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The Most Primitive in South Lebanon

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, South Lebanon is ranked 20,267^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Free Land of Floridaman Zoran	Anarchy	“No party like a shawarma party”
2.	The Protectorate of Guvinator	Democratic Socialists	“ALON! Ping the masses!”
3.	The Emirate of Shawarma Khan	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Strength Through Shawarma”