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Anacin wrote:We KNOW what we do with them

Put them onto longboats 'til they're sober?

Kitty Hitler wrote:Put them onto longboats 'til they're sober?

No man, you usually shave their bellies with the rusty razor.

The elmos wrote:Stop following me I want to have some Vodka in peace.

Then you'd better drink in the parking lot instead of in here among all the other drunk customers.

Local now news wrote:read thiis and approve ut!

Buy a drink before pasting links and political posts into our RMB, please. And anyway, I won't say that this Bar is a "politics-free" zone, but I will say that all of our politics involve giant rubber ducks.

Drunkndisorderly and Local now news

Kitty Hitler wrote:Put them onto longboats 'til they're sober?

How about we strap 'em to the bottom of the longboats instead?

The elmos wrote:I want to be away from there and free. (And be Communist)

You can be whatever you want to be, Elmos. Now, how do you look wearing a giant rubber duck suit?

The british american colonies wrote:I’m like really craving some brains right now.

Wow, didn't you come to the wrong place! Plus, there a long line of Zombie Penguins who were begging for brains before you.

Names are too hard

Hello, just joined the region.

Finishes ale
Another one please people
Triple as always

*walks in* aye I just got out of the hospital from drinking bleach, I want some more bleach please

Ugosal wrote:*walks in* aye I just got out of the hospital from drinking bleach, I want some more bleach please

what about rat poison

Tyranacility wrote:Finishes ale
Another one please people
Triple as always

Ugosal wrote:*walks in* aye I just got out of the hospital from drinking bleach, I want some more bleach please

Con Ins Lallakerscak wrote:what about rat poison

Names are too hard wrote:Hello, just joined the region.

*wheels out a cart*

Okay, let's see. One triple for you. And a gallon of bleach for you. A plate of rat poison for you. And a "hello" wave for Names. That got everybody taken care of? Don't forget to tip.

Zombie Penguins and Tyranacility

Brocklandia wrote:*wheels out a cart*

Okay, let's see. One triple for you. And a gallon of bleach for you. A plate of rat poison for you. And a "hello" wave for Names. That got everybody taken care of? Don't forget to tip.

Why thank you my good sir *chugs it all* hey I don’t feel so good

Brocklandia wrote:*wheels out a cart*

Okay, let's see. One triple for you. And a gallon of bleach for you. A plate of rat poison for you. And a "hello" wave for Names. That got everybody taken care of? Don't forget to tip.

thank you i will now go to the er if you excuse me

Ugosal wrote:Why thank you my good sir *chugs it all* hey I don’t feel so good

I need a ambulance now I think I’m starting- *blacks out from bleach*

Brocklandia wrote:*wheels out a cart*

Okay, let's see. One triple for you. Don't forget to tip.

Skulls it in 30 seconds
*Burp* Thanks

Ugosal wrote:I need a ambulance now I think I’m starting- *blacks out from bleach*

Disappointed sigh
Right I'll get the stretcher

The british american colonies

I will need a barrel of your finest bleach, along with a tank of ammonia. Also, do you guys have a bathroom?

Puppet tyranacility

Tyranacility wrote:

Disappointed sigh
Right I'll get the stretcher

Always nice having my puppet here

The british american colonies wrote:I will need a barrel of your finest bleach, along with a tank of ammonia. Also, do you guys have a bathroom?

Stretcher in hands
Please just wait 10 minutes at least

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Names are too hard

Give me a liter of rubbing alcohol and thirty rat poison pellets.

Names are too hard

I will also be needing 50 Lobsters.

The candy thieving weasel

I have returned

Names are too hard

Stay away from my candy

Brocklandia wrote:Then you'd better drink in the parking lot instead of in here among all the other drunk customers.

No I meant away from the person who was following me.

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