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Founder: The Chicago Gets Cold in Winter of Welcome To Hell Kids

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The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop

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Embassies: The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Hollow Point, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Sands, Avadam Inn, Cyland, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Christmas, Thanksgiving, Kingdom of Adonai, Misanthropic Bloc, Agora, Niflheim, Independent Nations, and The Interdimensional Community.

Tags: Minuscule, Role Player, Silly, and Surreal.

The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop contains 5 nations, the 3,166th most in the world.

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The Most Primitive in The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop is ranked 13,044th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of Skittering RatsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Squeak”
2.The Returned Man of House WeserInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Returned, but a little different...”
3.The Chicago Gets Cold in Winter of Welcome To Hell KidsAnarchy“**Saxophone noises from beneath a tarp in the alley**”
4.The Paradox of Dutch MountainwolvesDemocratic Socialists“Homo homine lupus est!”
5.The Theocracy of Burger King Parking LotDemocratic Socialists“We live in a theocracy.”

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The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop Regional Message Board

Awol christian soldiers wrote:It seems there was an interest in the stolen tour bus.

Now, back to practicing...

Yeah well, it might not have been nice or clean but it at least shielded me from the rain, and bloody hell, is the wind ever calm in this city!?

Richard b uttlantis

Richard b uttlantis

House Weser wrote:is the wind ever calm in this city!?

Only rarely. It's being on the shore of Lake Michigan that keeps the breeze blowing with some regularity.

Oi bruv, this is my dumpster ey!
A man in a Bulgarian trenchcoat and grizzled pedigree pope out of the dumpster and sprays fire from a PPSH.

The Grand Puffle Republic, Richard b uttlantis, and Pigeon phorge

*Weser is roused out of his sleep*

What's all that noise about? And where did all these feathers come from?

Richard b uttlantis and Feline masters

Richard b uttlantis

House Weser wrote:What's all that noise about? And where did all these feathers come from?

*Unlocks the back door of the coffee shop and steps into the alley*

Big flock of birds drove by in an old car and partied here for the night. I think they've moved on.

Richard b uttlantis

*Tidies up the alley*

Seriously sparkly vampires

Richard b uttlantis wrote:Big flock of birds drove by in an old car and partied here for the night.

Anybody get the license number?

Richard b uttlantis

Richard b uttlantis

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:Anybody get the license number?

It never even occurred to me to look.

Awol christian soldiers

Seriously sparkly vampires wrote:Anybody get the license number?

I could only describe it as a low-rider.

*The soldiers break out into song and dance*

War - Low Rider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mFxUIH5IaE

"All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
Yeah

The low rider drives a little slower
Low rider is a real goer
Hey

Low rider knows every street, yeah
Low rider is the one to meet, yeah

Low rider don't use no gas now
The low rider don't drive too fast

Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip and see
Take a little trip, take a little trip
Take a little trip with me"

Richard b uttlantis and Seriously sparkly vampires

*Squeaks*

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