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Founder: The Telegrams need to go to RO's of New Jermany

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Welcome to the inter-dimensional bar on the corner of your region! Where you can hang out, drink, drink some more, mutate into an unholy life form, dine on raw brains and SPAM™, get kicked into an alternate dimension, become our next meal, and have a good time all around!

Or you could just enjoy a glass of wine and go to bed early.

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The embassy with Monarchist and Democratic Alliance is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

The embassy with The Straw Hat Pirates is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Construction of embassies with Anarcho has commenced. Completion expected .

Construction of embassies with Emu Timeline Oceania has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Casual, Fantasy Tech, Featured, Future Tech, Independent, LGBT, Large, Magical, Multi-Species, Neutral, Role Player, Silly, and 3 others.Snarky, Social, and Surreal.

Regional Power: Moderate

The Bar on the corner of every region contains 78 nations, the 249th most in the world.


Today's World Census Report

The Largest Publishing Industry in The Bar on the corner of every region

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, The Bar on the corner of every region is ranked 4,652nd in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Smash Hit Movie Version of BrocklandiaAnarchy“Now playing!”
2.The United Futurist Combines of Naval MonteCivil Rights Lovefest“Nothing is true, everything is permitted”
3.The Aaaaaaargh of HrrrrrrrgAnarchy“We made it!”
4.The Ancient and Ethereal Lady of FeorasAnarchy“The Errant Emissary of Eris Discordia since 2003.”
5.The Scientific States of MindonFather Knows Best State“For Science!”
6.The Deranged Anarchist Chef of Tercania IslandsLeft-wing Utopia“Eat the rich!”
7.The Sentai Team of PR MegaforceIron Fist Consumerists“It's morphin' time!”
8.The Vermin Guild of RatfinkAnarchy“From your first cigarette / To your last dyin' day”
9.The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-MonroeAnarchy“Spammers Will Be Ejected, Banned, & Burned at the Stake”
10.The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is BackNew York Times Democracy“Well, These Things Happen”
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Socianesia wrote:*the soldier begin to kill the ants*

*The ants begin to crawl up the soldier's legs, and repeatedly over and over trying to bite the soldier, some try to get to the other limbs*

gonna be vibing in the bar until embassy is done

Arf arf woof bark bark
Woof bark growl bark woof arf arf
Bark growl woof arf woof!

*The dog then stuffs the remains of Rudolph into Alta Sil's bucket*

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Alta Sil will declare a winner.

Brocklandia wrote:Well, you weren't alive at the time, so stop your complaining. What's a few missing limbs?

I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.





I am hearing a lot of noise. It hurt my ears so much so I came down here to check.

CSharpa wrote:I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.





here’s some spare limbs I dug out of the dumpster

CSharpa wrote:I got knocked out, I wasn't dead.

Prove it. Just because you can talk and wave one or more appendages around doesn't mean you aren't dead. Just ask the Zombie Penguins, Zombie Goats, Zombie Dog, zombie ants ...

Father Eagle wrote:I am hearing a lot of noise. It hurt my ears so much so I came down here to check.

Well, here's a complimentary beer and bowl of pretzels for you to enjoy while you're here. But there's nothing to see--nothing going on--no noise at all. Nope. Nothing noisy happening at all.

Songs you dont understand wrote:Angry cats for a toxic goo? Lel

Only if they've been shaved--hence the "angry" part. Of course, the cats are more for the "flay the drinker alive" part of the recipe, so the other ingredients can really get in there and start liquefying the drinker's entire body. Ouchie!

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