The Bar on the corner of every region Board

Hollow Point

Oh alligators
Always seeing me later
Not after awhile

Brocklandia and Drunkndisorderly

Howard beale

Radiotrophic fungi wrote:

Well, we were discovered growing around reactor 4 of the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant, and I doubt we're going to run out of work or sustenance there for millenia*, but we're very forward-thinking and realise we need to expand and colonise new territory if we are to progress.

So, er what 'work' were you proposing?
_{*Yes, we really 'eat' radiation.}

Well, I have a radiation leak in my room and I need it cleaned. The pipes burst you see.

Brocklandia wrote:

We haven't had much call for that lately. But lucky for you, the deuterium is fresh.

One Deuterium Tea, as requested. I assume you won't be needing the lead-lined suit and optional tongs?

Lead? Why lead?

Tyranacility wrote:

Looks up whilst still under the heavy effects f the Imperator Ale
*Burps* You know your beautiful right

What about me? I’m I not hot?

Radiotrophic fungi

Howard beale wrote:

Well, I have a radiation leak in my room and I need it cleaned. The pipes burst you see.

Sends a few spores to colonise a darkened corner of your room, probably behind the sock and underwear draw...

Howard beale wrote:

Lead? Why lead?

Exactly!

Howard beale

Radiotrophic fungi wrote:

Sends a few spores to colonise a darkened corner of your room, probably behind the sock and underwear draw...
Exactly!

Thanks. The leaks starting to be a problem. Some radiation’s fine, but it’s just getting a bit to much. The pipes are pretty old and aren’t really the greatest.

Radiotrophic fungi

Anacin

Con Ins Lallakerscak wrote:

Beer lots of beer any beer I like beer I want beer I neeeeed beeeeer

Tosses him a couple of barrels

Is that what you need?

Anacin

The Imperial Republic of Mohacian

Tyranacility wrote:

Looks up whilst still under the heavy effects f the Imperator Ale
*Burps* You know your beautiful right

Ok, we need to cut you off, you beutiful weeb.

The Monarchy alliance

Hello, which drink would you like?

Anacin

The Imperial Republic of Mohacian

Mohacian wrote:

Hello, which drink would you like?

what would you want, good sir.

The Monarchy alliance

Anacin wrote:

what would you want, good sir.

Oh i want snapple iced tea pls if its available.

Anacin

The Imperial Republic of Mohacian

Mohacian wrote:

Oh i want snapple iced tea pls if its available.

We're a magic bar, we Pretty much have everything.

Hands him a bottle of Snapple ice tea

The Monarchy alliance

Anacin wrote:

We're a magic bar, we Pretty much have everything.

Hands him a bottle of Snapple ice tea

Thank you

zips

Tastes great

The british american colonies

I need one plum floating in perfume served in a mans hat, please.

Ugosal

I’m low key mad you guys don’t serve bleach

Con Ins Lallakerscak

Jehovahs witness

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

The Witness stirs from their nap, slapping a paper on the counter before drifting off to a nap again.

The gator went for a drink
And thusly I came along
For a hitman it can be
For the forces of wrong

I bought a round or three
And we made merry
Then I pulled my file
And targeted a fairy

He's currently gone away
Results are still pending
Either which way
Today, a life is ending

Drunkndisorderly

The Dont drink cheap wine of Drunkndisorderly

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Drunkndisorderly will pick the winning gator.

Drunkndisorderly

Post by Peepeepoopoocaca suppressed by Brocklandia.

The United Corporations of Con Ins Lallakerscak

This weeks winner is Smiley Bob with

Oh alligators
Always seeing me later
Not after awhile

An honorable mention goes to Howard beale. Sadly his acrostic was about crocodiles, and not gators. But its worth mentioning cause its a pretty good poem.

Jehovah witness second and Brock third.

Smiley Bob, Brocklandia, Zombie Penguins, and Howard beale

Anacin wrote:

Tosses him a couple of barrels

Is that what you need?

* chugs the whole barrel and the passes out dead

Howard beale

Ugosal

Peepeepoopoocaca wrote:

Hello The Bar on the corner of every region, my name is PeePeePooPooCaCa and I come from The Labyrinth. I’m starting this new stock market with companies from nations in embassy regions of the Labyrinth. It will help you get money and improve relations with us. If you’re interested, please send me a telegram containing your company/companies’ name(s) and what type of company they are (ex. fishing, gambling, technology etc.). The stock market will be updated every Sunday and I’ll post updated stocks here on the RMB. Please telegram me if you have any questions.

*stock man looks at you*

Howard beale

Peepeepoopoocaca

Ugosal wrote:

*stock man looks at you*

uh oh

Howard beale and Ugosal

Ugosal