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Pakitsk wrote:Hail, Sidian!
Caerian? Sidite? I don't know.

foreigner

Levantin wrote:I'm getting very bored of Saddam.

I should do a civil war or something...

weren't you already doing one?

Phase One of Naturalization to the Empire:
Due to acceptance of the Colonization effort, the newly named Federal Colony of Kampfia Solitas, formerly known as the Kingdom of Serkin, shall be subject to new laws and stipulations of the Federation's law, society, military, and economy.

The First Phase of Colonial Changes proceed as follows:

    a. Until proper training can be developed, all forms Native Police shall be disbanded and replaced with Kampfian Military Police. A new curriculum shall be developed between one to two months in order to teach local police how to follow and enforce Imperial Law.
    b. Local School Curriculum shall be overhauled to teach Imperial History and the Imperial Standard Language, Lower Arasesotic Deutsche. Children shall be given three months off from school while this is developed.
    c. The former military of the colony shall be demoted to local militia that shall fall under the jurisdiction of Colonial Administrator Hans Zuerlick. Enlistment under the Imperial Military will be offered and encouraged to all former servicemen and woman.
    d. Under the current regime, a monarch is unnecessary. The local monarchy shall be stripped of political power and maintained as a figurehead of colonial culture and pre-Imperial society.
    e. Under Imperial Law, corporations such as KampfiKorp and the G.A.T.C. shall be able to purchase and develop lands both urban and rural throughout the colony.
    f. Under the Land Perservation Order of 1981, a total of 34 new National Parks shall be made in the colony, with various government organizations and private organizations being authorized to research in the area. Lands not in newly created parks shall be available for sale and development.
    g. Until Phase 3 is reached, Kampfian troops shall be deployed throughout the Colony, and will be tasked with defense from threats foreign and domestic.

Welcome to the Empire.

Stellar Colonies, Euricanis, Zukchiva, Slagenseter forn, and 7 othersShavara, Merlovich, Brethren, Levantin, Nova-gallia, Kavanos, and Serkin

Post self-deleted by Euricanis.

Kampf Empire wrote:Welcome to the Empire.

huh

Ancobristan wrote:weren't you already doing one?

sort of

Slagenseter forn

I've got all this military equipment laying around, yet nothing to do with it!

Slagenseter forn wrote:I've got all this military equipment laying around, yet nothing to do with it!

oh, I wonder what you shall do with it

Slagenseter forn

Slagenseter forn wrote:I've got all this military equipment laying around, yet nothing to do with it!

Shame there's no trade union. Your surplus would go down and your revenue would go up.

Stellar Colonies, Nova-gallia, and Kavanos

F in the chat for Serkin

Honestly if you had just surrendered to me you would have been less screwed

Levantin wrote:F in the chat for Serkin

Honestly if you had just surrendered to me you would have been less screwed

would i rather sell my soul to you or kampf?

i would actually go kampf

Slagenseter forn

Kampf Empire wrote:Shame there's no trade union. Your surplus would go down and your revenue would go up.

Just give me the darn paper.

Euricanis wrote:would i rather sell my soul to you or kampf?

i would actually go kampf

I'm hurt...

At least I don't colonize people

New union of sovereign soviet republics

Kampf Empire wrote:Phase One of Naturalization to the Empire:
Due to acceptance of the Colonization effort, the newly named Federal Colony of Kampfia Solitas, formerly known as the Kingdom of Serkin, shall be subject to new laws and stipulations of the Federation's law, society, military, and economy.

The First Phase of Colonial Changes proceed as follows:

    a. Until proper training can be developed, all forms Native Police shall be disbanded and replaced with Kampfian Military Police. A new curriculum shall be developed between one to two months in order to teach local police how to follow and enforce Imperial Law.
    b. Local School Curriculum shall be overhauled to teach Imperial History and the Imperial Standard Language, Lower Arasesotic Deutsche. Children shall be given three months of from school while this is developed.
    c. The former military of the colony shall be demoted to local militia that shall fall under the jurisdiction of Colonial Administrator Hans Zuerlick. Enlistment under the Imperial Military will be offered and encouraged to all former servicemen and woman.
    d. Under the current regime, a monarch is unnecessary. The local monarchy shall be stripped of political power and maintained as a figurehead of colonial culture and pre-Imperial society.
    e. Under Imperial Law, corporations such as KampfiKorp and the G.A.T.C. shall be able to purchase and develop lands both urban and rural throughout the colony.
    f. Under the Land Perservation Order of 1981, a total of 34 new National Parks shall be made in the colony, with various government organizations and private organizations being authorized to research in the area. Lands not in newly created parks shall be available for sale and development.
    g. Until Phase 3 is reached, Kampfian troops shall be deployed throughout the Colony, and will be tasked with defense from threats foreign and domestic.

Welcome to the Empire.

Serkin your still in the CSTO?

Levantin wrote:I'm hurt...

At least I don't colonize people

so?

Slagenseter forn wrote:Just give me the darn paper.

Welcome to the Central Arasesos Trade Union, my friend.

Stellar Colonies, Slagenseter forn, and Shavara

Levantin wrote:F in the chat for Serkin

Honestly if you had just surrendered to me you would have been less screwed

No, equally screwed either way.
Probably more so with you.

Peatiktist wrote:No, equally screwed either way.
Probably more so with you.

when kampf is the objectively better choice, something's gone wrong

Kampf Empire wrote:...

b. Local School Curriculum shall be overhauled to teach Imperial History and the Imperial Standard Language, Lower Arasesotic Deutsche. Children shall be given three months of from school while this is developed.

...

"...and in other news, polls conducted within Kampfia Solitas, otherwise known as Serkin, have indicated approval of the new regime has recently skyrocketed amongst school-age children..."

Kampf Empire wrote:Welcome to the Central Arasesos Trade Union, my friend.

No one told me about this.

Holy Sh¡t, Microsoft bought Zenimax.

It's possible for Obsidian to make another Fallout Game now.

Doom, Fallout, and Elder Scrolls will be under Game Pass.

Stellar Colonies, The remnant of the enclave, Peatiktist, Shavara, and 1 otherKavanos

Socialist republic of kurikia

Welp time to make kampf miserable

Socialist republic of kurikia wrote:Welp time to make kampf miserable

Do it, you won't.

Socialist republic of kurikia

Kampf Empire wrote:Do it, you won't.

;p

The remnant of the enclave

Kampf Empire wrote:Holy Sh¡t, Microsoft bought Zenimax.

It's possible for Obsidian to make another Fallout Game now.

Doom, Fallout, and Elder Scrolls will be under Game Pass.

Wonderful news!

Kampf Empire, Shavara, and Kavanos

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