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Algerstonia puppet thats a test wrote:...Or some top-secret classified files that I found on my desk that I totally did not read?

*Collects & files the folder in question.*

A Desk Clerk wrote:*Collects & files the folder in question.*

*Reviews surveillance footage of A Desk Clerk's working area.*

The Darkledger wrote:My crime rates are finally top 1%

This is criminal!

Agents wrote:This is criminal!

Nothing is in this nation. Including murder of most people. Well, theft maybe, because itís very capitalist. I donít really understand how the crime is so high when nothing is a crime but whatever.

Agents wrote:*Reviews surveillance footage of A Desk Clerk's working area.*

(Surveillance footage shows nothing suspicious - all files are sorted according to the labels on their folders.)

The Darkledger wrote:Nothing is in this nation. Including murder of most people. Well, theft maybe, because itís very capitalist. I donít really understand how the crime is so high when nothing is a crime but whatever.

Yeah, both of my anarchies and the benevolent dictatorship that allows everything but political dissent all have crime in the top 1%. I think the world census inspectors count it against you if they get robbed at knife point, even if that's legal in your nation.

Somehow completely closing my national border increased my tourism industry 274.56 → 288.83 (+5.2%). Very sneaky tourists, I guess. At least it put a dent in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. Average income down 3.9%.

And another 4.1% for letting Edward Rump get me into a trade war! Furniture Restoration down to 30.82. A good day for economic implosion!

Who knew?

The Enchelii, the inhabitants of Enchele, were an Illyrian tribe that lived around the region of Lake Ohrid and Lynkestis, in modern-day Albania, North Macedonia and Greece

16 hours ago Enchele ceased to exist

Somersmead wrote:No! Not the floating feast.

System reboot. 😌

The Floating Feast wrote:System reboot. 😌

Welcome back, in other news mass cte on the regional happenings.

Somersmead wrote:Welcome back, in other news mass cte on the regional happenings.

Thank you...and Good Lord! 😱

Yikes! Do we have a poisoner on a rampage or something?

They must have put something in the water. It's the government I tell you!

Keep calm everybody.
Your Government is in control again.
Go back to watching TV, or go back to bed, safe in the knowledge that you are free.
Free to do as we tell you.
Your Government is in control again.

Agents wrote:Keep calm everybody.
Your Government is in control again.
Go back to watching TV, or go back to bed, safe in the knowledge that you are free.
Free to do as we tell you.
Your Government is in control again.

Is that Bill Hicks you're riffing?

An oddly levitating capybara

Woaah...

The Capybara has a question: is this the first region on Nationstates?

Not even close.

This region was founded 5.6 years ago to test the then-new poll feature.

The founder, Testlandia, has been around considerably longer than the region itself has.

That's why he smells old and musty! 🤔

`Puts patch over the good eye` "I see no one ceased to exist today"

Cardboard Lootbox I wrote:Is that Bill Hicks you're riffing?

That is definitely Bill Hicks standup.

I noticed something a little out of date in Testlandia's BBcode dispatch: it still lists

[nation=short]
even though that is now the default, and the interesting code now is
[nation=long]
Also, it fails to mention that the short/long/noflag tags don't work forumside.

The region is less safe today

: Saftey patrol ceased to exist.

Government cuts

(Unless Saftey means something else)

Somersmead wrote:The region is less safe today

: Saftey patrol ceased to exist.

Government cuts

(Unless Saftey means something else)

Government cuts? 😲
Agents! Explain yourselves! 😒

They need the funds to "Build That Wall!" 🤣

The Floating Feast wrote:Government cuts? 😲
Agents! Explain yourselves! 😒

There's nothing to see here, citizen.
Here, take this Bluepill 🔵 and get a good night's sleep.
Tomorrow you'll feel right as rain, trust us.

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