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The Iron Order RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: Hispanyo

Last WA Update:

World Factbook Entry

The Iron Order is now a property of the Electric Dictator Bedebao of Bedetopia.

Hispanyo's trusted friend Sonoto was merely a disguise to whom he entrusted TIO, who would then backstab him when he needed the region back the most.

This region was like swiss cheese anyway. Anyone could get past the laughable entry questions. Our good friend Malphe was able to send his mice to help with the takeover.

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    The Conquest of The Iron Order

    MetaGameplay by Sonoto . 286 reads.

Embassies: Bedetopian Network.

Tags: Founderless, Invader, Minuscule, and Password.

The Iron Order contains 3 nations.


Today's World Census Report

The Fattest Citizens in The Iron Order

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Iron Order is ranked 4,290th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The BEDEBAO STRIKES AGAIN of SonotoIron Fist Consumerists“Playin' the long game”
2.The Bushes of Love of SandmirlCorrupt Dictatorship“I haven't even got a hair dryer”
3.The National Socialist Republics of KetolPsychotic Dictatorship“The Twenty First Fascism Century ”

Regional Happenings


The Iron Order Regional Message Board


Post by Ketol suppressed by Sonoto.

Sad to see this place being shut down :( It was once so active, what happened?


Post by Sovietzkia suppressed by Ketol.

I, Sovietzkia, hereby condemn Hispanyo and the actions of the Borenzoists. I proclaim them enemies of the Fourth Coalition, enemies of the State, and enemies of the people. The Iron Order is hereby expelled from the Fourth Coalition and all honors bestowed upon Hispanyo are hereby revoked. Let it be known that the Fourth Coalition is, and of right ought to be, in a state of war with the treacherous, malicious, and, frankly, dangerous ideology of Borenzoism, and with Hispanyo in particular.


Post by Allewz suppressed by Sonoto.

Hello my like-minded friends, I would suggest that all of you endorse your WA delegate, in order to increase his influence and indirectly increase the influence of Fascism as a whole.

Borenzo ii


Post by Ketol suppressed by Sonoto.

We have all moved to Farkasfalka, we do not need a delegate!

Any nations who are not Maintainers should also move to Farkasfalka to build a mighty community.


Post by The NewsStand suppressed by Hispanyo.

Read All About It! This Week:

- Bringing you sunshine! The Breakfast Courier is back
- Cripes It is a clone of Sean Connery in The Confederation Coverage
- The OEU News Today marches on
- We've the The Palumban Weekly, and the The Palumban Weekly
- Crazy blocks are removed in the Crazybloxian Times
- Late, I know, but The Union Truth is out there
- The LCRUA Times loses AIR

It's Roulette at the Sands - Place those bets!


Post by Krvava Koupel suppressed by Sonoto.


It is time to gather your materials, gather your expedites, and get rolling! The New Discoveries! Program has officially started!

"Woah, slow your roll, Krvava Koupel, we don't even know what that is!"

Well, fret no longer! If you tuned in yesterday, you may have noticed a sneak peak from Vozhd Nikolai Lansov and The Small Scientist giving a brief description of what this amazing new program is. Though, if you didn't here's an explanation:

The New Discoveries! Program is a way toexpand the knowledge of The Rift unto the glorious region of The Confederation of Corrupt Dictators! Each nation (Granted you meet the requirements), will have the chance to set up a National Office at the Safe Borders of The Rift, supplied with the Bio-Protective Suits (Trade marked) created by The Small Scientist himself, along with his team of the Elite Scientists. You may discover something already known to Krvava Koupel, but not your own nation, or find something completely new! Who knows what you'll find! Be armed with weapons, for this won't be a safe venture. There will be enemies, there will be mayhem. This program is not for the feint of heart.

NOW! You may be asking "Requirements? What the Hell kind of requirements do we need?"

Well! Brave nation! Vozhd Nikolai Lansov and The Small Scientist comprised a set of Terms and Laws for each nation of the region to follow!

On February 16th, 2018, The Small Scientist had a sit-down talk with Vozhd Nikolai Lansov. Coming to agreements, they have decided to open up The Rift in what's being called the New Discoveries! Program. Open to any and all nations, this program is set to further discover the vast lands known as No Man's Land, and the rip known as The Rift. Although open to all nations, be wary of the terms and laws that follow.

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-Upon entering The Rift, each expedite you choose will be sent through rigorous tests paid in full by the Education Board and the Military of Krvava Koupel. Each Expedite must pass these tests with AT LEAST an 80% overall. any grade lower will result in a expulsion in the New Discoveries! Program.

-If an Expedite has failed the test, they will be sent back to their native nation. That said nation is responsible for paying for the transportation. Said Expedite will not be allowed to come back to be tested again for AT LEAST 6 months, depending on how bad they failed.

-Any nation who has been suspended/expelled from The Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, broken Regional Law, AND/OR has started war with Krvava Koupel will automatically be expelled from the New Discoveries! Program.

-Every participating nation must construct an office that must be suitable to fit AT LEAST 120 persons, and must contain a laboratory permitted by the Department of Safety Regulations of Krvava Koupel. The Treasury Department of Krvava Koupel will chip in 25% of the funds for an office for each participating nation.

-Every participating nation must have AT LEAST 15 expedites pass the tests in order to be qualified to be in the New Discoveries! Program.

-Each National Office must have a health center. Employees for the Health Centers will be provided by the Department of Health of Krvava Koupel.

-If participating nations wish to make profit off of the discoveries, 10% of the profits must be sent to Krvava Koupel. [Percentage of profit can fluctuate over time.]

-All participating nations must log any and all discoveries found within the boundaries of The Rift. This includes; No Man's Land, Outer Limits, Outer Rift, Inner Rift, Jutting's Edge, and Corruption Harbor. Scientists will be around unexpectedly to check on the information.

-There will be no wars pertaining to The Rift.

-Participating nations can group up with other expediting nations, but BOTH NATIONS must document what they discover.

-If grouped nations plan to split discovery profits, then 25% of profits must go to Krvava Koupel.

-Any nation that wishes to end their participation to the New Discoveries! Program must make several copies of their discoveries for the nation of Krvava Koupel, and the Viceroy of The Confederation of Corrupt Dictators.

-If any nation is caught stealing and profiting off of another nation's discoveries, the nation caught stealing must give 1.5x the profit to the victim nation.

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FIRST OFFENSE: Suspended from the New Discoveries! Program for a minimum of TWO WEEKS, and a fine of an equivalent of 1,000,000 Lebkas.

SECOND OFFENSE: Suspended from the New Discoveries! Program for a minimum of THREE MONTHS, and a fine of an equivalent of 5,000,000 Lebkas.

THIRD OFFENSE: Expulsion from the New Discoveries! Program, a fine of an equivalent of 1,000,000,000 Lebkas, and [depending on the law broken], a jail service time of UP TO TWENTY FIVE YEARS.

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We hope to get many nations participating in the New Discoveries! Program! if you have any questions, feel free to telegram Vozhd Nikolai Lansov!

Read factbook

We hope you decide to join us on this AMAZING new program! If you have any questions, feel free to telegram Vozhd Nikolai Lansov!

Hail the Confederation!

NOTE:I will be keeping track of all nations who decide to participate in this program. So if you want to participate, either telegram me, or reply in the RMB. To prevent spam, I would rather you telegram me. If you do participate, I will telegram you at random points in time, most likely to "check in" on what you've discovered. This is where your imagination comes to play! It's your duty to come up with discoveries, that can be later used to further technology and/or knowledge. Once a month, I (The Small Scientist) will be creating an RMB post, AND a Factbook on the list of discoveries, with credits to the expedites. The date to which this will come out is still in the works, and is completely dependent on my time. I really hope this goes far. I spent a lot of time working on this!

Traitors!!! How DAre you, LEAVE THIS REIGON NOW this is my home... you claim to be high and mighty but all you do is suppress us, where is free speech allowed?

Ketol wrote: Traitors!!! How DAre you, LEAVE THIS REIGON NOW this is my home... you claim to be high and mighty but all you do is suppress us, where is free speech allowed?

There's a reason I call myself the Electric Dictator.


"It's free speech, so I can post whatever I like here, right?"

Ahahahaha! Hahaha! Free speech! No, it's not. I run this web site region, see, so you have to play by my rules. It's like my own Father Knows Best state.

Ketol wrote: Traitors!!! How DAre you, LEAVE THIS REIGON NOW this is my home... you claim to be high and mighty but all you do is suppress us, where is free speech allowed?

u kinda look alty too. r u sure you're a fascist =_=

Sandmirl wrote:u kinda look alty too. r u sure you're a fascist =_=

The audacity you cannot remove me from my home i will stay here untill my last breath

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