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The Death Syndicate wrote:*slurp*
I got your spleen!Oh, those were my brunch. Try again.

eats your quadriceps

Ok........... What in this dimension is going on

Abadong wrote:Ok........... What in this dimension is going on

shrug

New Union of Sovereign Soviet Republics wrote:
you fool I am Russian terminator!

*cannibalizes you anyways*

Kampf Empire wrote:* Aggressive Banjo plays from the Chicken Coop *

*Begins speaking aggressive Vietnamese in a tree*

Meddacah wrote:eats your quadriceps

No, those were my midnight snacks.

Sygarius during one evening in his room. Sygarius can be seen kneeling on a black quarted floor with his Lovecraftian blade in front of him praying to the divines. He was in a Templar praying stance before his blade began to emit a dark greenish glow and within the matter of minutes the Emperor opens his eyes to find himself inside a Ominous Lovecraft temple, slimy green tentacles could be seen swaying above water, but is highly unclear of where they come from. Sygarius proceeds to walk down a set of stairs before noticing his green ghastly form. He began to feel uneasy as if something was watching him.

The Death Syndicate wrote:*cannibalizes you anyways**Begins speaking aggressive Vietnamese in a tree*No, those were my midnight snacks.

drinks your spinal juice

Abadong wrote:Ok........... What in this dimension is going on

Kampf Empire wrote:Release the Crackheads!

Time to burn this heresy.

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Sygarius during one evening in his room. Sygarius can be seen kneeling on a black quarted floor with his Lovecraftian blade in front of him praying to the divines. He was in a Templar praying stance before his blade began to emit a dark greenish glow and within the matter of minutes the Emperor opens his eyes to find himself inside a Ominous Lovecraft temple, slimy green tentacles could be seen swaying above water, but is highly unclear of where they come from. Sygarius proceeds to walk down a set of stairs before noticing his green ghastly form. He began to feel uneasy as if something was watching him.

As ArenaC’s Head of State Dr. AC would say; “That’s nice.”

ArenaC wrote:As ArenaC’s Head of State Dr. AC would say; “That’s nice.”

This is fine.

New Union of Sovereign Soviet Republics wrote:THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

You're commie, Christ is not with you

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Sygarius during one evening in his room. Sygarius can be seen kneeling on a black quarted floor with his Lovecraftian blade in front of him praying to the divines. He was in a Templar praying stance before his blade began to emit a dark greenish glow and within the matter of minutes the Emperor opens his eyes to find himself inside a Ominous Lovecraft temple, slimy green tentacles could be seen swaying above water, but is highly unclear of where they come from. Sygarius proceeds to walk down a set of stairs before noticing his green ghastly form. He began to feel uneasy as if something was watching him.

So, another seeker after knowledge enters my realm. I am Hermaeus Mora, Prince of Fate and Lord of Secrets. This is Apocrypha, where all knowledge is hoarded. Perhaps you will prove clever enough to uncover the secrets hidden here. If so, welcome. Perhaps you are a fool or a coward. If so, you are in peril. Read your book again and escape before Apocrypha claims you forever.

Meddacah wrote:drinks your spinal juice

No, no, that was my brunch time drink.

The Death Syndicate wrote:No, no, that was my brunch time drink.

eats your gallbladder.

Meddacah wrote:eats your gallbladder.

No, that was my appetizer.
Oh hey, my liver grew back!
*consumes it again*

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Sygarius during one evening in his room. Sygarius can be seen kneeling on a black quarted floor with his Lovecraftian blade in front of him praying to the divines. He was in a Templar praying stance before his blade began to emit a dark greenish glow and within the matter of minutes the Emperor opens his eyes to find himself inside a Ominous Lovecraft temple, slimy green tentacles could be seen swaying above water, but is highly unclear of where they come from. Sygarius proceeds to walk down a set of stairs before noticing his green ghastly form. He began to feel uneasy as if something was watching him.

Make sure Sharity doesn't see this post

The Death Syndicate wrote:1. Yes I would like to restart Swarm RP
2.)

Mother Charity doesn't visit Stormcloud often these days, though it's hers -- actually because it is hers. The city's Warden is supposed to be respected, and no one does that with his predecessor around. That sort of thing has worked before, usually works actually, but the retired Wardens in those cases aren't called things like Incorruptible Heart (nor are they outright revered). Besides, she's worked tirelessly for decades . . . it's time to be with her family, and they're in Thriwich. It's time to rest.

"Arrangements" for the war criminals from the Imperium require her expertise. Warden Sturm, after all, does not come to the position with a history of rehabilitating people -- he's a capable city administrator, not a canny old Empty Hand.

The upshot of all this is that Mother Charity gets to watch the ex-members of a rabidly anti-nonhuman government realize the crops they've tended are going to Thriwich Underground. The city of bugs.

---

Wheatley bounds into the hive ahead of Mother Charity. He's an exceptionally large dog with long, shaggy hair and an endless desire to make friends; he's also been with Mother Charity since he was a puppy. Now he's barking excitedly and sniffing around for fortiscarab friends (at least the packs of bug food strapped to Wheatley don't come off).

Mother Charity brings up the rear with a wagon of more food for the hive, chuckling softly. "My good boy."

The Death Syndicate wrote:No, that was my appetizer.
Oh hey, my liver grew back!
*consumes it again*

eats your esophagus

Aivintis wrote:So, another seeker after knowledge enters my realm. I am Hermaeus Mora, Prince of Fate and Lord of Secrets. This is Apocrypha, where all knowledge is hoarded. Perhaps you will prove clever enough to uncover the secrets hidden here. If so, welcome. Perhaps you are a fool or a coward. If so, you are in peril. Read your book again and escape before Apocrypha claims you forever.

I forgot the Cthulhu nations name lol.

The Sygarian Regime wrote:I forgot the Cthulhu nations name lol.

The Sygarian Regime wrote:Sygarius during one evening in his room. Sygarius can be seen kneeling on a black quarted floor with his Lovecraftian blade in front of him praying to the divines. He was in a Templar praying stance before his blade began to emit a dark greenish glow and within the matter of minutes the Emperor opens his eyes to find himself inside a Ominous Lovecraft temple, slimy green tentacles could be seen swaying above water, but is highly unclear of where they come from. Sygarius proceeds to walk down a set of stairs before noticing his green ghastly form. He began to feel uneasy as if something was watching him.

The Cult of the Great Cthulhu

The Sygarian Regime wrote:The Imperial Dragon Expedition Journal

Day 4

I can swear we saw lights in the sky! Something I swear no Nonscians have ever seen. But anyways besides that, the captain confirmed that we are running low on food and have been doing rations for a while. We plan to stop at one of Krionik's ports to resupply and continue our journey, if they deny us then we will have to return to the Empire empty handed.

The Militarius Imperium

Brethren

The Krionik will allow the ships to make port, but for the duration of their time in the Krionik, all Sygarian ships will be monitored by local forces. We wish you fair winds and following seas.

Meddacah wrote:eats your esophagus

*esophagus implodes on itself as I eat it before you do*

The Death Syndicate wrote:*esophagus implodes on itself as I eat it before you do*

eats your lungs

MeddacahThe Death Syndicate
What is going on? I am highly confused.

Abadong wrote:MeddacahThe Death Syndicate
What is going on? I am highly confused.

I don't know.

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