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Penguia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry


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In a vast and snowy wasteland on the edge of the known world is a single railway leading to a half-buried station. Inside is a comfortable, fourteen-level deep home with a radio station, Linklibrary, bunkrooms and stocked warehouse, tended to by penguins. A photograph on the wall lists two notable dates just inside the vestibule:
  • 1st Founding: Janurary 2, 2017

  • 2nd Founding: July 16, 2017


Welcome to Penguia



  1. 10

    A Collection of Interesting Dispatches (continual work in progress)

    MetaReference by Chava Cal . 198 reads.

  2. 170

    The Reference Library

    MetaReference by All wild things . 2,711 reads.

  3. 32

    Reference Library [REF]

    MetaReference by August . 1,495 reads.

  4. 472

    NationStates Policies

    MetaReference by Llorens . 10,134 reads.

  5. 730

    The NewsStand

    BulletinNews by All wild things . 10,511 reads.

  6. 24

    International Debating Area | DNO

    AccountOther by DFTBA-Land . 1,462 reads.

  7. 44

    NationStates Banners - Descriptors of 'Earned' Banners Used for Daily Issues

    BulletinPolicy by Mediobogdum . 4,446 reads.

  8. 41

    Wolfram & Hart

    MetaReference by Wolfram and Hart . 937 reads.

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Embassies: The Antarctic Circle, Axes Powers, Penglai, Kalinin K7 XVI, The Administrators Of Jane Addams, Yuno, Vylixan Prime, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Pontbridge Islands, Groland, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Gypsy Lands, 0000, Hollow Point, NS April Fools Day Jokes, and 26 others.NationStatesHolics Anonymous, International Debating Area, Bus Stop, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Brasilistan, Maxtopia, Solarpunk, Wanderlust, Balugata, The Graveyard, Hallyu Sanctuary, Fredonia, The Planet X, Chicken overlords, St Abbaddon, Codex Ylvus, Natura, Dispatchia, Space Sector RPRA, Kylden, ainulindale, Got Issues, Valandor, TwoKinds, Oneid, and The Embassy.

Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, Enormous, Multi-Species, Neutral, Pacifist, Puppet Storage, Role Player, and Silly.

Regional Power: High

Penguia contains 315 nations, the 72nd most in the world.

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Today's World Census Report

The Highest Drug Use in Penguia

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Penguia is ranked 16,091st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of KalunariaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Fellowship and Unity”
2.The Republic of Alien LifeCapitalizt“01000001 01101100 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100001”
3.The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava CalFather Knows Best State“The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!”
4.The Republic of The Last Laser MasterAnarchy“In the beginning, there was only Darkness...”
5.The Commonwealth of Eastern ZigmanCivil Rights Lovefest“Twirling Toward Freedom”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of Insert Dispatch URLNew York Times Democracy“From Many, One”
7.The Great Spiritual Respository of Jar Wattinrae ArchivesFather Knows Best State“Save the heart of Metru Nui.”
8.The Rogue Nation of Light JetLiberal Democratic Socialists“Gliding through the Multiverse!”
9.The Magical Faerie Realms of Western Lebatuckese ForestsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Protectorate of Encyclopedia GalacticaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I am Hari Seldon”
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Regional Happenings

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Penguia Regional Message Board

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the government is trying to clean up all the rubbish that has washed up on the shores of Bigtopia and Marche Noire, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and many friends and relatives of Vladimir Clinton have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, big game hunters travel to Amerikan Trumpites to try their hand at shark-shooting, and ghost regiments exist only on paper.

There is a heavy social stigma attached to e-cigarettes, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, and basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Corporate Amerikan farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.

When shaking hands with foreign leaders Vladimir Clinton wears an armoured gauntlet, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.

Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and government policy is dictated by Corporate Cult.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, lavish state dinners in International Contract Agency are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Amerikan Trumpites has found 3 easter eggs), the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.

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