by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 13,234th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
2.The Republic of ChavanteAnarchy“A free nation is a country in increasing ascent.”
3.The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra VoteCorporate Police State“Mmm, yummy..”
4.The Free Islands of The Coarsal PiratesAnarchy“Give me freedom or I'll give you death”
5.The Dominion of TeufelvolkCivil Rights Lovefest“Fight to the death!”
6.The Most Serene Holy Republic of ParpuraCorporate Police State“Power through Power”
7.The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederationIron Fist Consumerists“Loyalty leads to Glory !”
8.The Mountain Range of The Snow ShieldCapitalizt“Usque ad Terminos Terrae”
9.The Rogue Nation of Bad optionPsychotic Dictatorship“If i have to choose i will get it wrong”
10.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainMoralistic Democracy“Gott und mein Recht”
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