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Lavan Tiri wrote:Brad

Bearlong wrote:Angelina

Jennifer, biaches

Bearlong wrote:Angelina

The proper response was obviously Janet

Russkov Soviet wrote:Spanelsko! Got the same issue you did earlier. Seems the coalition wasn't satisfied with you. Now they're after me.

The Issue

A coalition of economically powerful nations have made headlines by installing an embargo against Russkov Soviet, citing the nation’s weapons of mass destruction program as “alarmingly large and detrimental to world peace.” It is predicted that serious damage to the economy may be imminent, with particular emphasis laid on the loss of trade in agricultural produce between Russkov Soviet and these countries.

Russkov's Decision

“Typical,” sneers Commissariat Chief Finn Nguyen, kicking over a crate of unexported and slightly rotten-looking Kitsu kumquats in rage. “These profiteering swine will do anything to undermine our glorious nation, but they are nothing more than paper tigers. I say we place agents and supply arms to instigate socialist revolution in these nations. Once the people there seize power from their oppressive masters, we’ll soon see those imports come flooding back.”

The Talking Point

The government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders.

Seems that tactical nuking of said coalition should be in order.

Also sorry for not posting more warband stories :p i got sucked into Dead Cells, had an amazing rng run with my very first run to the point i have beaten the final boss and unlocked hard mode. All because rng decided to make my first run OP :]

I will post more warband soon enough, probably.

Spanelsko wrote:Seems that tactical nuking of said coalition should be in order.

Also sorry for not posting more warband stories :p i got sucked into Dead Cells, had an amazing rng run with my very first run to the point i have beaten the final boss and unlocked hard mode. All because rng decided to make my first run OP :]

I will post more warband soon enough, probably.

Possibly.... Unless they are all weak, then we can take them down easily.

And no worries! The occasional one is fine.

Lavan Tiri and Spanelsko

Russkov Soviet wrote:Possibly.... Unless they are all weak, then we can take them down easily.

And no worries! The occasional one is fine.

I mean nuke is always the most effective and fastest solution, but if you want the red army to work alongside the revolutionary horde in taking down this coalition i wouldn't mind.

As for warband, the last war was a bit of a disappointment really, i had 89 merc cav and by the time i conquered the entire Nord Kingdom i still had 27 left :p the only notable event was when i was about to storm Sargoroth the Nord King found me, with his army of 400 he attacked my 150 the result? 4 dead for 400 killed nords :p
Now i am just running around the map using ctrl+space waiting for Nords and Rhodocks to die as factions. Just to get the world conquest achievement.

The Issue
Embracing autarky has reduced access to Merovingian chocolate and Gallopavian flowers, but the Spanelskoan economy has more or less survived the transition. However, in the distant tiny island nation of Copiluaca, economic activity was formerly almost entirely dependent on selling coffee to Spanelsko, leaving them with crippling unemployment, tens of thousands in poverty, and an imminent famine

“If a nation can’t survive on its own, then we’re not doing it any favours by giving it charity,” says your grumpy Defence Minister, pouring himself a bowl of cereal. “Autarky is a moral choice, borne of opposition to globalism. We should propagate that ideological position with a little tough love. We should blockade their ports and patrol their airspace to stop any remaining international trade getting in or out, and they’ll be forced to self-sufficiency. Give a man fish and you feed him for a day. Force him to fish at gunpoint, and he’ll fish like his life depends on it. Which it does.”

TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS
- LEMON PEEL
- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN
- TOE
- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS
- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID
- PINK LEMONADE
- FRANZIA
- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS
- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE
- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE
- TATTOOS
- POT BROWNIES

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS
- LEMON PEEL
- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN
- TOE
- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS
- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID
- PINK LEMONADE
- FRANZIA
- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS
- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE
- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE
- TATTOOS
- POT BROWNIES

Look at the clock. It's f?!#*ing 5 pm.

I take popcord and lemonade pls.

Your boi: I bet he's cute and caring. :)
E.A. Poe: I know him and the he wrote horror stories but never read any of his works.
Tattoos: Depending on the motif and the execution they either look great or horrendous. I often thought about getting a little one but I don't know what it would depict nor if I ever get one.
Pot Brownies: Brownies are good. But never had pot brownies.

Peng it was 9 AM when I posted

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS
- LEMON PEEL
- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN
- TOE
- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS
- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID
- PINK LEMONADE
- FRANZIA
- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS
- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE
- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE
- TATTOOS
- POT BROWNIES

Uggghhhh..... Its too early....

I'll take some popcorn, but I'm drinking my own stuff.

You have a boyfriend and it's NOT Merc? I kid, I kid. Glad to hear it. And I've got A tattoo, but I'm debating on a second one. You only live once.

Lavan Tiri wrote:TIME FOR SOME MORNING TEA

SNACKS
- LEMON PEEL
- MOVIE THEATER POPCORN
- TOE
- ALMOND BUTTER

DRINKS
- MERCS EYEBALL FLUID
- PINK LEMONADE
- FRANZIA
- CHEEZ WIZ

TOPICS
- MY BOYFRIEND NO NOT MERC THE REAL ONE
- THE WRITING OF EDGAR ALLEN POE
- TATTOOS
- POT BROWNIES

I'll take some Toe and Merc Eyeball Juice

I bet your boy is awesome, I wish I had one.
I don't know much about him or his writings.
I want at least two tattoos, one with Minnesota and one with my zodiac sign, Taurus.
I don't plan on eating one, but I know people who have, and it is wack.

Chaal wrote:Hi im new. :D

Welcome to the Confederacy of Free Nations! I see you have been jumping from Region to Region in search of a home.

My name is Zacia Milikova, the current Leader of the Kitsu Motherland, and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable or if you need questions answered, feel free to ask.

Russkov Soviet wrote:Welcome to the Confederacy of Free Nations! I see you have been jumping from Region to Region in search of a home.

My name is Zacia Milikova, the current Leader of the Kitsu Motherland, and I do hope you enjoy your stay.

If there's anything we can do to make your stay more comfortable or if you need questions answered, feel free to ask.

Thanks

The mental image of scientificly plausible horse people is actually kinda disturbing ngl

Chaal wrote:The mental image of scientificly plausible horse people is actually kinda disturbing ngl

This is even better without context.

A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

Sulania wrote:A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

I have Merc.

Sulania wrote:A lot happens when you get caught up in RA training, moving back to uni, and the whole shabang.

What's been going on?

We're all still gay.

The Talking Point
It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.

Spanelsko wrote:The Talking Point
It's considered bigoted to assume that a violent psychopath might be dangerous.

Then I guess I am a bigot, since I do KNOW you can and are quite dangerous.

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RiGhT tHeRe!!!

Mercunova wrote:Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent. Safe drivers save forty percent.

RiGhT tHeRe!!!

Bloody 'ell! Ye get overwhelmed or somethin'?

Any citizen of the Confederacy of Free Nations caught being linked to the creation of cheesy corporate car insurance advertisements shall hereafter be sentenced without the unnecessary expense of a trial to disembowelment by wooden cooking spoon.

Bearlong wrote:We're all still gay.

I didn't even know lol. Like calls to like i guess.

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