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Names are too hard wrote:

I hardly see why you served them a small tree in lieu of a drink, which, albeit vaguely, they ordered.

Like I told them--if you want something specific, be specific. Otherwise, I'm gonna dump whatever I find in the storeroom first on 'em and call it done.

Zombie Penguins

Mindon

3 years 309 days ago

Brocklandia wrote:

Since you weren't specific, here's a bottle of toilet water and a mimosa. I'll let you two fight for who gets what.

Oh hey, a fight! Do you mind if I take bets?

Chan island

3 years 309 days ago

Forest

Brocklandia wrote:

Since you weren't specific, here's a bottle of toilet water and a mimosa. I'll let you two fight for who gets what.

*Gives the bottle of toilet water to Stegatives*

See mate, works every time. Enjoy your drink! ^^

Howard beale

The Constitutional Empire of Zurkerx

3 years 308 days ago

Zentari

New poll in Zentari, come and vote!

At This Given Time, Who Do You Support For President of the United States?

Also, Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! For this occasion, I would like to make a toast, with a Spicy Citrus Refresher on the house!

Howard beale

3 years 308 days ago

Chan island wrote:

*Gives the bottle of toilet water to Stegatives*

See mate, works every time. Enjoy your drink! ^^

The fresh taste of Toilet water.

He sides over his pint of untouched snozzlefoam

Want it?

Stegatives

3 years 308 days ago

Chan island wrote:

*Gives the bottle of toilet water to Stegatives*

See mate, works every time. Enjoy your drink! ^^

Cheers, drinks on you!

Puppet tyranacility

3 years 308 days ago

Mindon wrote:

Oh hey, a fight! Do you mind if I take bets?

Clone walks in and sits down
_{Geez, my main must be having a better time}
Ah, Bartender a Lusty Imperator Velvet Ale Triple strength as usual. I wanna see where this fight goes.

Howard beale

Jehovahs witness

3 years 308 days ago

The Witness stirs from their nap, a death scream is heard in the distance, and they produce a bloodstained paper which they place on the counter.

My poem entry. Game-related, naturally.

Exploring a labyrinth
In an Odyssey, you see
When it's done in Etria
It's downright deadly

You cheese and you plan
And then one day you die
And those weaker willed
Will lie down and cry

But if you press on
More bullshit you'll find
No quarter, no sensibility
It'll kick your behind

Smiley Bob, Zombie Penguins, and Howard beale

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

3 years 308 days ago

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Clone walks in and sits down
_{Geez, my main must be having a better time}
Ah, Bartender a Lusty Imperator Velvet Ale Triple strength as usual. I wanna see where this fight goes.

*The penguin brings over the usual drink*

Names are too hard

3 years 308 days ago

Edited

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*The penguin brings over the usual drink*

Hey Penguin, bring me a shot of lake water.

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

3 years 308 days ago

Names are too hard wrote:

Hey Penguin, bring me a shot of lake water.

*A zombie brings over the water*

Names are too hard

3 years 308 days ago

*gulps it down immediately*

Puppet tyranacility

3 years 308 days ago

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*The penguin brings over the usual drink*

Many thanks
Proceeds to skulls it
Much better

Zombie Penguins

Names are too hard

3 years 308 days ago

Zombie Penguins wrote:

*A zombie brings over the water*

Keep em coming

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

3 years 308 days ago

Names are too hard wrote:

Keep em coming

*The zombie hand over another water*

Pax Nerdvana and Howard beale

Names are too hard

3 years 308 days ago

*downs it, and swallows a minnow who happened to be swimming inside*

Brocklandia, Pax Nerdvana, and Howard beale

The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins

3 years 308 days ago

*A zombie carries Scarlet imperium away*

Pax Nerdvana

Howard beale

3 years 308 days ago

Jehovahs witness wrote:

The Witness stirs from their nap, a death scream is heard in the distance, and they produce a bloodstained paper which they place on the counter.

My poem entry. Game-related, naturally.

Exploring a labyrinth
In an Odyssey, you see
When it's done in Etria
It's downright deadly

You cheese and you plan
And then one day you die
And those weaker willed
Will lie down and cry

But if you press on
More bullshit you'll find
No quarter, no sensibility
It'll kick your behind

Stop it, get some help.

Names are too hard wrote:

*downs it, and swallows a minnow who happened to be swimming inside*

NOO! THAT WAS MY WIFE!!!

Puppet tyranacility wrote:

Clone walks in and sits down
_{Geez, my main must be having a better time}
Ah, Bartender a Lusty Imperator Velvet Ale Triple strength as usual. I wanna see where this fight goes.

To the arena most likely!

Jehovahs witness

3 years 308 days ago

Howard beale wrote:

Stop it, get some help.

Any available help is deceased or on another plane of existence entirely.

Howard beale

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

3 years 308 days ago

Jehovahs witness wrote:

Any available help is deceased or on another plane of existence entirely.

So? All that means is you need a seance or a trans-dimensional scooter. I'm pretty sure we have "how to" instructions for both around here somewhere.

Howard beale

Jehovahs witness

3 years 308 days ago

Brocklandia wrote:

So? All that means is you need a seance or a trans-dimensional scooter. I'm pretty sure we have "how to" instructions for both around here somewhere.

They likely wouldn't see me anyway. I have a disfavorable reputation among practitioners due to my associates' particular... dispositions to burst in at any moment and do things I'm legally bound not to speak of.

It's quite fun to watch.

Howard beale

Mindon

3 years 308 days ago

Hey Brocklandia, do you want to experiment on my aide? It's free and safe for everyone! Well, except the aide who will likely perish in his duties. But he was going to have to die anyway because he knows too much so might as well further the cause of science with his death.

Howard beale

The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia

3 years 308 days ago

Mindon wrote:

Hey

Brocklandia, do you want to experiment on my aide?

I'd love to, but Cheffy says the lunch special won't be ready to serve for another couple of hours. Something about waiting for the health inspectors to leave ... or die ... Something like that. I admit, I wasn't listening.

Howard beale

Mindon

3 years 308 days ago

Brocklandia wrote:

Ugh, inspectors. The bane of progress with their cries of "ethical concerns" and "crimes against nature" and "Oh god it's eating me, it hurts. Oh god please no, end this torment". Good grief, does anyone even care about that kind of stuff?

Jehovahs witness and Pax Nerdvana

The Planetary Landmass of Pax Nerdvana

3 years 308 days ago