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The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop RMB

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Founder: The Russian Vodka Tanks of Welcome To Hell Kids

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        The Dumpster Behind The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago

        Do Not Block Alley: the white zone is for loading and unloading only



Embassies: The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Hollow Point, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Sands, Avadam Inn, Cyland, SECFanatics, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Kingdom of Adonai, Lokerzen, and Pocket Universe Couch Fort.

Tags: Role Player, Silly, Small, and Surreal.

The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop contains 6 nations, the 2,580th most in the world.

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The Most Pro-Market in The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop

This data was compiled by surveying a random sample of businesses with the question, "Do you believe the government is committed to free market policies?"

As a region, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop is ranked 15,508th in the world for Most Pro-Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Russian Vodka Tanks of Welcome To Hell KidsAnarchy“When in hell...”
2.The Colony of Skittering RatsFather Knows Best State“Squeak”
3.The Hellish Landscape Composed of Seriously Sparkly VampiresInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Putting the 'Vamp' in Vampire”
4.The Submarine Paradise of Richard B UttlantisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“She sells sea shells down by the sea shore”
5.The Soul-Rockin' Beat of AWOL Christian SoldiersIron Fist Consumerists“I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes”
6.The Paradox of Dutch MountainwolvesDemocratic Socialists“Homo homine lupus est!”

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The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop Regional Message Board

'Ello, 'ello, good to be back.

So we took the half-a-ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW
Microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, and headed
On toward the city dump. Well, we got there and there was a big sign and a
Chain across the dump sayin', "this dump is closed on Thanksgiving, " and
We'd never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in
Our eyes, we drove off into the sunset lookin' for another place to put the garbage

Ahhh! Get out of my head!

I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage!

*Exits the rear door of the cafe and hurries over to the gate, swinging it closed and securing the lock*

Gotta baton down the hatches for a week or two, keep the area free of any stray undead who might wander in and make a nuisance of themselves.

Richard B Uttlantis wrote:...keep the area free of any stray undead who might wander in and make a nuisance of themselves.

Dude, I'm standing right here.

Seriously Sparkly Vampires wrote:Dude, I'm standing right here.

Sorry, Sparky, lol. You know what I mean, zombies, ghouls, brain-eaters...

Richard B Uttlantis wrote:You know what I mean, zombies, ghouls, brain-eaters...

I eat brains.

But, yeah, I know what you're talking about.

*Mimics the stiff gait of a zombie, arms extended in front of her, hands drawn into claws*

"Arrr. Argh. Brains..."

Walking stereotypes. Gives us undead a bad reputation.

Richard B Uttlantis wrote:Gotta baton down the hatches for a week or two, keep the area free of any stray undead who might wander in and make a nuisance of themselves.

*The AWOL soldiers disembark from the land-locked tour bus and form a file*

We know how to deal with zombies. 'Dance off'.

*The alley fills with music and flashing lights*

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed"

Michael Jackson - Thriller

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z85lxckrtzg

"It's close to midnight and something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
You're paralyzed

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl
But all the while you hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain't no second chance against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures call
And the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time (they're open wide)
This is the end of your life

They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you unless you change that number on your dial
Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,
I'll make you see

That this is thriller, thriller night
'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller, chiller
Thriller here tonight

'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul could ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
And whomsoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell

I'm gonna thrill you tonight...

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller"

That'd frighten me off, that's for sure.

Richard B Uttlantis wrote:That'd frighten me off, that's for sure.

We do what we can.

*The dancers, the janitor and the vampiress stand around, smoking cigarettes and swapping stories*

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