The Safest in The Cemetery
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Cemetery is ranked 6,543rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Grave Diggers of Amold | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Amold the Great forever!” | |
| 2. |  The Quiet Crypts of The Nation Keeper | Tyranny by Majority | “I will love you and keep you forever.” | |
| 3. |  The Colony of Old Tonopah Cemetery | New York Times Democracy | “Old Tonopah Cemetery” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of The Bookkeeper | Compulsory Consumerist State | “I keep the records.” |
