WA Delegate (non-executive): The Consolidated Technocracy of Matonis (elected )
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Embassies: Bedetopian Network.
Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Rudest Citizens in Psychotic Dictatorships
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
As a region, Psychotic Dictatorships is ranked 14,525th in the world for Rudest Citizens.
|1.||The Commonwealth of Calant||Capitalist Paradise||“All will be in order.”|
|2.||The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL||Iron Fist Consumerists||“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”|
|3.||The Devastations of White Amazons||Corporate Police State||“TWO AND TWO MAKES FIVE”|
|4.||The Shopping Mall Tyranny of Konzum K-plus||Iron Fist Consumerists||“GREATEST SHOPPING MALL IN THE UNIVERSE!!!”|
|5.||The Patriarchy of Japhetia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“God shall enlarge Japheth.”|
|6.||The Infinite 🔥 Hell-Sage Empire of Destructive Government Economic System||Corporate Police State||“🔥All I wish is to see this PATHETIC world burn...🔥”|
|7.||The Dictatorship of Rhalith||Corporate Police State||“POWER IS EVERYTHING!”|
|8.||The Oppressive Evil Empire of Testlandstuff||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Bow down to us or be destroyed!”|
|9.||The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Terror. Strength. Oppression.”|
|10.||The Dictatorship of The Peoples Collective Republic||Iron Fist Consumerists||“πήγαινε και σκατά τον εαυτό σου”|
- : The Dictatorship of Horrible Hole arrived from The Iron Confederation.
- : The Rogue Nation of Yellow Hornet Brigade arrived from The West Pacific.
- : Funistani peoples ceased to exist.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Dictatorship of Costaburrito from the region.
- : The Dictatorship of Costaburrito departed this region for The Alliance of Dictators.
- : Isles of empiry ceased to exist.
- : The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL banned The Michael Rosen Commie Colony of Schmucks from the region.
- : The Michael Rosen Commie Colony of Schmucks departed this region for Quebec.
- : Extinctionism ceased to exist.
- : The Dictatorship of Whydoistillexitia arrived from The North Pacific.
Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board
Listen, I know it's against the rules to speak for dearest leader or say how he'd feel about something...
Buuut...I think dearest leader would just love that.
Crowds of angrily sober sports fans and university students have petitioned the government to repeal the prohibition of alcohol.
“Banning alcohol was the worst government decision ever made,” says Leela Carr, a former connoisseur of fine wines. “One can only drink grape juice for so long before one gets most awfully tired of it! Our society needs alcohol: it reduces inhibitions, DULLS THE PAINS OF OUR MODERN EXISTENCE and lets us all have a good time. Yes there are those who abuse it, but that’s their choice. The government needs to start re-issuing liquor licences right away!”
DULLS THE PAIN OF OUR MODERN EXISTENCE...
DULLS THE PAIN OF OUR MODERN EXISTENCE...
Dulls the pain of our modern existence...
ᴰᵘˡˡˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃᶦⁿ ᵒᶠ ᴼᵘʳ ᵐᵒᵈᵉʳⁿ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᵉⁿᶜᵉ...
Japhetia has received an invitation from the nation of Langenia to attend some sort of anniversary for their nation's past wars. Caligula being paranoid to leave the capital of Japhetia has decided not to accept this invitation. The Japhetian intelligence service also noticed the conspicuous absence of the DEAR LEADER and even the esteemed Earl Destructive Government Economic System from the invitation list. Highly suspicious of the invitation whether it be a trap to assassinate him or a seditious plot against DEAR LEADER due to its secret nature and attempt to have a party without inviting DEAR LEADER; Japhetia has decided not to reply, but to rather post the telegram publicly with the inclusion of all the invitees as well because the OMNISCIENT EYES OF DEAR LEADER PIERCE ALL SECRET PLOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Langenia's Secret Party Invitation:
The Socialist Dictator Republic of Langenia → Japhetia, Greater Inven, Second Best Authoritarianism, Mancille, Konzum K-plus, Glisa, Poopoo Stinkface, Khorzromoth
Greetings from the Socialist Dictator Republic of Langenia,
Langenia is holding the festivities for the 101st anniversary of the March 1919 Grand Revolution that overthrew the corrupt Langenian ruler of the time. Due to the international coronavirus pandemic, Langenia was forced to indefinitely postpone the festivities until now. We are also celebrating on the same day the three V Days of victory in WW2: Victory in the Americas (a Langenian holiday), Victory in Europe, and Victory over Japan. We are also sending invitations to a certain group of countries to send delegations to view in the celebrations. The reason you are being invited is because you either have an embassy in Langenia, Langenia has supported you in war, we agree with the ideologies of your nation, or, for one nation, I just wanted too. If you are interested, you'll find the thread in NationStates forum: "Grand Revolution and V Days in Langenia." If you are interested, just reply that you'll be there. If not, say no or just don't reply at all.
(Hopefully) See you there,
Supreme Leader and President of Langenia Nicolas Furia.
They sent the message to other people too...including my main nation.
OOC: I was going to inform everyone of Psychotic Dictatorships by posting the invitation on the RMB. At first, I TGed the first group thinking I would have to TG everyone in the region in groups of 8. Then I remembered the RMB. I was going to do that, but I'm a normal person. I have a life too. I just hadn't got around to that yet. I won't post the invitation anymore because you did that for me. Everyone, you're welcome to read it and participate. Also, isn't there a rule that says not to mention someone else without their consent?
(The rules state I cannot use any of your characters without your consent. In example, I cannot say your characters did something that they did not do or claim them to be related to any of my characters. Japhetia is within the bounds of the rules to post any Telegram it receives.)
With pleasure. (Kneels on floor, kisses DEAREST LEADER feet that smell like the finest roses and cologne, acknowledges myself as the SLAVE of the glorious DEAREST LEADER, and those all this while weeping.)