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Roy Moore has a pedo-problem. State of Alabama getting a starring roll in Shameless soon.

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We got cream pied in the midterms. Get me a spoon, NOW, to eat what of it I can.

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Embers holy empire wrote:

Thought this was a group for thoughtful Republican commentary.

Perhaps I can help.

The recent mid-term fallout has illustrated that the usual suspects of Republican problems new and old have not been properly addressed.

1. For God's sake stand up, and stand up for something.
As you can see, the landscape is too tribally polarized now to just sit back and think Democrats fouling the habitat with their fecal fights and chronic masturbation is enough to turn Americans not already R dedicated towards applying to the janitorial crew.
Republican luminaries from the closet Progressives to the staunch Constitutionalists need to stop throwing each other under the bus and line up in direct and full opposition of Democrat policy upon a boldly defined unapologetic platform reminiscent of the mid 90s.

2. Stop with the election denial, and stoking the ashes of Jan 6.
Republican voters understand their own history, mostly, sort of, well, maybe not that much, so I will remind them.
The party that has made setting American streets on fire a vocation and national pass time starting with its own headquarters in 1968, did not start with the R.
Beware the wrath of the patient, and even the best intentioned can only turn the other cheek so many times.
So some R tourists screwed up, and finally made one terrible mistake that Democrats have been waiting for decades to finally capitalize on in a big way with gross mischaracterization, and cut and paste made to fit contextual drama as only the AP can deliver.
Okay, much harm, much foul, pressure vented, learn from it and move on.
Elections.
Along with abortion, election denial was another major issue that tipped Independents back to Biden when they were initially poised to side with Rs on the Democrat economy.
R voters need to steer themselves away from the knee jerk "They cheated!" and "They stole it!" reactions that cloak them in a wet blanket of despondency that throws voters off point and out the meeting entirely at times.
Just what Democrats want, just like they want you to be violent, and why the AP skews polls in favor of Democrat luminaries to further discourage R voters from the polls.
Are election mechanics in the blue fortresses of ineptitude rigged to favor Democrats?
Yep. Does it suck? Yep. Is it legal? Yep.
So R voters need to stop b----ing about it and embrace it.
Early voting, mail in voting, ballot harvesting, whatever, it is legal for R voters, too.
Use them where legally applicable.

3. Okay, Trump is going for it again, and most of the swing state R luminaries he endorsed lost, so there is a serious cautionary tale to be heeded in that, but
whatever you think of the man, I would ask R voters to at least look past the lack of self-discipline and filtering.
Trump will learn to stop taking pot shots at the few R luminaries open minded, and desirous enough for an R president to ally with him, or not, and suffer what happens to everyone who insists on shooting themselves in both feet.
Plenty of R luminaries are going to throw Trump under the bus, because of their vain preference that officials comport themselves and sound like hosts of NPR and PBS programs.
R voters do not need to board that bus to Vapid City.
I would ask also that they consider that the federal government has made a Chunnel out of Trump's rectum, and have not made any allegation stick criminally so far.
No one in American history has been investigated as deep, long, and hard as Donald Trump while the same agencies at the same time hide, help destroy, or just plain ignore landfills of evidence outlining the malfeasance of Democrat dynasties like the Clinton and Biden crime families who have maliciously and repeatedly committed every injudicious act that the Trump family has been accused of.
So if Trump makes it through the 2024 nomination process, please do not spite the team and fans because of the seemingly dodgy mascot.
Keep your eye on the ball, the cheerleaders, have another warm beer and cold dog if need be to help it down the field with good thoughts.
Faithful MAGA voters.
In the event that Trump loses the R nomination, picks up his toys and stomps over to a third party run, please do not split the ticket with him, and damn the country to another Progressive administration to spite the GOP.
That kind of thing has to stop.

4. Really good news.
The local showings have demonstrated incredible progress where R voters need to make it the most.
At home.
From dog catcher to governor, but most importantly, school administration, R and D voters herded and influenced like soccer kids by the momma bears of both the R and D family matriarchs shocked and appalled by what they saw when the mask came off of traditionally progressive policy and curriculum during virtual schooling at home.
D voters have been abandoning the party in droves, over one million across 43 states and counting with many more straddling the Independent fence while they try to digest the questionable direction radical progressives are whipping their families and communities towards.
Good work, keep it up.

Might I suggest an embassy with Capitalist Paradise?