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Earth allies wrote:"To long that The Black Hawks, the most notorious raider region in NS now mantains control of SECFanatics. Our ally Dollystana is arranging plans to liberate SECFanatics and we NEED your help. We humbly ask that your delegate of your region approve the proposal page=UN_view_proposal/id=dollystana_1593627948 so that it may reach quorom. If you don't have a delegate, spread this news to your other embassies and tell your embassies to do so on so that this proposal may reach quorom."

First, as per bar rules, you need to order a drink. its mandatory. Second, i approve of your thing

Howard Beale wrote:He passes him the aides head.

Thank you.

Mindon wrote:Thank you.

See. We can get along.

*A zombie removes The rabid from the bar*

Brocklandia wrote:This is you not learning from the previous warning. Help you get banned from this region.

Done!

i'm sorry!
😭

Hey Brocklandia, Iím going back to the facility. What do I owe you?

can i have a candy crush soda PLZ

Could I have an Moscow Mule?

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Elite leomonade wrote:Could I have an Moscow Mule?

Now that sounds good. Make that two!

Elite leomonade wrote:Could I have an Moscow Mule?

The NewsStand wrote:Now that sounds good. Make that two!

Serves Two Moscow Mules

Mindon wrote:Hey Brocklandia, Iím going back to the facility. What do I owe you?

Your life and payment for this rather lengthy bar tab, which stretches some 72 meters last time I checked. Pay the cashier on your way out.

Local now news wrote:can i have a candy crush soda PLZ

Sure!

*leads out a mule hauling a cart loaded with a fifty-gallon drum of candy crush soda*

Elite leomonade wrote:Could I have an Moscow Mule?

And for you ...

*leads the mule over after unloading the cart*

One mule from Moscow, as requested. Her name is Ivanka.

Brocklandia wrote:Your life and payment for this rather lengthy bar tab, which stretches some 72 meters last time I checked. Pay the cashier on your way out.

Oh. Well, Iíll have to acquire some funds very quickly to pay that off. Give me a moment.

669-333: Whatís todayís password?
Mindon: 22 Dead Men in a box.
669-333: What do you need boss?
Mindon: Send a team to covertly hijack a shipment of gold, then sell it on the black market. Send the profits to the The Bar on the corner of every region
669-333: Paying up your bar tab again?
Mindon: Never mind how much of a bar tab I may or may not have racked up, just do it.
669-333: Alright boss, Iíll call you when itís done.

Is it okay if I arrange payment to be delivered in the next five or so days?

Anacin wrote:Serves Two Moscow Mules

*Takes the slice of lime and runs it around the rim, before squeezing the remaining juice into the ginger flavoured concoction. He takes a sip, then makes a face.*
That ginger isn't up to much.

Watches through a window.

Samuel Pepys wrote:Watches through a window.

Sir, if your going to stare, go to the peep show next door.

The weekend poetry contest has begun! All freeform poems will be judged by PR Megaforce.

*A zombie throws the Crustacean cashier into the kitchen for cheffy to prepare*

Anacin wrote:Sir, if your going to stare, go to the peep show next door.

Looks around at the strange environs one has found themselves in

Pray tell is this Heaven? I suppose a tavern outside the realities of a plague ridden olde London town are fine compared to one inside such a reality...

Steps inside

Mindon wrote:Is it okay if I arrange payment to be delivered in the next five or so days?

Sure. Time is at best an illusion, and at worst a hairy, drooling monster intent on crushing the life out of each and every one of us ... or am I thinking of TheOrc?

Samuel Pepys wrote:Pray tell is this Heaven? I suppose a tavern outside the realities of a plague ridden olde London town are fine compared to one inside such a reality...

Why, surely, good sirrah, this is that very Heaven of which you speak, so long as this Heaven of yours includes copious amounts of spirits, a chef who may or may not be intent on using dead patrons as an ingredient in every dish, and an array of quasi-mythical deities and monsters wandering the premises. If you stop by the restrooms, remember to say hello to Cthulhu, who lives in there.

Zombie Penguins wrote:*A zombie throws the Crustacean cashier into the kitchen for cheffy to prepare*

Well, dang it. We lose more cashiers that way.

Brocklandia wrote:Well, dang it. We lose more cashiers that way.

I call dibs on the crab legs.

Brocklandia wrote:Sure. Time is at best an illusion, and at worst a hairy, drooling monster intent on crushing the life out of each and every one of us ... or am I thinking of TheOrc?

Alright, I'll come back when the money comes through. *exits the bar*

Mindon wrote:Alright, I'll come back when the money comes through. *exits the bar*

Heh. Little does that guy know we drained hir bank account less than an hour ago. Hey, TheOrc has been busy in the back room.

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