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Philosophy 101 World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Philosophy 101

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Philosophy 101 is ranked 16,153rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Tasty Treats of Salvation CookieLeft-wing Utopia“Sometimes we have cookies...”
2.The Rational Researchers of Philosophy 101 ProfessorCivil Rights Lovefest“Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress”
3.The Commonwealth of Red ShadesPsychotic Dictatorship“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”