The EquatorBoard

Congratulations on being featured!
من النهر إلى البحر

Congratulations on being the featured region!
Bigly! 🥳

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Featured?

**sends over a bottle of champagne**

A cowboy walks up to a small western town. As he walks through, chatting with locals he notices someone. Someone he knows far too well.

"Well, well," the cowboy says. "If it ain't the darndest creature in all the west. You know this region ain't big enough for the both of us."

The stranger sighs.

"Normally, I'd agree, but, this region's done been featured."

The cowboy starts in surprise.

"A featured region, eh? Well then, that's a different story."

The cowboy glares warily.

"But I'm keeping my eyes on you. Next region you won't be so lucky."

"But for now...congratulations to The Equator for being featured. That's the only thing keeping you from bein' the site of the biggest showdown in all the west."

As a train pulls into the The Equator train station, an announcement is made.

*Now arriving at The Equator station on Track 1, is The Featured Region Express to [Insert next featured region.] The train conductor Kai would also like to congratulate this region on being featured. Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*

When entering the station, the train gives a horn show, which sounds like someone is saying, ''Congrats on being featured.''

The train stops at the platform, and opens its doors, waiting until the next region is featured to depart from the The Equator station to the next station.

Region Score (What Class would I let you sit in on the train, based on):

Coach Class (Dead Region)

Greetings, Equator!