The Safest in The Beach
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Beach is ranked 13,268th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Utopia of The Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Life's A Beach” | |
| 2. |  The Surfernate of TheStonedSurfers | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Love, Equality” | |
| 3. | The Republic of Earth X Apps | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We approve your application” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Grand California | Left-wing Utopia | “Strength, Diversity, Democracy” | |
| 5. | The Armed Republic of Earth X | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Sure, whatever.” | |
| 6. |  The Music Royalties of Mr Universe | Tyranny by Majority | “If every porkchop were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Feat Werande | Father Knows Best State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Tagalia | Corporate Police State | “Magkaisa at magsama” | |
| 9. |  The Eternal Beach Trip of Teen Spirit | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Breathe Freedom.” | |
| 10. | The Commonwealth of Leivan | Anarchy | “Abundance and Humility” |
