The Fattest Citizens in Philosophy 101
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Philosophy 101 is ranked 16,153rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Tasty Treats of Salvation Cookie||Left-wing Utopia||“Sometimes we have cookies...”|
|2.||The Rational Researchers of Philosophy 101 Professor||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Unity and Faith, Peace and Progress”|
|3.||The Commonwealth of Red Shades||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Our patience will achieve more than our force.”|