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Put them onto longboats 'til they're sober?
No man, you usually shave their bellies with the rusty razor.
Then you'd better drink in the parking lot instead of in here among all the other drunk customers.
Buy a drink before pasting links and political posts into our RMB, please. And anyway, I won't say that this Bar is a "politics-free" zone, but I will say that all of our politics involve giant rubber ducks.
Drunkndisorderly and Local now news
How about we strap 'em to the bottom of the longboats instead?
You can be whatever you want to be, Elmos. Now, how do you look wearing a giant rubber duck suit?
Wow, didn't you come to the wrong place! Plus, there a long line of Zombie Penguins who were begging for brains before you.
Hello, just joined the region.
Finishes ale
Another one please people
Triple as always
*walks in* aye I just got out of the hospital from drinking bleach, I want some more bleach please
what about rat poison
*wheels out a cart*
Okay, let's see. One triple for you. And a gallon of bleach for you. A plate of rat poison for you. And a "hello" wave for Names. That got everybody taken care of? Don't forget to tip.
Zombie Penguins and Tyranacility
Why thank you my good sir *chugs it all* hey I don’t feel so good
thank you i will now go to the er if you excuse me
I need a ambulance now I think I’m starting- *blacks out from bleach*
Skulls it in 30 seconds
*Burp* Thanks
Disappointed sigh
Right I'll get the stretcher
I will need a barrel of your finest bleach, along with a tank of ammonia. Also, do you guys have a bathroom?
Always nice having my puppet here
Stretcher in hands
Please just wait 10 minutes at least
Post self-deleted by Names are too hard.
Give me a liter of rubbing alcohol and thirty rat poison pellets.
I will also be needing 50 Lobsters.
I have returned
Stay away from my candy
No I meant away from the person who was following me.
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