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King Minos and Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism

King Minos and Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism

The greater german austrian empire wrote:First off the climate have not been determined by hammer second of all my nation climate is like Tennessee's mild Third my economy follow the policy of autuky or however you spell it and fourth my economy is starting to go down and the the only product I require that I cannot produce very well is oil

How is your climate mild? Your nation, like mine, is way up north I just do not think it is that logical.

Con Ins Lallakerscak wrote:How is your climate mild? Your nation, like mine, is way up north I just do not think it is that logical.

my north island is mostly tropcial (Hammer said it not me) and the one that has my capital in it is mostly cold

A Memer wrote:my north island is mostly tropcial (Hammer said it not me) and the one that has my capital in it is mostly cold

weird

Swiftlandian Peoples Republic wrote:
Hot, Humid, miserable, as Phil Swift wakes up, it’s been many years since the fall of Communist Swiftlandian Nation, but the memories and relics of the past conflicts are more evident than ever. A bloody, disastrous civil war, it led to Swiftlandia breaking up into many vastly different, independent states. One of which, Selvania, a state by the coast, that sits within the vast Macaque Jungle, lives the former leader Phil Swift. In this mid morning, he gets up out of bed, and gazes out the window at the ruins of what was once a prosperous, glamorous capital full of smiling people, and many successful corporations, now filled with nothing, but collapsing structures and shacks, all being reclaimed by the surrounding jungle. “What went wrong, how did it go so wrong,” thought Swift. “How did this successful nation fall to nothing in such a short amount of time”. It’s a sentiment many Swiftlandian people share. Wondering how they ended up where they are now. Regardless of the challenging times, Swiftlandians are forces to carry on, trying their best. One of the biggest effects is on the once thriving economy, once full of self sustaining industry, now one of the only ways to earn a living is by harvesting the valuable flex plant for Western civilizations such as Minos, and Unateslis (throwing you guys in here, hope you don’t mind 🙂). The people impoverished, without hope, in desperate need of a leader, of change. Swiftlandia’s global influence dwindled to near nothing. Phil Swift knows all these things, and wants to help fix them, but who knows if it will even work, who knows if the nation full of people with completely different views from one another will be able to come back together. Regardless, they’re going to try
Spent a pretty good amount of time on this, gonna try and get back into the roleplay. Excited to continue this. Hope you guys enjoy. Also, don’t have a clue what’s going on everywhere else, so if someone would fill me in that’d be nice. 🙂

IC, The Flex must Flow

A small but expensive-looking boat moved gently through the seas south of Swiftlandia, its coast barely visible to the naked eye. The crew watched from a distance as they saw the large and run-down city of Selvania. Nobody could believe that this slummy city was once the practically shining capital of a great nation. Nobody except one man - Wohali Atohi. Wohali - having been alive since the times of President Sequoyah, remembered a time when the city was a shining beacon - even by his standards. He remembered, before the Swiftlanian Civil War, when it was a powerful force in the Southeast. Most importantly, however, he remembered a time when money from the flex trade flowed into his pockets. That was why he was here, for he wanted to gain that cash once more.

“Wohali! We are close to the dock, do you want us to land?” A loud voice yelled from above. It was the Captain of the vessel, a man even older than Wohali named John. Wohali looked up and nodded.

“Yes… but, we should probably check if we’re allowed to first. Please send a signal asking if we can land.”

“Look at the docks - that isn’t even a dock. That’s a half-collapsed pier with a few canoes docked. You really think they have the resources to ask them?”

Wohali looked obviously annoyed at the comment. He refused to acquiesce. “We should, at the very least, send a signal that we are landing so that nobody gets hurt.”

The Captain shook his head as he blew a horn twice, signifying that they would be landing soon. They began to float slowly towards the pier, occasionally blowing a horn to get the attention of anyone on the sea. They, eventually, made it to the pier and lightly. Wohali nearly fell forwards from the movement, though neither the pier nor the boat suffered any structural damage.

“By God, John. What do I pay you for if you’re just going to try and sink us at dock?” Wohali yelled.

The Captain shrugged. “I got you here, didn’t I? In fact, I be the only Captain brave enough to make it to Swiftlandia.”

Wohali sighed as he watched the crew grab a plank and lower it for Wohali to get off of. He nearly ran off the boat in order to get off it, fearful at any more shenanigans the captain might cause.

Being on the ground allowed Wohali to take in the sight of the city. Its buildings were crumbling, what remained of its population lived in slums and depressedly walked by. The sight almost brought a tear to his eye. However, he realized then that the largest corporate entity he could find would most likely be a street vendor peddling either coconuts or drugs. Refusing to accept defeat, he decided to walk to the town hall, hopefully it will have someone or something in there that will help him establish business in this wild country.

The greater german austrian empire wrote:Snipped

The waters around Minosa that weren't directly around the major ports were relatively calm. Ships were forced to stay in the docks, and leaving the land was highly restricted. That being said, a small, apparently armed ship appears on the horizon. It makes no hostile gestures, but it feels significantly out of place, for there are no other Minosan warships in the region.

Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism wrote:Snipped

A missive is returned via Telegraph.

"Thank you for the kind words - and the chocolate. May this be a new dawn in relations between our great nations."

Bonvolkia wrote:Snipped

Steamers carrying Minosan diplomats from the world round begin to slowly arrive back at the port of Minosa. The ship that had departed from Bonvolkia, an older steamer titled the "Rose of the Ocean", made the steady trip back to its port. The ride back was calm, but the Minosan diplomats aboard were anything but. Conspiracies and rumors abounded, including a humorous one that the Prince was actually still alive in Outerlands, being bathed in wine as he plots his ascent to godhood. Most of the sane diplomats however were not of such a ludicrous nature in their theories, primarily gossiping that Admiral Killian could be behind the plot, or perhaps someone on the Royal Council, or even the Greater Victorans!

Regardless, while the seas were calm, the port of Minosa was anything but. Warships surrounded the harbor, and the Rose of the Ocean was forced to halt - lest it ram straight into a heavily armed warship. A smaller tug came to the side of the Rose and armed men climbed aboard. After a quick discussion with the Rose of the Ocean's Captain, a whistle was blown, and an announcement made.

"Attention all, have your papers ready! The Minosan Navy will be checking the ship for trespassers!"

With that, the soldiers began interrogating those aboard the ship, going from room to room...

Unatseliis wrote:IC, Minos RP Snipped

Aerik stood at the bow of the fishing vessel. This sucked, really bad. He had been here for a week with no land in sight, and all there was to do was fish, eat the fish, and then sleep around the fish. So it was little surprise that Aerik's eyes lit up when he saw an Unatselii warship on the horizon.

"By the gods, what is an Unatselii ship doing up here? Has the GGAE war gotten to the straights already?" Captain Ralys remarked.

"I don't know, but I have to get on that ship!" Aerik cried, jumping up and down in a mixture of excitement and terror.

"I don't know if that be the best idea my well-to-do acquaintance. We don't know what their intentions are." Ralys cautioned.

"It doesn't matter Captain!" Aerik rebutted, "I must get on that ship!"

"Well, it seems you'll be getting what you wanted regardless" the Captain said, pointing to the Unatselii ship that was now headed straight for them.

Unatseliis, Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism, and The greater german austrian empire

Unatseliis

King Minos wrote:-snappi-

IC

Captain Wahya was drinking coffee as he stared out into the sea, looking for any refugees. It had been a good couple of days since he had seen anyone but the occasional Unatseliis ship - which decidedly were not carrying or escorting anybody. So he got excited when a crewmember yelled “Unknown Ship, 4 O’Clock from the portside.” The captain marched over to the voice and grabbed his binoculars. Indeed, there was a ship on the horizon - and it wasn’t one of theirs. In fact, it appeared to be a fishing boat - sailing in from the North.

“That’s gotta be Minosian. Either that or MGL, either one could be refugees given the state of the two countries.” Wahya excitedly said.

“Captain, should I tell the navigator to sail over?” The Crewmate asked.

“Aye, Seaman Salali. They’re probably scared Civilians though, so I want you to tell him to try not to scare them. The last thing we want is them to think we’re pirates about to kidnap them or have orders to blow them up.”

Salali saluted and said “Yes, Captain” before running off to inform the Navigator of the captain’s decision. The Captain heard a siren as the ship began to turn to the direction of the small Minosian boat. He held onto the railing as they approached the vessel. Eventually, however, they stopped at a close enough distance for the Captain to yell into a megaphone to question the ship.

“Hello!” He said, in his best English through the megaphone, hoping to God they understood it. “You must be Minosian, yah? Please, state your names and purpose!”

King Minos and Moneygoodland

Moneygoodland

King Minos, Unatseliis, and Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism

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King Minos, Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism, Santa ramon, and Illena

Moneygoodland

RP Post
The people desperately call for the Third Convention to actually prove that they now stand firmly against tyranny in the form of authoritarianism, and the global conflict the GGAE has inspired has certainly been a talking point in Hamnaborg fort. The Third Convention decide to hold a vote upon a supposed ultimatum without the three Conventionaires in Prandas. A unanimous decision amongst the Conventionaires seals the deal, and the telegram is written.

-:Telegram to: Embilic, Primorski Krai:-

    This is a message from the Third Convention of MoneyGoodLand, lead by Head Conventionaire Valiencis McGallicer of Violet Town.

    The Third Convention shall see you put down arms completely and cease hostilities. There will be peace and standing down immediately leaves you with the best prospects for your nations.

    Failure to oblige to the demand above will find the Third Convention at war with your nation as the enemy

-:End of message:-

(OOC: This is for RP purposes really and also to try and convince you not to follow suit with GGAE, literally leave the peace discussion)

Embilic has officially ceased hostilities with enemies. We expect a white peace. (of course, giving me money would be pretty cool)
We have offered The greater german austrian empire a home for their monarchs during this war they seem to be losing.

Moneygoodland

Rp:

The guard that faced Christof was attempting to crucify him for being late. Christof couldn't blame him, who else took 40 minute restroom breaks. The man's face pinched as he read Christof's papers.

"You are Douglas Valentine?" It was the third time the guard asked him that question. Christof, once again, confirmed whatever the papers said. The guard must have realized that he wasn't going to go anywhere by trying again.

The guard sighed defeat and handed Christof his forged passport. "Welcome to The Princedom of Minos."

Christof nodded and walked down the gangway. He knew that prying eyes were watching him, it was hard not to notice the large scar that covered half his face. Of course, it was either have the ugly scar or be decapitated.

Christof kept walking along, he noticed someone was tailing. By the man's step, he was man seeking to intercept him. Christof walked along the bustling streets and through tight alleyways between tenements. It was only after jumped down into a sewer when he lost the Minosan Serviceman.

Christof carefully changed into casual civilian clothes and walked down the dark tunnels. The noises of the overhead streets grew quieter around curfew, that is when he could leave the sewer without being spotted.

Christof got out the sewer and looked into a broken mirror. His hand swept across a head that once had Dirty, blonde hair. Christof shook his head, "No need to dwell on the past". His boots thudded on the stone walkway.

"In a few days, we'll see if the Minosan government is telling the truth." Christof headed down the street, merrily whistleing Bonvolkia's Courage.

King Minos and Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism

North america and the pacific ocean

Bro, I love trains

National states of outerlands, Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism, Con vilveria, and Con Ins Lallakerscak

North america and the pacific ocean wrote:Bro, I love trains

Right?

National states of outerlands and Con Ins Lallakerscak

North america and the pacific ocean wrote:Bro, I love trains

I like trains kid is that you?

The republic of chistion

Unpopular opinion

american train horns are best train horns

they aren't just "oh toot toot ol' chap mind getting out of the way? That would be rather nice." they go "HONK. MOVE. NOW. TRAIN. FAST. GO. GO."

Illena

The westwoods

Revolussia wrote:Unpopular opinion

american train horns are best train horns

they aren't just "oh toot toot ol' chap mind getting out of the way? That would be rather nice." they go "HONK. MOVE. NOW. TRAIN. FAST. GO. GO."

Seconded.

The republic of chistion

National states of outerlands

King Minos wrote:Right?

I have too ask laptop screen broken, have not been around what is happening

The republic of chistion

Rp

With the recently supplied MNA troops they sent an unexpecting attack to kick GGAE off the island. They went all-out on the GGAE army because they knew about the blockade and the GGAE army was low on supply and ammunition. The GGAE just watched how many of them were killed in battle and the few that was left alive surrendered. They went GGAE camp after GGAE camp and they used the previously defeated camps resources to fight against their creator. These win caused the GGAE army to be kicked out of the Memer Isle's. They killed half of the GGAE troops but had left a some to survive because they wanted to interogate the surviving plus send them to POWs.

The republic of chistion

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Post by The greater german austrian empire suppressed by Hammer Britannia.

The greater german austrian empire

RP post

With the peace treaty being signed thousands are shocked and millions angry. Millions go into the street and protest the peace treaty declaring the new government illegitimate as the kaiser and many flee the nation to go to Primorski Krai and massive amounts of piss off people the political climate and stability dropping many resistance groups form one led by Otto himmler are going to resist and bite. In Bavaria, Rhineland, and Prussia the polls about fosters and the treaty 86% now call for a revolution against the new government and call for the GGAE to be abolished. With the nation practically collapsing into chaos many Austrians call for independence along with the sudetenland. Many politicians have fleed the nation and along with most of the economy of the nation and the entire military staff.

The greater german austrian empire what did I tell you?

The greater german austrian empire

Hammer Britannia wrote:The greater german austrian empire what did I tell you?

I never said there was a riot

Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism

Revolussia wrote:Unpopular opinion

american train horns are best train horns

they aren't just "oh toot toot ol' chap mind getting out of the way? That would be rather nice." they go "HONK. MOVE. NOW. TRAIN. FAST. GO. GO."

...
There are other kinds of train horns?

Uber automated luxury cosmic socialism wrote:...
There are other kinds of train horns?

I mean, they are all the same concept but executed differently.

In the UK and in Europe, trains usually have a High horn and a Low horn and are usually used for short blasts, like a car horn. In the US and Canada, they have louder horns that are blasted for long amounts of time.

(Best I could explain it, really)

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