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The Nothing Party stands for nothing. Notice how our logo is in the shape of a chair, turned on its head? That's because we're gonna turn Thaecian politics on its head.

The Nothing Party believes in big government, which is why the font size on this factbook is 150%, the same amount of energy we're gonna put into turning Thaecian politics on its head.

The Nothing Party believes in a culture centered around big personalities, which is why our party chairman will always be the first person to run in every single election, even if they already hold an elected position, because we're gonna turn Thaecian politics on its head.

In order to be more inclusive, the Ham Affairs Minister should serve chicken and vegetarian/vegan options for lunch.

The Home Affairs Minister should be active 100% of the time, and should not be allowed to go to sleep. They do get a chair to sit on, however. They shouldn't have to stand for nothing.

The Nothing Party stands for pseudo-semi-absolute-partly-nominal-would-be-so-called-apparent-complete, full, infinite, unabridged, no strings attached freedom of speech, just as long as no one's feelings are hurt.

The House of Commons and Senate should actually have less seats, and in order to implement this, we support a constitutional amendment that removes the minimum amount of representatives in Congress. 1 seat should be enough for both, maybe even half a seat for the Senate.

The Nothing Party believes, in the interest of compromise, in a uni+1/2cameral system where two chambers exist, but only one matters at any given moment, and the chambers don't get to vote on each other's bills. Whichever chamber has voting power is flipped every 17 days, and to start off with which chamber gets to vote, the Prime Minister should roll a d100 and assign the numbers randomly to each chamber in an even fashion, in that order.

The Foreign Affairs Ministry should form an embassy with Olive Garden. After all, when you're here, you're family™.

We should endeavor to have an embassy with every single other region, including the private ones.

We should join interregional programs and unions only if we get the most power, even if other regions within it are similar in size or bigger than us.

Thaecia should became a raiding region, because it would be really funny if we were unraidable while being able to raid others.

The Nothing Party believes in the nomination of Saint ryvern to the High Court as the first Justice.

The Chief Justice position should be rolled for on a D20 by every new Justice. A natural 20 gets you Chief Justice instantly, any roll from 2-19 plus your charisma score modifier determines your spot in line once the current Chief Justice abdicates their position, resigns, or ceases to exist. A natural 1 gets you booted off the High Court instantly.

The Justice Minister gets advantage when plaintiff, and disadvantage when the deafened.

Because all of this is roleplay, everything that happens on the RMB should affect the regional RP, including laws passed by the legislature.

All roleplay should happen on the regional RMB. Roleplayers should be encouraged to be as annoying with roleplay posts as possible, posting multi-thousand word roleplay updates without putting them in a spoiler or dispatch, and writing in furry speak. OwO.

A system of Kings and Queens should be implemented, introducing royalty into the region. Oh, we forgot to mention it earlier, but the President and PM should have their own deputy/vice-President and Prime Minister. When a monarch, the President, Vice President, Prime Minister, and Deputy Prime Minister form together, they become Volthaeciatron, and have unlimited and unrestricted government power for 5 minutes.

The Constitution should be abolished.

Barbarian 28

Fighter 27

Cleric 17

Wizard 12

Due to our radical beliefs, we don't believe in having a membership roll. The Nothing Party is a shadow organization, and anyone can be a part of it secretly while subverting and destroying their own parties and the region from the inside. God bless you, you brave souls.