WA Delegate (non-executive): The Peoples Soviet State of Communo-Slavocia (elected )
Founder: The Matriarchy of NataliaPoklonskaya
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|1.||The Red Manchukuo Shogunate of Barapam||Father Knows Best State||“The Red Sun Rises in the East”|
|2.||The Illustrious Autocracy of Athainia||Father Knows Best State||“Freedom is only a hindrance to our progressive nation.”|
|3.||The National Syndicalist Revolt of HussitesOFJanHusUtraquists||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Patriarchy, Revolution, Revenge”|
|4.||The Peoples Soviet State of Communo-Slavocia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“If not for us, then who for?”|
|5.||The USSS Region of Rucznewland||Democratic Socialists||“God, People and Motherland.”|
|6.||The Republic of Irakleio||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Den katéktise oúte to thánato”|
|7.||The Kingdom of Nikitarian Grove||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Save a life and you will be saved”|
|8.||The Federation of TheCountry||Authoritarian Democracy||“Kill other people”|
|9.||The Small Kingdom of Annetonia||Democratic Socialists||“Pick the rose you get the thorn!”|
|10.||The Republic of Romania II||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“In God we trust”|
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- : The Red Manchukuo Shogunate of Barapam agreed to construct embassies with Pecan Sandies.
- : The Republic of Dumboisland departed this region for Sky Haven.
- : The Republic of Dumboisland arrived from The Pacific.
- : The Popovtsy Tsardom of Revnitelia of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
- : The United Socialist States of Progressive Communist Union departed this region for The Turtle Tea.
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Slavija Regional Message Board
Well, the First One: Part Two just ended as well.
Joint military exercises are being held in Occupied Germany, Ukraine, and western Barapam. Annetonia is invited, as an ally of Barapam. The exercises will be performed held at the same time as a diplomatic summit in Valharium, that all NUN nations are also invited to, to organise improved trade.
Joseph Rushev, the Chairman of the East Lebatuck Communist Party, has accused you of “betraying the ideals of communism” by imposing Hussite Christianity on the populace of HussitesOFJanHusUtraquists.
“How dare this heathen accuse us of such a thing!” thunders your Minister of Righteousness, Sigourney Jekyll. “The teachings of Hussite Christianity say riches are evil and that all people should help one another, and I think there’s something about seizing the means of production in there too, probably. In fact, it’s Hussite Christianity that sustains socialism! Rushev is condemning his compatriots to an eternity of torment with this state atheism nonsense. I say we send missionaries to spread the word of Hussite Christianity all around the socialist world, so our comrades can be just as enlightened as we are.”
I must say, i never expected the issues themselves to support my insanity
OOC= i try to be as f*cked up as possible
The Greatest Day
As Igatov was sitting in his office as per usual he finally received his so much awaited call. He quickly grabbed his rifle as well as his hammer and sickle and went to the central plaza of New Warsaw. Hundreds of thousands have filled the streets with rifles aimed at them in case they attempt to leave. The national and party flags flew in the wind and communist songs were blasting all around the city. Igatov himself stood up at the nearby podium/execution station where the brazilian royal family was lined up. He could clearly see the fear in their eyes, although they were already quite beaten after the several weeks of "relaxed torture" they were still conscious enough for this greatest day.
With a single motion of his hand Igatov summoned all the national TV personnel for a proper broadcast and gave a small speech
Valerisjky: Today is truly a wonderful day workers of the world, for we are broadcasting the live execution of these reactionary pigs that have never done anything worthwhile in their lives. Feeding off the labour of a simple peasant, they silenced the true voice of their people, brought brazil to economical collapse, enslaved children, gunned down protesters, abused animals in all sorts of ways, as such these monstrous zoophiles must be properly castrated and executed. Starting with... the youngest son.
The youngest son of the family was brought to the execution, where he was publically castrated. had his skull crushed with a sledgehammer by Igatov himself, had his limbs torn off with heavy machinery and finally was fed to his father who was forced to look at the entire execution. After which rest of the family died in all sorts of ways, broken bones, run over by a tank, drowned in a river while being electricuted, some were simply crucified and set on fire while red guards were experimenting with barbed wires on the King himself, otherwise his new born baby was peacefully drowned in acid. Some were thrown to the pigs to be eaten etc. As for the King, according to Igatov he had the most "peaceful" death of all, first being chained with barbed wires, then having all his fingers and toes be broken, stabbed several times with a knife to test how long he can scream, had his arm cut off using said razor wire which took a while, got publically castrated using a flamethrower, had his eyes crushed in his head and finally was publlicaly quartered and lastly fed to his own dogs. Igatov ended the 16 hour trial followed by his words "we killed them too quickly unfortunately, also too bad the vladics or other leaders didn't attend and instead ignored my invitation.... i was planning to let them torture the king themselves."
*10 hours after the greatest day finished*
Igatov: so, the numbers?
STASI: We have about 921 party members ready to be tried for treason, majority of STASI and STB have been marked for execution as well. We have failed to contact the red japanese army as we have learned that the Barapam scum have eliminated this faction already. As such they might be aware of our submarines and wooden bombers supplying an uprising and partisans within CSA and California. We have also finished the "liberation" of Brazilian Empire and an capitalist operation has been founded in former Great Colombian territories by the reactionary elements within the vladic states, all diplomats who agreed to that treaty have been bathed in acid secretly and are now in mines deep underground in Venezuela mining for the vladics.
The Formation of the 5th International is complete, as the party and secret services will soon be cleansed and replaced with officials loyal to your vision great Patriarch.
Igatov: thank you *proceeds to shoot the stasi member in the back of the head*
[2013 missed messages]
what did I miss guys lol
Romanian Prison Camp [REDACTAT]
A man wakes up in a blank interrogation room. The cold Romanian air blows in, as he struggles to remember. There's some sort of device attached to his head, and he feels out of place.
Two Oprichina Stalkers enter the room, escorted by VANR officers with trademark red NUN helmets.
"Bună, Heydrich." one of the VANR officers announce.
"Spread the Revolution"
At precisely 20:20 pm the skies of Mexico became darker, it took only few moments to recognize why, thousands upon thousands of fighters and bombers have appeared in the sky. Soon after the bombs started to drop upon cities, meanwhile at the ports the mexican navy was decimated by a surprise assault by the new red fleet and submarines alongside the help of aircraft carriers followed by which thousands of paratroopers have been dropped all over Mexico, destroying railways, communication outposts and other important installations. At the same time with the mexican navy decimated thousands of red guards have flooded the port cities in their infantry transports which were made specifically to swim moderate distances. In the south the red army numbering over 10M troops breached the lightly guarded border alongside their T-34 tanks pushing towards Mexico city and all the way north before the Shogunists could interfere. The Second Liberation has begun.
Upon request by the Supreme Council and the newly Purged P.S.R.C. a formed offer has been sent to Communo-Slavocia for additional 200K mercenaries to act as MP's (military police)
So, recap for what matters to you:
Annetonia (new nation) tried to invade you, me and Hojhu intervened, Annetonia went to Brazil, then went to Kazakhstan in some sorta reverse Borat. I went to war with HOJHU twice, first time meant I lost Italy, second time I took over like half of Europe, now I made a United Nations and HOJHU is communist again after a funny civil war. I also had a civil war, but it was skipped because we skipped 5 years into the future, so I'm now fascist but not quite.
Slavery is perfectly legal to its citizens provided they follow strict guidelines and the State will inspect the slaveowners slaves and interview them if suspected of mistreatment. A slave owner is to treat the slave with dignity, respect and is more along the lines of an indentured servant. They are to be provided with a home that is livable and provides adequate and all basic necessities such as running water, heat, and protection of elements to the region of the slaveowner. They will be paid a minimal wage that they cannot access until their agreed servitude is up. The Slave Owner must provide food for the slave owner and his family and must provide the family with enough chickens at least once a week to adequately feed the family. The Family will be allowed to eat vegetables.
Child Sex Offenders
Anyone who commits a sexual trespass on any child before the age of consent in the country of Sarckovia regardless of their nation of origin. Foreigners will not be extradited and will be given the same punishment. If a person traffics a child, molest, sodomizes, penetrates, and if damage is done during the sodomization, or deflowerment. They will all recieve the same punishment. Televised gutting like a deer carcass being field cleaned. If the parent demands retribution under Sarckovian Law he recieves retribution he will be given the knife and with the entire nation and or world watching be allowed without punishment do as he wishes to the person until pronounce dead by medical technicians the broadcast will remain on until retribution is had if it takes 5 minutes or 2 hours. Purchasing a human being or trafficking a human being over the age of consent the John, Trafficker will be hanged in public.
Those who physically abuse their own children, or children entrusted into their care if found guilty will be beaten to near death with a Horsemans Flail of Chains before thrown into a Prison Camp where they will work their natural lives out to the state. Where the standards are beatings, extra work and inhumane conditions in concentration camps will be enforced.
Rape, Murder, Incest
Upon Conviction of Rape, Murder or Incest they will be taken into the kill room and executed. Incest is a capital offense if the offender is a trusted member of the family, Uncle, Grandparent, Aunt, Mother or Father. Consensual incest the woman will be sent to the concentration camp and her brother will sent to another concentration camp to do hard labor for the rest of their lives.
All Felonies such as Armed Robbery, Aggravated Crimes, Kidnapping, Aggravated Kidnapping, Burglary, and assault will be 7 - 15 years in Labor Camps where conditions vary.