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Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 3 others.Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 69 nations, the 321st most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Cheese Export Sector in The Bar on the corner of every region

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 7,894th in the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
2.The All consuming platform of YouTube IncFather Knows Best State“Videos are Good demonetization is Bad”
3.The Absolute Fascistic Monarchy of PtolemaiciaFather Knows Best State“Blood for the old Gods, Water for the New King”
4.The People's Republic of Zombie DogCompulsory Consumerist State“Bark”
5.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
6.The Republic of Coatrack of FurCivil Rights Lovefest“Motto”
7.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
8.The Remote Farming Colony of NorbaMoralistic Democracy“Life and Land”
9.The Confederacy of Count RamanolyCorporate Bordello“My 1,000,000th nation!!!”
10.The Futurist Federal Republic of Naval MonteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
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Regional Poll • It's May!

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia wrote:What makes you happy?

Voting opened 1 day 5 hours ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

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Brocklandia wrote:"Hope"? What's that? Is it related to the existential despair that fills our every waking moment here at the Bar?

In an awkward, "several times removed, only meet at forced family functions", kind of way.

Zany Zanes wrote:In an awkward, "several times removed, only meet at forced family functions", kind of way.

Just like my Uncle Charlie, the one who married Aunt Henry and moved to Key West with his massive collection of imported Pekingese figurines? Well, why didn't you say so?

Kakazagistan wrote:Fascinating! *notices a second barstool* Two!? My God!

Either you're easily impressed, or you're starting a religion that worships bar stools. Not sure which is creepier.

Hey, did you know when bar stools grow up, they become tables. By coincidence we happen to have several such adult forms scattered throughout the bar. Don't forget to show them some worshipful adoration too.

I stan her again still with the same bustier, she looks like my former crush tho

Songs you dont understand wrote:I stan her again still with the same bustier, she looks like my former crush tho

"Former crush," huh? Don't tell me you're gonna let a little thing like a restraining order stop you.

Brocklandia wrote:Either you're easily impressed, or you're starting a religion that worships bar stools. Not sure which is creepier.

Hey, did you know when bar stools grow up, they become tables. By coincidence we happen to have several such adult forms scattered throughout the bar. Don't forget to show them some worshipful adoration too.

Tables!? Plural!?! Ahhhggg! *collapses and proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

Kakazagistan wrote:Tables!? Plural!?! Ahhhggg! *collapses and proceeds to have a mental breakdown*

Yeah, realizing your new theology has a pantheon of gods can do that. I recommend starting a spreadsheet or a flowchart so that you can tell 'em apart and keep track of all their special quirks.

Brocklandia wrote:Don't forget the pepper spray, flamethrower, hazmat suit, and outrageously overpriced insurance policy. It has a "death and dismemberment" clause, right?

Walks out of the bathroom.
[Muffled words back through door]:
"No! NO! Misser Cthulhu! I come to clean - no star in tentacle Hentai!!"

Misser Cthulhu say he no like the flavour of pepper spray or flamethrower without the right meat accompaniment.

We no need hazmat suit. We need more Lemon Pledge.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:"No! NO! Misser Cthulhu! I come to clean - no star in tentacle Hentai!!"[/sub]

You sure? That genre is really popular on our live streaming site. The surveiliance cameras are there and there--make sure they get your good side ... if there is such a thing as good side in tentacle hentai.

Consuela de la Morrela wrote:We no need hazmat suit. We need more Lemon Pledge.

The supply room is the second door on your right. Lemon Pledge is on the third shelf.

Brocklandia wrote:You sure? That genre is really popular on our live streaming site. The surveiliance cameras are there and there--make sure they get your good side ... if there is such a thing as good side in tentacle hentai.

The supply room is the second door on your right. Lemon Pledge is on the third shelf.

Misser Cthulhu also say he like taste of Fabuloso®
- Thinkin to use for mouthwash - You have more?

Heads to supply room.

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