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What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?

Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?

Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup.

Yum my favorite

What goes down but never goes up?

An elephant in an elevator.

Why did the fish get bad grades?

He was below sea-level at his school

…I’ll sea myself out

I'm giddy with delight that this region is finally showing its superior intellect. There's nothing like a group of 60-year-old jokes to illustrate a level of sophistication, which, if you travel throughout the NSverse, is not shown anywhere else. Those other inferior regions can put that in their pipes and smoke it.

Noxious Air wrote:I'm giddy with delight that this region is finally showing its superior intellect. There's nothing like a group of 60-year-old jokes to illustrate a level of sophistication, which, if you travel throughout the NSverse, is not shown anywhere else. Those other inferior regions can put that in their pipes and smoke it.

I couldn't agree more lol

I was telling my children about the health benefits of eating dried fruits recently. It's really all about raisin awareness.

What’s Forrest Gump’s password?

1forrest1

Holly United wrote:What’s Forrest Gump’s password?
1forrest1

Simple yet elegant, I dig

What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?

Slippers

Forgive me, Lord, I know not what I do.

Why didn't the wife attend her husband's funeral?

She wasn't much of a mourning person.

Why should you avoid vampire weddings?

They usually suck.

Noxious Air wrote:Forgive me, Lord, I know not what I do.

Why didn't the wife attend her husband's funeral?

She wasn't much of a mourning person.

Why should you avoid vampire weddings?

They usually suck.

Lord, they know exactly what they do

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What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

The Future

A Down and Dusky Blonde wrote:What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future

I read once that in some languages, the future is behind, and in others, above (IIRC).

Rongorongo wrote:I read once that in some languages, the future is behind, and in others, above (IIRC).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZCzH8q1hcY

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