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Great algerstonia wrote:YOU DAMN MILLENIALS, GET OFF MY FOCKING LAWN!

Ok *gets off your lawn*

Great algerstonia, Rage mage, and North the owl

Great algerstonia wrote:YOU DAMN MILLENIALS, GET OFF MY FOCKING LAWN!

Tears out a blade of grass

Great algerstonia

Great algerstonia wrote:YOU DAMN MILLENIALS, GET OFF MY FOCKING LAWN!

*Lets my dog who I'm walking, pee on your lawn*

Great algerstonia, Rage mage, and Theavare

Peatiktist wrote:"..........."
"Doesn't matter. C'mon."

Oh, but it does. Because I'm getting the feeling you are going to grab me by the scalp and drag me to a place I probably don't want to go.
*The pipe is still heald in a defencive spot between me and Montana*

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Lets my dog who I'm walking, pee on your lawn*

“Hey, you gonna clean that up?”

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:“Hey, you gonna clean that up?”

"No."

8^)

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:"No."

8^)

“Eh, what do I care. It’s biodegradable anyway.”

The Holy Utopian Republic wrote:“Eh, what do I care. It’s biodegradable anyway.”

"YUP!"

*Grabs a nearby rake

Proceeds to start hitting you with it*

"AHHHHH," Alger shrieks in terror

*He proceeds to dial the police

Sensing the tension i grab my dog and yeet out of there

Alger then turns to find his car missing

An Eight hour police chase ensues*

The Holy Utopian Republic, Great algerstonia, Rage mage, and Theavare

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:"YUP!"

*Grabs a nearby rake

Proceeds to start hitting you with it*

"AHHHHH," Alger shrieks in terror

*He proceeds to dial the police

Sensing the tension i grab my dog and yeet out of there

Alger then turns to find his car missing

An Eight hour police chase ensues*

If only this was a movie....

Brethren wrote:On the bright side of things, Mystic relocated to The Rejected Realms instead of dropping NS altogether.

Might have to think about setting up an embassy there, I will be seriously missing that personality and creative spark.

This post didn't age well

Lerasi wrote:Aye. Not for some time though.

Once upon a time there was a little fledgling named Lerasi, with big dreams for Valsora. Unfortunately, the monsters of Valsora are strong and enjoy picking on the weak. So he banded together with the Arabian Socialist Union to form the Lerasian-Arabian Federation. But another Nonscio force was looking down at the two fledglings, and wanted in on the action. When the New Union of Sovereign Soviet Republics joined, the Federation became the Red Dragons' Pact. Red line the socialism of the two others, and dragon for my chief motif.

An advisor helped me along the site back then. Dreamersistan recommended a new friend. Perpetuam. Perpetuam was supposedly level headed. A good ally. Perpetuam noticed that the Collapsed State of Demiurges still stood. He wanted to divide it between the two of us, since we were on either side.

NUSSR had different plans, however. He wanted it for himself. So he threatened war. I was foolish. I told Perpetuam to back down. He had no choice.

NUSSR disliked the Pact more and more after this event. The schism ended with him beinf expelled. Only three remained.

The next nation to come along was the Pact's doom. The Death Syndicate had recently betrayed Greater Felter to join Osterreich und Ungarn, an ally of mine, against the nation. It went well and the two of us worked together. Eventually TDS joined the RDP.

Recruitment was up after that. The neutral nation of Karatol-Advenra joined us and relinquished neutrality. ImperFeudal, Kingdom of Lichtenstein, Southern Great Kingdom, and Dredmarck all joined. Of course SGK and ImperFeudal were the only two to end up on Valsora and in the Pact.

SGK was never active so his expulsion was inevitable. ASU also was starting to resent the Pact, and us him. ASU was expelled not too long after an outburst claiming that we were attempting to kick him out. We weren't at the time, but our relation couldn't hold any longer. Instead he became a vassal of The Death Syndicate, before he tried to break free and war was declared. He was never seen again...

ImperFeudal was holding an election, and my cleverness got the best of me. I convinced many nations to vote for the Communist leader, one who was trying to break free from the Pact and become militant isolationist. The Militar Party won by a landslide.

Thus, invasion was justified, and the RDP declared war on itself. ImperFeudal's old government was goaded into starting a revolution.

In the end, I took a large swath of land "to prevent it from happening again". TDS took an island in the Pacalis Sea.

Zukchiva was trying to condemn my state's actions. A naval officer had levelled a city and killed thousands of civilians. Thus we executed the officer and all crewmen who fired the missles. It was a close shave.

After that, the RDP went a little bit neutral. I was content after winning some islands from Algerstonia, and I was secure in my power. The USSA had been my Client for some time, in a parasitic relationship benefiting only me.

OU tried to rope us into the World War against Charity, but I got greedy and, since none of us got land, stayed out of it.

We were doing just fine.

Until...

The Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, the old mentor of TDS, had came back after a relatively short ban. And he thought I was not healthy for his pupil. He had TDS cut all ties with the RDP.

Anger. Fire. Chaos. Not really, but hostility was rife. I banned his arms companies, fearing war, and he banned all my companies. Terrorists on both sides. I was suddenly insecure about my power. Then, the worst.

Karatol-Advenra was convinced by TDS that I was not to be trusted. In a brief message, he left the RDP. Ironically, they were probably the only two members that I wasn't tricking or lying to.

The RDP was only me and ImperFeudal now. To this day I don't know for sure if TDS tried to convince him that I was not to be trusted. But I still firmly believe that that was what happened.

I dissolved the RDP without lessening relations with ImperFeudal. I tried to seek comfort in the Iron Pakt, but I was denied by Shavara. I was alone. If someone attacked me, I was on my own.

Luckily, my quick wit clawed its way out of the ditch. I prospered with numerous trade deals and non aggression pact. Then, I tried seeking solace in the only one offering me power. Offering me allegiance. Kampf. But that is a story for another day.

8^) EK is such a snake

Lerasi and Rage mage

nation=aslaconrad/detail=factbook/id=1279834

So can y’all rate my Anthem?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The militarius imperium, Lerasi, and Rage mage

The militarius imperium

Aslaconrad wrote:nation=aslaconrad/detail=factbook/id=1279834

So can y’all rate my Anthem?

Thank you, Aslaconrad, very cool!

The militarius imperium wrote:Thank you, Aslaconrad, very cool!

It’s set to the tune of the German Anthem

https://youtu.be/LHZj7YEBwKY

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, The militarius imperium, and Rage mage

Rage mage

Wait! If my Phoenixs are now canonical...(unassociated with Rage Mage politically at all) they can actually be a nuiscene! XD

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:8^) EK is such a snake

Yeah he sucks, tbh. Haviluthen is a much better dood.

Aslaconrad wrote:nation=aslaconrad/detail=factbook/id=1279834

So can y’all rate my Anthem?

Are you going to do one for the USR, or do you already have one?

*Fiddles with troops lined up at Port Libertad*

The Holy Utopian Republic

Rage mage wrote:Wait! If my Phoenixes are now canonical...(unassociated with Rage Mage politically at all) they can actually be a nuisance! XD

Like Theondume?

Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich wrote:*Fiddles with troops lined up at Port Libertad*

The Holy Utopian Republic

Ö nö

Lerasi wrote:Like Theondume?
Ö nö

Um. I think? I’m still unclear on what he is actually doing. The Phoenixes will most likely just be causing trouble for entertainment. Or annoying people for outlawing them.

The militarius imperium

I too have a national anthem, a bad one.


German Version
Erhebe das Banner, hoch und stolz! Wie die Soldaten des Stahls tapfer marschieren!
Der Falke soll denen schaden, die sich des Imperium und ihren Soldaten widersetzen!
Kreuzzug und Zerstörung mit Stolz für das Land der Ahnen, Zerstörung derer, die es wagen, unseren lieben Anführer zu unterschätzen!

Freuen Sie sich über die Freiheit, die er uns gegeben hat, weihen Sie ihn und ehren Sie ihn wie unsere Vorfahren!
Beschütze die, die beim Anführer stehen!
Die Soldaten sollen diejenigen bestrafen und vernichten, die den Anführer verachten!

Stell dich daneben und hebe das Banner hoch!
Wir werden von den Soldaten aus Stahl vereint!
Wir sind geboren, um dem gerechten Reich zu dienen und Kommunisten gleichermaßen zu bekämpfen!

Die Soldaten und der Führer werden uns gegen Korruption anstrengen!
Sie sind mitfühlend und fürsorglich, sie sind ehrenwert und wagemutig!
Steh auf und ehre diejenigen, die für ihr Land gekämpft haben!

Diene dem Imperium bis ans Ende der Zeit!
Diene, bis der wahre Gott angebetet ist!
Diene, bis die bösen, korrupten Parasiten vernichtet sind!

Stell dich daneben und hebe das Banner hoch!
Der Führer soll nach Ruhm streben!
Und wir, das Volk, sollen dem Retter helfen!




English Version
Raise the banner, high and proud! As the soldiers of steel march with valor!
The Falcon shall harm those who oppose the Empire and its soldiers!
Crusade and destroy with pride for the ancestral lands, destroy those who dare underestimate our dear leader!

Rejoice in the freedom he has given us, consecrate him, and honor him like our forefathers!
Protect those who stand with the leader!
The soldiers shall punish and annihilate those who despise the leader!

Stand beside and raise the banner high!
We are united by the soldiers of steel!
We are born to serve the righteous empire, fighting communists alike!

The soldiers and the leader shall strive us against corruption!
They are compassionate and caring, they are honorable and daring!
Stand up, and honor those who fought for their country!

Serve the empire till the end of time!
Serve until the true God is worshipped!
Serve until the evil, corrupt parasites are annihilated!

Stand beside and raise the banner high!
The leader shall strive for glory!
And we the people shall assist the savior!

Read dispatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VI4W-YRoaM

Lerasi, Rage mage, and Theavare

Lerasi wrote:Yeah he sucks, tbh. Haviluthen is a much better dood.
Are you going to do one for the USR, or do you already have one?

USR is just the instrumental Russian Anthem I’ve yet to create lyrics for it yer

Lerasi and Rage mage

Lerasi wrote:Ö nö

I want either co-ownership or the ability to buy the whole port.

Rage mage

New motto:
Ut custodias cogitationes et Phoenicis ducem semper.

Translation: May the Phoenix guide and watch over you, always.

*flies into the RMB and sits on a tree branch*

BearStackof2015 and Rage mage

Lerasi
What exactly is Theondume doing? It’s a little hard for me to understand what his purpose/mission is.

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