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Las Anod wrote:Said. Good to see you though Danelaw

Thanks.

For anyone who is running in the April elections, you can now select a running mate.

Wersh wrote:Letting your inner Aussie out huh?

mebbe

Older aussies love their Vegemite, the newer crop not so much. Only masochists and militant vegans can tolerate broccoli essence. I've tried it. It's worse than death.

Stellar Colonies wrote:For anyone who is running in the April elections, you can now select a running mate.

Look fat, I select you.

I'm cornpop, vote for me and Stellar for Senate! Or whatever this is

Dreamer/Stellar 2020: We'll be so dumb, your self-confidence will go thru the roof!

Shavara wrote:"Aliens..." Father Juárez repeats from Joseph. "If they're not demons, why did it get hurt by holy water and my exorcist chantings?"

o<o~Made name mistake

"In my honest opinion Dāmon likely learned of the biblical definition of demons, then created the possessors as a way to toy with humanity." He says. "Like I said, he's a monster."

DarKspawnerreich wrote:o<o~Made name mistake

"In my honest opinion Dreāmon likely learned of the biblical definition of demons, then created the possessors as a way to toy with humanity." He says. "Like I said, he's a monster."

I know where he got his demons

┬┴┬┴┤ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\

Oh yeah, and Kuriko now has a comfortable lead ahead of TACLC.

Kilkire wrote:The Battle for the Levantine Sea
While at first the situation on the seas is rapidly turning towards a crushing Kilkirian victory, what with the Levantine air force almost entirely being within easy picking range, and the Sword Fleet effectively walking into the Interiorem Fleet's shells. While a few subs manage to slip past the endless barrages of depth-charges and torpedoes enabling them to cause serious damage to some of the larger ships. With the Kilkirian air force securing air superiority in the skies, and the Interiorem Fleet continuing to gun down the Sword Fleet, things seemed under control. However this all changes when the Hammer fleet enters.

The Kilkirian fleet was almost caught completely by surprise, with only the Super-Carrier and a few other ships having a few second's warning before the wave of enemy fighters attacked. The attack on the flank had the intended effect, and most all the ships were caught off guard. The five carrier's defense fleets were able to quickly regroup in order to protect the floating airfields. However, this was not met with total success, as the ships were focused on the Hammer fleet, a successful kamikaze attack slammed right through the deck of a carrier, and went right into the munitions. The explosion tore through some of the smaller surrounding ships, effectively taking that entire mini-fleet out of operation. The ships began retreating away from the Hammer fleet, many ships even holding formation thanks to the brilliant and quick command of the renowned Kilkirian Admiral, John Barry. The air force quickly turned around to the new threat, and faced the remaining Hammer fleet pilots in long and brutal dogfights. While the Supercarrier retreated to a safe distance to be able to continue the fight unless any other carriers were taken out of operation. With most of the Sword fleet now at the bottom of the ocean, it was assumed the remaining ships could no longer put up an adequate fight. This however, was the fatal mistake of the Royal Navy. While retreating towards the Sword fleet, a Levantine submarine smashed into the lower decks of a carrier, narrowly missing the munitions, but incapacitating the vessel and later causing it to capsize none the less.

The Embassy
With the helicopters having missiles homed in on them, desperate measures were taken to try and save the diplomats. Four SWAT men, two on each copper, wearing parachutes were able to save the closest people to them. Both the helicopters exploded, killing almost everyone, with even one of the SWAT men with a parachute having been killed. They desperately jumped from the copters, and deployed the chutes. When they touched the ground again, only 3 SWAT men, 3 diplomats, and 1 soldier survived. They landed near a tiny town, where they quickly occupied an empty market. They retreated back as far as they could, and could only pray they would be able to survive long enough to get home.

I feel like I should wait for the Levantine response.

Also, do you wish for me to deploy TIB operatives to rescue your men and scatter the embassy siege?

I AM INCREDIBLY DIZZY AND DISORIENTED

Stellar Colonies wrote:Oh yeah, and Kuriko now has a comfortable lead ahead of TACLC.

Time for Operation "Spill the beans on the time Kuriko ran over those cute innocent puppies, kitties and babies while drunk"

DarKspawnerreich wrote:o<o~Made name mistake

"In my honest opinion Dāmon likely learned of the biblical definition of demons, then created the possessors as a way to toy with humanity." He says. "Like I said, he's a monster."

"So you're telling me that this 'Dāmon' is an alien toying with humanity?" Asks Father Juárez.

Kampf Empire wrote:I AM INCREDIBLY DIZZY AND DISORIENTED

WELCOME TO TEP!

Kampf Empire wrote:I AM INCREDIBLY DIZZY AND DISORIENTED

Stellar Colonies wrote:For anyone who is running in the April elections, you can now select a running mate.

Vote Marrabuk! Vote for the horse!

Stellar Colonies wrote:

You're hired!

Kampf Empire wrote:I AM INCREDIBLY DIZZY AND DISORIENTED

Ah, signs of life... Almost threw you in the dumpster.

Shavara wrote:"So you're telling me that this 'Dāmon' is an alien toying with humanity?" Asks Father Juárez.

"Essentially," He gets up and grabs another beer. "Of course it could go the other way around. Maybe he inspired the biblical demons, decided to give his children some weaknesses for no other purpose than for the sake of his game. I wouldn't put it past him." He says as he starts drinking yet again.

The Remnant of the Enclave wrote:
Ah, signs of life... Almost threw you in the dumpster.

I'M GOING TO BE PICKING PARTS OF YOUR PRESIDENT OUT OF MY TEETH IN 3 WEEKS TIME!

Kampf Empire wrote:I'M GOING TO BE PICKING PARTS OF YOUR PRESIDENT OUT OF MY TEETH IN 3 WEEKS TIME!

Get 'em unkle!

Dreamersistan wrote:Time for Operation "Spill the beans on the time Kuriko ran over those cute innocent puppies, kitties and babies while drunk"

When you maul and eat puppies, kittens, babies, and countless other animals but nobody gives a sh1t cause Kuriko wasn't paying attention to the road.

Kampf Empire wrote:I'M GOING TO BE PICKING PARTS OF YOUR PRESIDENT OUT OF MY TEETH IN 3 WEEKS TIME!

Maybe the recycling bin would've been a more environmentally friendly option? Wait, never mind. You are really only useful as a discount boogyman.

FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK the last of us 2 got delayed again!

The Remnant of the Enclave wrote:
Maybe the recycling bin would've been a more environmentally friendly option? Wait, never mind. You are really only useful as a discount boogyman.

My two shot 6 crank capacitor bracketed long barrel beam splitter las musket has a wee bit of protest.

DarKspawnerreich wrote:FVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVCK the last of us 2 got delayed again!

If Bannerlord can come out (albeit in early access), anything can come out.

ghosts of tsushima

Holytestland

Guys,I saw flying egg brains.

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