modern Tech, Offsite Forums, Role Player, Social, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: High

Nordic Lands contains 25 nations, the 626th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in Nordic Lands

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

As a region, Nordic Lands is ranked 6,210th in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of ScanoramaAnarchy“la rÚvolution de notre temps”
2.The Thousand-Year Empire of New LollandIron Fist Consumerists“I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.”
3.The Borg Queendom of SvenskisLiberal Democratic Socialists“One Vision, One Purpose!”
4.The NorrŠn Hei­inn Keiserrike of AskerikeCorporate Police State“Vilji er Sigr”
5.The Gro▀artigkeit of SdKfz 186Capitalist Paradise“Wir Spielen, Wir Kńmpfen, Wir Setzen Alles auf Sieg”
6.The Kingdom of RolvenLiberal Democratic Socialists“Drevet av naturen.”
7.The Principality of KaarmerautaLeft-wing Utopia“Was fuer toe etting”
8.The Kingdom of AarhustanLeft-Leaning College State“Kan hun vŠre vŠrdig til (May she be worthy of the name)”
9.The Sovereign Kingdom of The Baltic AllianceInoffensive Centrist Democracy“For the gods and our country!”
10.The Province of SavoniaRight-wing Utopia“Vapaiden maa”

Regional Poll • Which of these is the better movie franchise?

Poll called by The Synergy of Whallhall

Voting opened 5 days ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Last poll: “Which of the following songs should be the anthem of Nordic Lands?”

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Looks like 'licky licky' is headed for the win, absolutely destroying all competition with an unbelievable 100% more votes than second place. Amazing!
Good to know that the people residing here have such great taste in music. This old and noble region truly deserves an anthem of pure class.

I'll leave with a quote from the epic poem that is 'licky licky'.

Would you like some coconuts?
I've got a pair already.
How about some mango shots?
I better ask my daddy.
You should try my kiwi tree.
Kiwi makes me scream!

Helvegen all the way.

The Nordic Territories Invite you to participate in our winter in July event

Race to the South Pole
Sponsored by: Awerbar

Your Nation has decided to join in the annual dog sled race to the South Pole. The route follows the historical trail paved by the first men to reach the bottom of the earth. Starting from where the first Antarctic Expeditions ship got trapped in ice on the Ronne Ice Shelf the course follows a 700 mile trail that ends at the International Antarctic Research Station near the pole.

How the Competition will work:

The Race will be played for 30 rounds (30 days) or until all racers have finished the race or dropped out
Average speed will be 50 miles a day
Distance per day can change based on 4 factors, Dogs, Sled, Supplies, and Environment

The factors change daily by the roll of 4 20 sided die

Certain Rolls on the die could end in being unable to continue the race. (Ex: rolling a 0 on sled and a 0 on supplies could mean that you break a runner on your sled and donĺt have enough spare parts to fix it.)
Each person also receives 20 free points worth of *experience and training* that they can distribute among the 4 categories. (Ex: 0/20 +10 for dogs, 0/20 +7 for sled, 0/20 +3 for supplies, 0/20 +0 for Environment)

The higher the roll the better the run. However, some high roll situations may not be the best. (Ex: 18 +5 for dogs, 20+10 for supplies, 15+5 for Environment, 17+0 for Sled. Your Dogs are rested and ready to go, you have plenty of supplies, actually you have overstocked on supplies and your sled is heavier than usual. Instead of the runners skimming the top of the thin fresh and sticky layer of snow, the runners cut into it and the snow sticks to the skid. This creates more drag than intended and it slows you down. Lose 5 miles.)

Registration for this event ends on June 30th, to register send a telegram to awerbar that includes your starting points distribution.

Daily Race Updates will be posted on the Nordic Territories RMB daily (or whenever possible). Final Leaderboard will be posted on July 31st

The Rewards for this event will be 5 extra points to go towards then next event for first place, 3 points for second place, 1 point for third place

Registered Racers:
Awerbar 5,5,5,5 (NT)
Dollystana 7,3,3,7 (NT)
Empire of coolguy 7,6,3,4 (TN)
Local now news 7,6,3,4 (TN)
Mathuvan Union 7,2,3,8 (OZ)
Team Leo 12,4,2,2 (OZ)

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Svenskis wrote:One Vision.
One Purpose.

An admirable motto indeed.

Crispy┤s licky licky "the pride of Denmark" is the winner, and henceforth the new anthem of Nordic Lands!

Congratulations Cop Met!

The WA Delegate, should add a reference or a link to the song, in the main NL page, needless to say I don┤t have authority to do it.

Whallhall wrote:Crispy┤s licky licky "the pride of Denmark" is the winner, and henceforth the new anthem of Nordic Lands!
Congratulations Cop Met!

No. Congratulations to us all!

Created a new poll!

Whallhall wrote:The WA Delegate, should add a reference or a link to the song, in the main NL page, needless to say I don┤t have authority to do it.

Done and done

This is the most work I have ever done as delegate

Vulkanas wrote:Done and done

This is the most work I have ever done as delegate

Thank you Vulkanas :D

Vulkanas wrote:Done and done

This is the most work I have ever done as delegate

Your hard work is admirable.

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