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Steps through another portal.
Ki ki ki ki ma ma ma ma
Draws an octogram on the floor, before fading into the shadows.
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 5 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and The Grimm Reaper
Tosses a firecracker through the portal.
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 5 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and Haremm
Rattles some chains.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and Haremm
Laughs raucously.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and Haremm
Points at the octogram.
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Appears inside the octogram.
AH YES! HIS LORDSHIP; THE JEDI-ZOMBI JEZUS HAS VASTLY GROWN HIS HORDES, LEGIONS, AND SUPERNATURAL ALLIES WITHIN THE REALMS OF NATIONSTATES.
Grins toothily, but unnaturally so.
I WAS TOLD TO MENTION SOMETHING ABOUT GARLIC BUTTER?!...
Disappears.
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, Haremm, and Kasadea
HO!... HO!... HO!
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SCREAMS
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 5 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and Haremm
WHAT IS GOING ON
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Pretty certain you could answer that question yourself, sir.
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Looks up from his newspaper, over a pair of half-moon glasses...
It only gets weirder from here.
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Versatran, and Haremm
Where is Alekseandrea and her unworldly powers when we need them? 😟
Spiritus is being overrun with undead incursions and we are in danger! 😬
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 7 othersMuppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Haremm, and Anthyr
Wait, you mean Spiritus hasn't been overrun by undead incursions?!
I mean, our region is literally called SPIRITus, what else did you expect other than actual spirits?
Legendus, The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 8 othersAltered natives, Muppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and Latinempire
What is this? Collectivism? In my Spiritus?
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 8 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, Kasadea, and Anthyr
Hands you a banana🍌daiquiri served in a coconut🥥*
*Provided by fair-trade collectivist farmers.
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What's wrong with the daiquiri? I see through your cunning plan. You're a couple of billion years too early to outsmart me!
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😬
Nuh-nuh-nuh...NOOOooooooooo! 😱🏃♂️😱
M.
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WELL, BACK TO MY DUTIES! (WHICH ARE PARTICULARLY HEAVY RIGHT NOW).
Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muppet puppet manager, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud
LET THE BURNING COMMENCE!!!!
IT IS TIME!
Welcome Spiritus, to Platypyre 2.020! The annual festival to burn and jab at our chief executive, Platypus!
Keep an eye out in this dispatch for platycaptionings platypictures, and of course the actual burns will go on the RMB!
Make sure to mention The Quiescent Platypus to let 'em know they're getting burned C:<. After three days (that is, on the Tuesday), we'll all vote on the best burns from the festival (both forum and RMB) for the big winner. Have fun!
Reminder: We're burning the platypus but we're not harassing 'em. Your comments are still subject to moderation.
PICTURE CAPTIONS: Enter your caption on the RMB (and mention our platy with it!) (many thanks to Kasadea for the pictures!)
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Alekseandrea, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 10 othersAltered natives, Muppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Kasadea
🚑🏥🚑 EMS notified and inbound!
MxR
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 6 othersMuppet puppet manager, Muppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, and World assembly of the studly spud
Ooooh! S'mores? 🤩
The Salaxalans, Matrixulated, Feirmont, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, and 7 othersAltered natives, Muppet puppet manager, Muahhahah, Please be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, and World assembly of the studly spud
Can I offer you some roasted potatoes in this tiring time?
The Salaxalans, Feirmont, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, and 5 othersMuppet puppet manager ii, Muahhahah, Versatran, World assembly of the studly spud, and Latinempire
Our potatoes are better! They go well with platypus too!
The Salaxalans, The botched pejazzle of the studly spud, Altered natives, Muahhahah, and 5 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Latinempire
Gah! What to do...what to do? 😱
Vote for the Potato 🥔 Dog? Uh, yah! Duh! 🤤
But loyalty to Spiritus and a venerable elder statesman such as Haremm must take precedence! Indeed! 😤
Fortunately I am Studly and therefore created a cunning solution straight from my much vaunted Department of Skullduggery! 😌
Huzzah!
Legendus, Altered natives, Muahhahah, Matrixulated reloaded, and 5 othersPlease be kind and rewind, Versatran, Haremm, World assembly of the studly spud, and Potato Dog
Keep Calm...I voted for 
Potato Dog! Woof! 😁
🥔 Huzzah! 🥔
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