Algerstonese State News
Greetings, and thank you for tuning in to Algerstonese State News. Today, there has been sad news coming out of the Kurikian Federation. A news in which all communists worldwide, including the Algerstonese Nation itself, will weep at. The First Leader of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, Alexi Vasiliv, died in his apartment. We have recieved no information on the cause of his death.
However, Alexi Vasiliv has said something that is a large condemnation to the Revolution itself. According to the Kurikian Federation, Alexi Vasiliv said that his original ideals were a mistake, and that the Kurikian Federation is the best way to go.
We believe that second segment to be FALSE. We believe that the Kurikian Federation media fabricated the story, and included false information and fake news about his final words. We believe that the Kurikian Federation used his death as an oppurtunistic propaganda showing. The Kurikian Federation has proved they have no morals when it comes to death of their enemies, and that they are now resorting to deception in order to stop the Red Revolution.
New Jamisonia sorta is about to declare war on an semi-ally.
Everyone thinks they have it tough
But then there's me, trying to have some impact while trying to avoid being invaded because I still haven't taken the time to learn how to war roleplay yet
And I'm also procasinating on my essay, AP World notes and studying, and practicing for my Spanish presentation.
Yall can't beat me.
TDS мой союзник
I said I'd whip out the translator. Don't test me.
They won't engage in trade just because some of my friends are in SafeHaven. That is extreme prejudice and we won't stand for it.
The holy utopian republic and The Death Syndicate
And it would cause unnecessary tension.